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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-11-2002, 06:20 PM
As most of you know, the real Alice S. Fuzzybutt is my cat. The past couple of days, she's decided to get uber finicky about her food (quite ironic since she's a fat ass). I put the food in her bowl, she'll sniff it, and then "ceremonially" bury it. Then she'll come up to me while I'm on line or reading and get in my face and just stare at me.

Eh, she can stand to lose a couple of pounds.

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toxi
07-11-2002, 06:48 PM
fuzzy! *hugs*

I'm sorry about your cat hun, maybe you can buy it a new mouse toy? I hear they like those lol

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JerseyRich
07-11-2002, 06:54 PM
When a big fat pig cat stops eating...Something is wrong...Make sure she didn't swallow something that is making her not hungry.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-11-2002, 06:57 PM
When a big fat pig cat stops eating...Something is wrong...Make sure she didn't swallow something that is making her not hungry


THANKS RICH!

BELIEVE ME!! I know it! Otis gave me a scare (CONSTANT vomiting) and I took him to the vet toute suite .

Alice is just being finicky. (She's playful, eyes are clear, and VERY social).

Alice= Diva (she's the alpha female in a house of beta males).

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 7-11-02 @ 11:02 PM

Fallon
07-11-2002, 07:06 PM
When a big fat pig cat stops eating...Something is wrong...

Where do you get these so called Pig Cats?

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nickeye
07-11-2002, 07:07 PM
Stupid "pussy" joke coming in 5, 4, 3....

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Cybersoldier
07-11-2002, 07:08 PM
maybe your cat wants to a cat psychologist lol. but if my cat did that I would be looking for a new dog ;-)
haha

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Tall_James
07-11-2002, 07:09 PM
Mmmmmmm....pig cats. Can you get bacon from those?

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-11-2002, 07:12 PM
maybe your cat wants to a cat psychologist


She can kiss my ass. She has free room and board; all her needs are taken care of.

If I had THAT, I'd have to promise a BJ every night. At the very least.

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Captain Rooster
07-12-2002, 03:26 AM
Then she'll come up to me while I'm on line or reading and get in my face and just stare at me.



Does she give you that "I'm going to ceremonially bury you too" look?

If she is, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 7-12-02 @ 1:18 PM

Hawiian shirt craig
07-12-2002, 07:23 AM
two words: CHINESE FOOD!!!!! THIS CAT STILL
LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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Now Im Starvin
07-12-2002, 07:38 AM
So how about some free room and board

"I never give'm hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell."

buttplug
07-12-2002, 07:45 AM
If the cat is as fat as you say ,she should have a check up anyway, just like a fat person. are you any good at bj;s

happy anal jim

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-12-2002, 09:48 AM
Does she give you that "I'm going to ceremonially bury you too" look?


No, that would be Lloyd. Lloyd is very much like Baby Stewie from the Family Guy. I sleep with one eye open.

are you any good at bj:s

Oh, like you'll ever find out!

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 7-12-02 @ 1:52 PM

cozmokramer
07-12-2002, 10:05 AM
Then she'll come up to me while I'm on line or reading and get in my face and just stare at me.



DONT BACK DOWN! YOUR CAT IS PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH YOU! I have a plan for you - it involves a leafblower , the third-reich , and a dog.......its your only hope.

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buttplug
07-12-2002, 10:52 AM
I WOULDN;T WANT TO FIND OUT ALICE.EVERY WOMAN SAY;S THERE THE BEST BUT IT SIMPLY ISN;T TRUE.

happy anal jim

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-12-2002, 11:21 AM
I WOULDN:T WANT TO FIND OUT ALICE.EVERY WOMAN SAY:S THERE THE BEST
BUT IT SIMPLY ISN:T TRUE.


Then why did you ask?

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The heartaches soften

Zipgun
07-12-2002, 02:28 PM
I WOULDN:T WANT TO FIND OUT ALICE.EVERY WOMAN SAY:S THERE THE BEST BUT IT SIMPLY ISN:T TRUE.


But you know what...it may take some time, but one of them actually will be.

And what's with the bad punctuation? Are you a fan of the colon? (hehehehehe)



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This message was edited by skidmark on 7-12-02 @ 6:33 PM