The Dave Game

[ADF]

Unbeknownst to some, my real name's "Dave." Last night, a couple of pals o' mine and I came up with a good game where you replace song titles with the name "Dave" in key locations. Alternately, you can use the band's name, a book, or anything else that strikes your fancy and seems to fit.

Here are some examples-

Sundave, Bloody Sundave
Sunny Dave Real Estate
Katrina and the Daves
Fridave, I'm in Love
Davement (instead of Pavement).

The possibilities are virtually endless.


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[A.J.]

A Dave In The Life
Holidave
Dave on Me
The Love You Dave

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 7-25-02 @ 9:44 AM

[RF Godfather]

Daves of The Week
Daved and Confused
Daves of Our Lifes
The Last Daves of Dave-co
End of Daves
Last Daves of Contrition
28 Daves

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[AppleBoy]

The Daves of Our Lives
New Dave Hookers

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[DroopyGirl]

Britney spears - I'm a Dave 4 u

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Who'll be there when I need someone
Count on nobody and no one will let you down

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[jamesdiggy]

God dave the Queen

I like my women the way I like my coffee, in a plastic cup.

[Aggie]

Does someone need an ego boost? :)

Davedream Believer - Monkees
Holi-dave - Madonna

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so fuck you
and your untouchable face
fuck you
for existing in the first place
and who am i
that i should be vying for your touch
who am i
bet you can't even tell me that much

[Pootertoot]

You're playing in to his sick, twisted ego game. He's masturbating while he controls you all.

Stories from Beyond the Dave

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[DroopyGirl]

Blink 182 - First Dave

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Who'll be there when I need someone
Count on nobody and no one will let you down

[flavorsaver]

Dirty Vegas - Daves Go By

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[Patches]

Smashing Pumpkins hit:
"Todave is the greatest Dave"

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[A.J.]

Strange Daves
Yesterdave

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[flavorsaver]

Daves of the New

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[Michael Fury]

The old severed finger in the hot dog bun trick= a hilarious April Fool's Dave prank.



"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." Famous last words of Pancho Villa

[ADF]

Yes, this is an unashamed ego boost, but a great game, no?

The Sundaves - (sing "here's where the story ends")
Susan Dave, from LA Law

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[AppleBoy]

Davediggers Union
Children of the Dave
former NY Ranger Adam Daves

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[Zipgun]

These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.

David Hoffman.
He works in my dad's store.
He's worked here for 12 years.
He'll probably work here for more.

These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.

Dave Gort.
I've known since I was six.
In grade eight he broke his leg.
So we got drunk and sick.

These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.

Some of them are Davids.
But most of us are Daves.

They all have their own hands, but they come from different moms.

These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.

Dave Jadiski.
Man, this cat can swing.
He weighs almost 50 pounds,
and he delivers my paper on time.

These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.

Dave Capisano.
I hardly know him.

These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.

We are the Daves he knows, he knows.
We are the Daves he knows.
We are the Daves he knows, he knows.
We are the Daves he knows.

Some of us are Davids,
but most of us are Daves.
We all have our own hands,
but we come from different moms.

These are the Daves I know, I know.

We are the Daves he knows, he knows.

These are the Daves.



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[jamesdiggy]

Adaving Grace - how sweet the sound.

I like my women the way I like my coffee, in a plastic cup.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.



Oh, so it's going to be that way, eh?

Bastard! You beat me to it!

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[pinkyfloyd]

Movie: Daves of Glory Pink Floyd song: Remember A Dave <P>

"Sure, radio had a simple dignity. But people wanted to see the grieving families. And, as usual, technology refused to be dignity's bitch."
---'The Daily Show' on the advent of television

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

The Daves are Alright-- The Who

How about the hot new video that's sweeping the nation-- Daves Gone Wild!

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[PanterA]

Those were the Daves my friend.
I thought they'ld never end.
Those were the Daves.
Oh yes those were the Daves

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Cheer up sleepy Gean.
Oh what can it be now,
To our Dave dream believer and our home coming Queen.

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Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I love ya, Tomorrow.
You're only a Dave away.

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[ADF]

Bruce McCulloch rocks and PanterA actually made me laugh out loud, a difficult feat.

