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Fallon

07-22-2002, 07:38 PM

By killer mosquito's!!! Well maybe not killer, but they attacked me like a mother fucker.

I was out walking my dog and noticed I was getting stung, so I rushed into my house and they followed me and I was killing them in my bathroom!!!

I think I was stung at least 40 times and man am I itching!

To make matters even worse after I take a shower I go into my room and notice a spider just had babies, so I got all these tiny spiders crawling on my ceiling.

I've never used so much raid and my room smells like it.

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nortonfan

07-22-2002, 07:56 PM

that sux bro. I hate spiders 

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ADF

07-22-2002, 08:00 PM

that sux bro. I hate spiders

This only leads further credence to my theory that giant, spring-powered spiders with homing missiles could be the perfect implement to rule the world.

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JustJon

07-22-2002, 08:14 PM

Just use your faith in the Yankees to protect you from those insects...

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Hosp

07-22-2002, 08:25 PM

Another misleading topic heading. I'm tired of this. Between you and SB's "Amputated" leg you guys have out me in a mood.

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Justice4all

07-22-2002, 08:46 PM

Just use your faith in the Yankees to protect you from those insects...

Because if you believe in the Red Sox you will get eaten alive! Nice to see you finally came around and saw the light Fallon. Welcome to the family

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Pootertoot

07-22-2002, 09:17 PM

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Everything will be <A HREF=http://www-rci.rutgers.edu/~insects/mosfaq.htm#q8>fine.</A> 

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PanterA

07-22-2002, 10:18 PM

Next time spray the raid right onto your skin, especially in open wounds and under the sack.

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nellie

07-23-2002, 04:54 AM

i love the yankees

I lost a bet.

:(

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TomPoo

07-23-2002, 04:56 AM

I got attacked tonight By killer mosquito's!!!

whew!!! and I thought you were going to say you were taken out by a chair shot from Ron Fez Mark

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Cybersoldier

07-23-2002, 07:14 AM

lol mosquitos lol whats nexts ants lol

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Captain Rooster

07-23-2002, 04:43 PM

Truth: Boston Red Sox fans smell like shat and attract parasite type insects.

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ShelleBink

07-23-2002, 04:51 PM

if i give up my fanship to the sox, does this mean i'll stop getting beaten in boston?

i'll be a yanks fan if someone convinces me the right way.

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Captain Rooster

07-23-2002, 04:54 PM

if i give up my fanship to the sox, does this mean i'll stop getting beaten in boston?

No. It means you will wake up with ticks in your undies, begin to have nightmares of never winning a series, attract leeches even when you swim in the ocean and have mosquitoes lay eggs in your hair. Stay with the Yanks, they are the way the truth and the champions!

WWOOOOO!!!!!

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Katylina

07-23-2002, 05:07 PM

At least they weren't bees!!

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ShelleBink

07-23-2002, 05:12 PM

no no

im a sox fan now

i'll BECOME a yanks fan if i get the right "convincing"

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mindtank

07-23-2002, 06:24 PM

This only leads further credence to my theory that giant, spring-powered spiders with homing missiles could be the perfect implement to rule the world.

Would these be normal spiders or genetically enhanced spiders like the one that bit peter parker?

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ShelleBink

07-23-2002, 06:33 PM

i like socks ((ask Jon))

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Pootertoot

07-23-2002, 06:39 PM

We're trying to "convince" Shelle Bink to ba a Yankee fan! So start convincingg her!

Do you need any more convincing than the fact they'll actually win?

Are you the kinda person that roots against the dream team? or the Harlem Globetrotters?

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ShelleBink

07-23-2002, 06:44 PM

Do you need any more convincing than the fact they'll actually win?

Are you the kinda person that roots against the dream team? or the Harlem Globetrotters?

I was hoping a Yankee fan would propsition me by now.

Guess that's not happening.

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Aggie

07-23-2002, 07:11 PM

I was hoping a Yankee fan would propsition me by now.

Guess that's not happening.

Hey Shelle, wanna screw?
(Anything for my Yanks)

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Pootertoot

07-23-2002, 07:45 PM

What about the Lesbian Entymologists of America Message Board?

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ADF

07-23-2002, 08:54 PM

Would these be normal spiders or genetically enhanced spiders like the one that bit peter parker?

Genetically engineered to enormous size and highly poisonous, they could easily handle any flying jellyfish or monkey.

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stump12

07-24-2002, 12:16 PM

I was hoping a Yankee fan would propsition me by now.

Shelle those yankee fans are obviously as dumb as the players on the team. you shouldve known they wouldnt get it.
gone postal!
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Aggie

07-24-2002, 12:27 PM

Hey Shelle, wanna screw?
(Anything for my Yanks)

Obviously Boston fans can't read because I, being the loyal fan that I am, did proposition her!

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JustJon

07-24-2002, 01:41 PM

I will even buy the Yankee socks at the stadium and ship 'em.

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stump12

07-24-2002, 05:30 PM

Obviously Boston fans can't read because I, being the loyal fan that I am, did proposition her!

yeah well if you could count you would see it took 20 something posts to do it.

gone postal!
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