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[The Blowhard]

Man discovered sat on toilet year after his death

The body of an 86-year-old man has been found sitting on the toilet of his home a year after he died.

Police forced their way into the pensioner's home in Helsingor, Denmark, after neighbours reported a bad smell.

Officers found a dated bottle of medicine next to the body and say it proved he died at least a year ago while answering a call of nature.

Neighbours say the man, who hasn't been named, was known as a loner.

They claim his desire for peace and quiet was why they had not tried to contact his family or authorities after not seeing him for so long.

Story filed: 14:23 Thursday 11th July 2002



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[fiestygal]

my dad used to own a deli and a guy died on the can...creepy...but at the guy heckler is talking about had a nice DUMP befor he died

I am a goofball & swell to boot

[fiestygal]

This message was edited by fiestygal on 7-11-02 @ 10:39 PM

[A.J.]

Just like Elvis.

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[blakjeezis]

The man was known as a loner. A LONER!?!?! He was dead, ON HIS FUCKING TOILET for at least a year!!!! I nominate this for the understatement of the year.

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[blakjeezis]

The man was known as a loner. A LONER!?!?! He was dead, ON HIS FUCKING TOILET for at least a year!!!! I nominate this for the understatement of the year.

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[DroopyGirl]

maybe it always smelled bad over there :P

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The Only Way To Go!
I read a book in my Filipino-American Literature class that had a similar sequence as the father dies on the toilet (had a heart attack I believe).

Many people tried to explain why this would be important to put in a book and I said since his life was so damn horrible (didn't feel love from his family, felt alone, etc) he wanted to leave his mark on the world. He actually left a dump in the toilet.

So the whole point to my lame story is that, did he leave anything in the toilet? If so, you can take it as him wanting to say, since like f'ed him over... here's something to remind the world, who he was.

Odd perspection ain't it... I'll be walking on by now.

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 7-12-02 @ 9:00 AM

[Now Im Starvin]

the sheer smell of the dump probably covered up the rotting flesh stench.

"I never give'm hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell."

[Death Metal Moe]

Now, He DID die in the bathroom. We're not really sure of what. BUt you made fun of him, and I'd just feel a lot better if you said You take it back.

TAKIE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!

Please just honor his memory, and take it back.

Are you gonna take it back??

HAHAHAHAH!!

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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