That this longing for you follows wherever I go
In the roaring traffic's boom
In the silence of my lonely room
I think of you
Dave and night, night and Dave



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Bruce McCulloch rocks


Terriers are my very favorite breed
They're cute and cuddly and easy dogs to feed
They'll bring you up whenever you are down
Terriers average 20 pounds
When I walk around in this terrier town
One thing that makes me down
Is when people put bandanas on their dogs

Terriers are my very favorite breed
Cute and cuddly, easy dogs to feed
Terriers were there in the 11th century
Napoleon had one to prevent misery
Terriers are good with the aged
Studies show that they prolong old peoples' lives
No one wants to die
Like this guy died
Die die, die die
Die die, die die
Worms eating your eyes
Bass solo

(Notices women behind him in black bikini's and veils)

Ah, excuse me ladies, you're scantily clad and have nothing
to do with the narrative. Therefore, it's sexist. Sorry.

(they go away..)

Wow, that hurt.

You know those mornings that you just can't get out of bed,
and you call in sick, if you had a job.
You know those mornings when you just wanna watch TV, eat corn
chips and masturbate.

Sure you do.

Well, when those days happen..
what you should do is start thinking about my friends.
My little furry, waterproof pals.
You know I'm talking about.....

Les terriers sont mes types favorites
Jolies, charmantes
Pas de probleme a maintenir
Il donnent du joie
Quand tu es "blue"
Les terries sont a peu pres
Vingt livres

Give terriers a chance (Yeh!)
Do the terrier dance
No, let's not
But if you want your love to show
If you want your love to grow
Then go terri-, go terri-, go terri- errr


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[RF Godfather]

Dave's World... ummm... Daveman's World!

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[ADF]

Unfrozen Daveman Lawyer

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[Arienette]

a couple of pals o' mine and I came up with a good game where you replace song titles with the name "Dave" in key locations.yes, yes, yes... that was me. i'm one of the "pals". my friend and i adapted our old favorite, "the carl game" into a dave version. we never expected things to spin out of control like this... dave is an idiot.

plus the best one is the pixies' dave of mutilation

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i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[Patches]

Don't let them pass you by... yeah thats right, GLORY DAVES!!!! Wait I got one more song...Dave go fuck yourself, by dave and the davefuckers... <P>

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[flavorsaver]

Calypso Heat Dave

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[Zipgun]

Catch a Dave and you're sittin' on top of the world.

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[F1Gm3nT]

*starts singing*
these are the Daves I know, I know
these are the Daves I know
these are the Daves I know, I know
these are the Daves I know

some of them are David
but most of them are Dave
They all have their own hands
But they come from different moms

these are the Daves I know, I know
these are the Daves I know
these are the Daves I know, I know
these are the Daves I know

"be like water."
- Bruce Lee
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[ADF]

Nick Dave and the Bad Seeds

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[cozmokramer]

I like Big Dave's and i cannot lie

You may not like it , But Dave will learn TO LOVE IT!

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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

[sexy bastard]

I wanna know what Dave is...I want you to show me....


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the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

[flavorsaver]

It's just another manic Mondave

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[cozmokramer]

Welcome to Dave Jungle

Sweet Dave Of Mine

November Dave

I wish I was an Oscar Myer Dave

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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

[sexy bastard]

dave out of service


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[grlNIN]

American Dave
Daves of the Phoenix
Full Metal Dave
The Dave Hunter
instead of "Ghost"....."Dave"

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Just doing her part to make the boards alot cuter

<marquee>Won't you come a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this,
I can't stand to burn too long.
Released in this sodomy.
For one sweet moment I am whole.</marquee>

Tool is Poetry in Motion

[flavorsaver]

*I'm on a Mexican Daveio...*

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[cozmokramer]

Hell in a Dave


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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

[TheKnicks23]

Mo Dave, Mo Problems

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Mario Fan Since Day 1

[Heavy]

Dave can I go out and....KILL TONIGHT!!!

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[LatinSpiceXoX]

I'm too sexy for my Dave

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[flavorsaver]

Davedevil

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[SilentSpic]

Eight Legged Daves

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Aggie: will never WoW me unless she's wasted
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[Violent Jay]

My dogs name is dave wow.

a few good daves
Kung Pow Enter the Dave

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I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[LatinSpiceXoX]

'What's my Dave again?'

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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[Serial]

System Of A Dave

Talking Heads - 'Psycho Dave'

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You can call me...Jinjiro Sakakida-san.

[dassal3399]

...It's like that and that's the dave it is...

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Man!!"

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