101 things you can do with Ted Williams head

[PanterA]

Tasteless...yeah

Fun...Hell Yeah

Lets name 101 things you can do with Ted Williams head.

I'll start,

1) Use Ted Williams head as a snack deterrent.

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[Zipgun]

2) Cigar cutter

3) Sex Toy

4) Doorstop

5) Anchor

6) Pinata

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[legroommusic]

7) soccer ball

8) hollow it out and fashion a bong

9) a baby carriage filler

They're not all gems

[RF Godfather]

10) Decorative Halloween pumpkin display

11) Bowling Ball, too easy

12) Guard Head ala Guard Dog (that would deter any thieves)

13) Wall Ornament ala Deer Head in a Game Room

PS: This should be in the Game Room. This is fun, although oh so wrong. :)

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 7-13-02 @ 6:52 AM

[ADF]

Take out his eyes and pop open his mouth and you have a bowling ball.

I like CZM's "practice hair cutting" idea. Maybe you can hook him up to one of those play-doh things to make pink play-doh come out of the top of his head so you can practice over and over.

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[nortonfan]

20) bottle opener
21) foot rest

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[Tall_James]

(22) Get the heads of 9 other members of the Baseball Hall of Fame and play "Whack-a-Mole"

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[A.J.]

(23) Put him in your passenger seat -- use HOV lanes.

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[El Mudo]

(24) Use it as a decorative ahmwah to go with your window treatments.....OHHHH!!!
(25) Cut the top open and use it as a change jar

"There's a fly ball to right field...and I'm fondling my right nut..."
-The Immortal Scott Ferrall..

[blakjeezis]

26- Golf Tee
27- Speed Bag
28- Door Stop
29- Novelty Paper Weight
30- Shave it and make fun "Melon" prank in produce section of local supermarket

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[Claire]

31) Hat rack <P>

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

32) nut cracker
33) pencil cup/sharpener
34) booster seat for small children
35) cannon ball
36) zap it to see his last though, like in wild, wild
west
37) billy stapples stunt (i dont know either)
38) RF.net BBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Drudge Jr.]

39) chia pet
40) replacement for al

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[El Mudo]

(41) use it for lettuce(a "head" of lettuce)

(42) the "head" of your corporation

"There's a fly ball to right field...and I'm fondling my right nut..."
-The Immortal Scott Ferrall..

[stump12]

43) put a little fenway in there and make it a snow globe

44) put him in the next episode of Futurama




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Thanks Fallon.

[Fallon]

I was watching Demolition Man last night and got to thinking. Would Ted know how to use the three shells?

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[DarkHippie]

45) free blow jobs

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[Death Metal Moe]

Just poke an eye out and SKULLFUCK the goddamn thing! I'm SO SICK of the Head updates.

Or have him star in the Big Screen Remake of the In LIving Color skit "THE HEAD DETECTIVE"

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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[Fallon]

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 7-15-02 @ 10:13 AM

[AppleBoy]

(46) a hole on a mini golf course

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[Aggie]

You are all going to hell. (I only wrote that b/c I couldn't think of anything good!)

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

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You know it's the baddest b****
Number ten in the face, slim in the waist
Fat in the ass, do you want a taste?" - Trina

[Michael Fury]

-- Use in TNT remake of The Godfather instead of horse's head.
-- Coat it with a jar of honey, throw into pit with two bears. Charge admission.
-- Slowly drop it from Times Square on New Year's Eve.




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[fiestygal]

an OLD FASHION SPITUNE

I am a goofball & swell to boot

[buttplug]

A humidor for pipe tobacco.

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[buttplug]

A humidor for pipe tobacco.

happy anal jim

[Cybersoldier]

a guest star role on futurama

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[nortonfan]

WWFallon thats awsome good job.

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[PanterA]

Al Snow and Head HAS ME LAUGHING HYSTERICALY right now!!

50 - whatever we're up to) We can pop out his eyes and put a candle in his mouth and use it as a Jack-o-lantern (Ted-o-lantern)

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This message was edited by PanterA on 7-15-02 @ 5:15 PM

[A.J.]

(51) Christmas tree "angel"

(52) Hood ornament for classic cars (like the Faber statue head on the Deathmobile in "Animal House")

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[AppleBoy]

(51) Christmas tree "angel"
How's that for a topper?

(53) orange juicer - cut an orange in half, push it down on his nose - fresh squeezed orange juice

(54) fishing bobber

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If you drive home fishy, you could be the Catch of the Day.

[legroommusic]

55. sell it to a barber school

56. A best friend to keep you company

57. stick you're hand in the neck and practice your ventriloquist act

58. give it to a needy hungry family

59. piggy bank


They're not all gems

[AppleBoy]

60. football tee
61. decorative water fountain - watch the water squirt out of his mouth and ears

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[Michael Fury]

(63)Jawbreaker for John Madden.

(64) Coconut buster



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And though I can fight, I'd much rather recite
That's entertainment!

[Ninja Lesbian]

creepy-frozen-hall-of-fame-hitters-head free give-away day at Fenway for the first 1000 fans courtesy of Bud Ice

look ma, i'm a pervert

[Green Lantern]

(64) A Glory hole
(65) A door stop


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[El Mudo]

(24) Use it as a decorative ahmwah to go with your window treatments.....OHHHH!!!


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