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sunndoggy8
07-18-2002, 04:02 PM
The best one is obviously the first one. JN as the Joker was fantastic, and I thought it was just a great movie. Tim Burton sucks ass regarding a lot of movies, but he was great with Batman.
Now the second one and the third one are the two that kind of confuse me. Both weren't that good, and that whole plot by the Penguin to kill all of Gotham's children was way lame. But you got to see Michelle Pfeiffer in the Catwoman outfit, and that made it worth it. So I would at first put that second.
But the third one, with the Riddler and Two-Face wasn't that good either...and I know some people didn't like Jim Carrey as the Riddler, but I did...even though the plotline sucked. So I'd have to put this one third, but it could be flip flopped with Batman Returns.
The fourth one sucked in many many ways. It was the worst by far, and i think tha'ts obvious.
Thats what I think.
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Earth2RON
07-18-2002, 04:14 PM
1)Batman-the first movie is always the best(5 stars)
2)Batman Return-sunndoggy8 im with you on the Michelle Pfeiffer thing
(3 stars)
3)Batman Forever-i loved Jim Carrey as the Riddler he made the movie work for me(4 stars)
4)Batman&Robin-sucked big stinking monkey balls(1 star)
5)Batman:Year One-if Nick Cage do this movie it will be the worse one ever!
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Se7en
07-18-2002, 08:21 PM
First movie was great.
2nd movie was good too. I know a lot of people aren't fond of it, but I dig it. The story is very disjointed, and there's a very non-Batman feel to the flick at times, but I give it points because it's arguably the darkest adaptation of Batman we will ever see.
Batman Forever was okay. It was campy, but not unforgivably so.
Batman & Robin was a piece of shit. Clooney blames himself; I say, that film was so wrong on so many levels no one factor can contribute to its failure. Kevin Smith summed it up best by labeling it a "gay fantasia".
It burns me with anger that AKiva Goldsman, the HACK who wrote B&R, has now won an Oscar for "A Beautiful Mind". Fuck him!
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Death Metal Moe
07-20-2002, 06:02 PM
Batman- The BEST
Batman Returns- 2nd Best
Batman Forever- WORST
Batman and Robin- 3rd
Poison Ivy was SO FUCKING HOT in that movie, I saw it 6 times in the theatre.
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ToddEVF
07-20-2002, 06:15 PM
ok Batman and Batman Returns were beautiful, but after tim burton stopped directing they sucked balls. George Clooney was a total deek at Batman. Michael keaton was the man, but Adam West was the Legend!! Long Live the ORIGINAL BATMAN MOVIE!! Confound it, the bat-teries are dead. LOL!
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armymad
07-20-2002, 07:33 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790729652.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg 5 stars nothing is better than the frist <P> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790730960.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg 4 stars ok but , they should have stay with on villans not two . <P> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790731002.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg 2 stars why did the change batman to val kilmer <P> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790732912.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg 1 stars ever time i watch this movie i keep look for the point of the move but can't find it <P> <P>
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stump12
07-20-2002, 08:19 PM
i agree they go from best to worst in order. although val kilmer is one of my favorite actors micheal keaton was the best as batman.
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Cybersoldier
07-20-2002, 09:30 PM
1. batman
2. Batman Returns
3. Batman Forever- pretty good better than B&R
4. Batman & Robin - this movie should have never seen the light of day
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ChickenHawk
07-20-2002, 09:51 PM
"...Rate all four."
You say that as if the 4th one
actually COUNTED.
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looked like a dildo..."
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