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EffMeBoobs
06-09-2001, 01:17 PM
Awww guys...I missed you so. Talk about some serious withdrawals. I had to lock myself in my room for a week with no water to drink because I couldn't take it anymore. I even printed out all my favorite sig pics of the people I love frm this board and held an all week vigil with candles. I don't ever want to experience this kind of separation again.
So, how was everyone elses HELLISH week?
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JustJon
06-09-2001, 01:39 PM
Good thing that you, like Rev. Al, had plenty of soup on hand.
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The Blowhard
06-09-2001, 02:03 PM
Did I miss the board? Hey, I actually went outside and saw the sun! Missed ya EMB!:)
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Pootertoot
06-09-2001, 03:03 PM
I used my free time to join the priesthood. I thought I was giving up my life of wanton drunkeness and violent molestation...little did I know that's 99% of the job!
When you give Last Rites, you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT...where are they going? And who are they gonna tell? Their brains are too riddled with cancer and morphine for them to even know you're manipulating every available orifice with the lord's staff.
Anyone who wants to check out my ministry, I'll be on the 4 train some time after 1 am. I'm the one with the white collar and no pants. I promise to put my host in your mouth.
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PanterA
06-09-2001, 03:11 PM
What i did on my 1 week vaction from the ronfez.net message board. by PanterA
Well, I didn't do Jack Shit and thank god for that cause i'm not gay.
that's all i got.
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EffMeBoobs
06-10-2001, 07:36 PM
Hey, I actually went outside and saw the sun! Missed ya EMB!
Yea...I got sunburn too! I need some soothing. Wanna rub some aloe on me? I missed ya more Heck. Jeg elsker deg hunny! ;)
Anyone who wants to check out my ministry, I'll be on the 4 train some time after 1 am. I'm the one with the white collar and no pants. I promise to put my host in your mouth.
Well you put your host in my mouth which I didn't mind, but you didn't give me your fucking wine to drink!! I wanted to drink the fruit of your wine and you were a heartless bastard that didn't share with the thirsty people. Some priest you are.
Well, I didn't do Jack Shit and thank god for that cause i'm not gay.
Well I did Jack Shit so what does that make me? Well you didn't say that you DID do Jack Shit so you didn't even put yourself out to be gay until now. Denial is the first step hunny.
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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.
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