How to pick up girls in northern nj bars!!

[hyperspace]

i finally figured out how to do this!! you need;
1.a shaved head or crew cut
2. a goat tee or chin only facial growth
3. a big gut
4. sqinty eyes
5. a tee shirt advertising a rock band or auto body shop
6. act like a complete fucking lowlife asshole


"LET HIM CRAWL LIKE HE CRAWLS FOR THE F**CKING DRINKS"

[ChrisTheCop]

Sorry man, I didnt know you wanted her too.

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[Aggie]

northern nj

Just northern NJ? You must not have conquered central or southern Jersey girls yet. Good luck :)

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
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[A.J.]

You mean I have a better chance in Jersey than DC?

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[Grand Master B]

One word... "Alcohol"
All Jersey girls are what I call "Drink whores". They will do anything for a free drink.

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[Aggie]

All Jersey girls are what I call "Drink whores". They will do anything for a free drink
Not true. Now if it's weed, we might have to work something out.

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
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[TheGameHHH]

Not true. Now if it's weed, we might have to work something out. Well, I just picked up an ounce yesterday....why don't you come over to my place and we can smoke a little. <P>


IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[legroommusic]

sqinty eyes


they go for more than the chinks

They're not all gems

This message was edited by legroommusic on 7-12-02 @ 4:36 PM

[Aggie]

why don't you come over to my place and we can smoke a little.

I can't turn that down! I'll smoke what I want, and you figure out how I'm supposed to pay you back! ;)


"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

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You know it's the baddest b****
Number ten in the face, slim in the waist
Fat in the ass, do you want a taste?" - Trina

[sunndoggy8]

Grand Master B, please fix your sig pic. Thanks. I mentioned it to you in another thread, so please do so.

Aggie, fix yours too please, 300x100. Thanks.

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