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Hawiian shirt craig
07-19-2002, 09:48 AM
ever have this happen? u sit on the beach for like
15 seconds and sand sprouts legs and crawls into
your ass crack. WTF!?!?!?!?!?


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ShelleBink
07-19-2002, 09:52 AM
yeah, happens to me too, sand in the vag sucks more

esp when ur friend's beachouse only has an outdoor shower ((4 walls and a showerhead, no roof)) and you are naked trying to get the sand off and see lotsa planes overhead.

yea, that sucks.

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Fallon
07-19-2002, 09:53 AM
I love a little sand in my sandwichs at the beach. Nothing better than a sandwich that's been cooling in the cooler.

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Death Metal Moe
07-20-2002, 05:18 PM
You don't even need to go to the beach in a swimsuit with the intention of swimming to get some sand. If you just walk on the boardwalk, you get sand in your shoes....SOMEHOW!! It's fucking Black Magic!

BUt asscrack and vag sand tops this, of course. Sand on the balls, or under them is a problem too.

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JerseyRich
07-21-2002, 08:15 AM
A little sand in your asscrack is good for ya...Keeps ya young...
Now sand in your hair...THAT'S ANNOYING!

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DroopyGirl
07-21-2002, 08:33 AM
arghhh.. sand!! I hate it! I just go crazy from the feeling of it under my nails...

::shivers::

oh and somehow I always get sand on me just after I put some sunlotion on!


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Aggie
07-21-2002, 08:59 AM
oh and somehow I always get sand on me just after I put some sunlotion on!
That's the worst! But even worse when it's tanning OIL. Then the sand gets baked right into you.

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ADF
07-21-2002, 09:48 AM
I suppose it all depends on the depth of your ass crack. Some refridgerator repairman could probably spend a week with a toilet brush and never get completely sand-free. My petite ass only requires a mild brushing.

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Cybersoldier
07-21-2002, 10:18 AM
no never happened but I hate it when little orck and sand get into my boots or snakers.

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Justice4all
07-22-2002, 08:02 PM
esp when ur friend's beachouse only has an outdoor shower
Outdoor showers ROCK! I wish I had one at my apartment! I only shower outside when I am down the shore. You are missing out on a good thing!

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