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philby
07-22-2002, 08:10 AM
Every where you look this horse faced bitch is staring back at you. Who said this is attractive? I dont know whats longer, her name or her face. I cant imagine any heterosexual male saying "Yeah, my idea of hot is S.J.P!". Her "masculine" husband should tell you all you need to know about who her fans are.

I smash my fists into my face. I can feel it when I close my eyes. And this is good.
Death Metal Moe
07-22-2002, 08:36 AM
Yea, I agree. Listen Honey, it don't matter what haircut you have, your face is hurtin'.

But that body is great. Now you can't tell me that you wouldn't hit that, with a bag on her head. Maybe just a little round cut out near her mouth? HA!

Actually, since she's an "actress", she pobably would want to talk about all this boring shit, so just tape that mouth shut!

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Aggie
07-22-2002, 08:47 AM
The new haircut is awful. She looks like a poorly groomed poodle. Never thought she was remotley cute.

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Fallon
07-22-2002, 08:58 AM
She got fat too. :)

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DarkHippie
07-22-2002, 09:15 AM
i think she's kinda hot

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phixion
07-22-2002, 11:52 AM
the only time that chik was hot was when she was in Hocus Pocus cuz she was opposite bette midler and that fat chik

sumbody should take that horse face to the glu factory

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Tall_James
07-22-2002, 12:30 PM
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07-22-2002, 12:53 PM
tall james haha thats great

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vegeta
07-22-2002, 12:53 PM
sorry, i have to make a point.

The only thing wrong with sarah is her HUGE nose.

The rest of her body is perfect.

I think she's afraid that if she does any work on it, everyone will notice.

When she was younger, doing Square Pegs, she was GOD AWFUL looking.

Now, she's in great physical condition, but some genetic things you can't change.

The nose has to go.

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FMJeff
07-22-2002, 01:01 PM
this coming from the supermodels on this board....

i think she's really hot, even for a woman her age and anyone of you would cream yourself for a night alone with her...

i met her in staten island she is a total sweetheart...

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vegeta
07-22-2002, 01:05 PM
Just because a girl is friendly, doesn't make that girl attractive, you dope.

She has a kick ass body, but a LOT of people think she's ugly. That's it.

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Aggie
07-22-2002, 01:13 PM
this coming from the supermodels on this board....

i think she's really hot, even for a woman her age and anyone of you would cream yourself for a night alone with her...

i met her in staten island she is a total sweetheart...

We never mentioned her personality Jeff...and we can comment freely on her looks if we want to, just like you di. And since I think I'm the only female who responded, I guess the sarcastic supermodel comment was directed at me...

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Aggie
07-22-2002, 01:13 PM
uh, nothing to see here, just testing out my computer.

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ChrisTheCop
07-22-2002, 03:24 PM
i met her in staten island she is a total sweetheart...


I met Roseanne Barr in manhattan...that dont make her a hottie. As for SJP, I'll agree with the concensus here--bad face, great body. I dont think she's ever looked good on Sex and the City, but 2 movies come to mind where I thought she looked pretty good. Striking Distance and L.A. Story.

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Earth2RON
07-22-2002, 04:27 PM
i think she's really hot, even for a woman her age and anyone of you would cream yourself for a night alone with her
im with you jeff,i would do her ass in a minute if i had the chance.shes not the kind of female that i go for,but none the less i still find her to be attractive!

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A.J.
07-22-2002, 06:09 PM
And since I think I'm the only female who responded, I guess the sarcastic supermodel comment was directed at me...


Aggie I've met you in person -- you are FAR better looking than many of those emaciated, coked-up "supermodels".

IMHO of course. :)

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ShelleBink
07-22-2002, 06:27 PM
Just because a girl is friendly, doesn't make that girl attractive, you dope.

yea, im a bitch and im supa ugly!

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Aggie
07-22-2002, 07:03 PM
Aggie I've met you in person -- you are FAR better looking than many of those emaciated, coked-up "supermodels
Thank you very much AJ! :)

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07-22-2002, 09:37 PM
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fiestygal
07-22-2002, 09:43 PM
She is beautiful!!! as a fashion major she has an excellent sense of style OUTSIDE of the SEX AND THE CITY show- MY FAVE...its her fault im addicted to Manolos NOW...

I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!

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Gvac
07-23-2002, 02:58 AM
She, along with Julia Roberts, are two of the most hideous actresses I can think of.

I think Hollywood is testing out it's "Emperor's New Clothes" powers to see just how many people they can convince that these two beasts are actually attractive.

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vegeta
07-23-2002, 03:06 AM
Let's clarify something:

When we say "Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly," we mean in the celebrity sense.

If she put the moves on me, i'd definately go for her.

But when you pit her against people like Jennifer Lopez, Cameron Diaz, Angela Basset, Madonna, Sharon Stone, Halle berry- do I need to continue?- she's waaaaaaay low on the list

Hence she is UGLY.

I could get over the nose if I was in bed with her; there are sexual positions that can take care of looking at her face to face.

And by the way, am I thew only one who laughs at the image of tiny matthew broderic slamming SJP? They're just a physical mismatch.

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philby
07-23-2002, 05:55 AM
Does anyone truly believe that Matthew Broderick impregnated her? When did he find time away from Nathan Lane's ass?

I smash my fists into my face. I can feel it when I close my eyes. And this is good.

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AppleBoy
07-23-2002, 06:17 AM
Give her a couple of carrots, some sugar cubes and tell her to giddy up.

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