Pigs mating with Cows? Why I'm all for it.

[sunndoggy8]

I was listening to Lovelines last night, and Adam Corolla talked about this great idea...mating a pig with a cow to create a POW. It would then be cooked into the best types of meat possible...think about it...pork ribs...bacon hamburgers...I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.

So this brings up the question..what foods should/could be combined to make a possible superfood?

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[Pootertoot]

Broccoli <i>already</i> infused with cheese, in its plant veins.

And you honestly listen to lovelines? Do you cry yourself to sleep?

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[EffMeBoobs]

Lobster with pats of butter already tucked inside each claw and under the tail, so when it comes time to cracking open the claw, the lobster meat you pull out is already coated with yummy butter. Meanwhile the tail is just laying in butter so when you remove the tail from the shell it too is already coated in oh-so-lovable butter.

Maine Butter Lobster....it's good eats!


Shut up Lou, you listen to lovelines too you wuss. ;)

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[sunndoggy8]

Lovelines is a great show, and Adam Corolla is a genius. Do you deny that?

And apparently, someone's a little too busy getting his g/f's dog to lick his penis...were you listening to tapes of don and mike at the time too, pooter?

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[Sheeplovr]

The pow is genious

Adam knows what hes saying

THINK OF THE POWSABILITES

Yes it shoud be i might eat meat they do it it will unite the world

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[Pootertoot]

All I know is that I finally get to break out my line "Tears are the best lubrication" on the radio, the result of years of hardwork and dedication, and the very next night, what do I hear on lovelines? ADAM COROLLA USES MY LINE.

Coincidence? I think not.

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[sunndoggy8]

THINK OF THE POWSABILITES


It's simply genius, isn't it Sheepie? It's the wave of the future. "PIGS MATING WITH COWS?! COWS MATING WITH PIGS??! THINK OF THE POWSABILITES!!!"

Shut up Lou, you listen to lovelines too you wuss.


AAAAAAHA!

And I don't think Adam Corrolla is stealing your material. He was using that line years ago.

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[nickeye]

If things go wrong, you might end up with a cig.

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[Sheeplovr]

If only a Pow was on even stevens



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[sunndoggy8]

If only a Pow was on even stevens


I think if anyone could create a POW, it would be Louis Stevens...and imagine Beans' reaction!

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[Pootertoot]

And I don't think Adam Corrolla is stealing your material. He was using that line years ago.



Adam Corolla was a nobody years ago. I'm still a nobody. But that was MY DAMN LINE.

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[Knowledged_one]

No matter what you'd confuse the hell out of the Hindus and Muslims.
And what happens if you get a cow with a pig penis, he will be laughed at by the others. Or the mutant pig with bull horns and a cow penis dragging behind him, that pig would be no more supper then king of the animals

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[sunndoggy8]

And what happens if you get a cow with a pig penis, he will be laughed at by the others.

No he won't. He'd get mad chicks. All the girls would want to get with the guy who has that great tasting penis.


Or the mutant pig with bull horns and a cow penis dragging behind him, that pig would be no more supper then king of the animals


We'd just shoot him. No biggie.

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[EffMeBoobs]

I doubt Adam Corolla was listening to Ron and Fez that night. Besides, what's a better line than "I can't help the fact that I love dogs"? I heard Special Agent AnneMarie Lucas say it on the show "Animal Precinct." She's a nobody, I'm a nobody, but I'm not shallow enough to say, "Hmmm...maybe she read RonFez.Net and read my signature." It really is a genuis statement though.

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[Pootertoot]

Alright, let's get one thing straight:

This is just retarded.

We could get what you're after with current breeding techniques. There's just not enough demand for them to do anything about it.

The best you could do with this crossbreeding is to create an animal that tastes like beef and pork at the same time, not seperately. Is there really a market for Bork? Or Peef? No. No, there isn't.

And Sunny, we already have pork ribs. Genius.

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[Sheeplovr]

i belive adam does listn to ron and fez when he is in NY and when he is in DC he does it only makes sence

And beans reachion would lead to wacky fun

Disney might eb the first ot make a pow

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[Pootertoot]

By special agent, is it special in the retarded sense? You mean to tell me you worked your ass off to become a cop and you're assigned to dog cases? Like Ace Ventura, but a sick, twisted joke?

Your statement is general. My joke is subtle, with nuances like a fine wine. He MUST have stole it.

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[nickeye]

Bork, Bork, Bork!
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[EffMeBoobs]

No she's a special agent with the ASPCA. She's assigned to all animals not just dogs. She rescues animals such as pit bulls that are used for fighting, animals that are neglected by their owners, etc. I should have called her when I found out you HAD frogs.


My statement is filled with pure love and imagination and LIFE. Your statement reeks of saltiness and misery. Besides, if you need lubrication, you've got problems my friend.


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[DC Reed]

HOLY SHIT THINK OF THE MCDONALDS MENU! A QUARTER POUNDER PATTY WITH BACON IN IT! AND ON TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[DC Reed]

Furthermore, you talk of making meats that taste like beef and pork at the same time like it's a bad thing! It sounds succulent and tasty and oh so wonderful if you ask me


Im with you on this one Sundoggy, stork (steak + pork) would rock!

[DC Reed]

i think we should put a POW meat seller next to a regular meat seller, and see who does the best.

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[sunndoggy8]

I'm not shallow enough to say, "Hmmm...maybe she read RonFez.Net and read my signature."


Exactly. Pooter, I know you like being the center of attention, but a comedic genius wouldn't steal from you. Just let it go already.

The best you could do with this crossbreeding is to create an animal that tastes like beef and pork at the same time, not seperately. Is there really a market for Bork? Or Peef? No. No, there isn't.

And Sunny, we already have pork ribs. Genius


First of all, how do you know? Did you do a market study on the need for bacon and beef flavored hamburgers? And last time I checked, you didn't have a degree or genetic or biomedical engineering, so leave this to the experts. If we could put a man on the moon, we can make a POW.

Furthermore, you talk of making meats that taste like beef and pork at the same time like it's a bad thing! It sounds succulent and tasty and oh so wonderful if you ask me.

And I know we have pork ribs...I should have described them better. But think of ribs the size of spare ribs but with the wonderful flavor of pork too...it would be amazing.

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[Pootertoot]

First of all, how do you know? Did you do a market study on the need for bacon and beef flavored hamburgers? And last time I checked, you didn't have a degree or genetic or biomedical engineering, so leave this to the experts. If we could put a man on the moon, we can make a POW.


And when was the last time you checked, Sunny? Are you some freaky stalker, like those scary people that know about Hippo with a Jetpack, somehow?'

If there was a demand, we'd see it on the market already. That's all I have to say.

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[sunndoggy8]

No I haven't, but look at the thread before your eyes..the people want POW!

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[Knowledged_one]

Please tell me you all arent arguing over a mythological animal that wont come into being. Its like asking who would win in a basketball game between players from the 50's vs. players now it wont happen.
But if you all must argue, the best argument would be the bugs bunny argument where one of you says
"yes it is"
then the other says
"no its not"
and so on and so forth

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