YOU Could Be Mrs. Gvac!

[Gvac]

I'm thinking it's time to settle down, but I haven't been able to find the right woman yet. I've come up with a brilliant plan, however.

Each week I'll have a different female member of this message board come over my house, clean my bathroom, do my laundry, cook dinner for me, and then make mad, passionate love to me.

Once you've all gotten a shot, I'll make my decision.

Any takers?

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[Spooner]

Ummm. I'm not interested, I just felt bad that you hadn't gotten any replies. Is this what it's come to?

[DreamWeaver]

oh pick me, pick me!! I will do it as long as I can wipe your heiney

http://members.aol.com/msgina754/images/rfpic1pantera.jpg

[Captain Rooster]

This guy is an all-American hero and a true romantic.

Go for it ladies;)

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[Katylina]

Hey- why don't you enter this contest:
http://www.overthelimit.com/contests/selflove.htm

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<a href="http://www.overthelimit.com" target=_new>Over the Limit</a>

[Tazz]

Does it have to be a chick? I'm available, and I find Gvac dead sexy.

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Thanks J.R.
I Don't Care About Anyone Else But Me - Drowning Pool

[IrishDietSodaBread]

Gvac, I call sloppy seconds. Don't be bogartin' the ladies.

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Ladies, Irish Diet Soda Bread LOVES YOU!

[The Blowhard]

Whatever happened to that Russian mail order bride of yours? OK, she had BO and had hairy pits and horded toilet paper and blue jeans but man, she made a mean borscht!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'll pay you for the honor! Will you accept Suzy B. coins and a pack of cigs?

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When I look in your eyes and see the harmonies
The heartaches soften

This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 7-11-02 @ 10:13 PM

[EffMeBoobs]

Can't I just suck your cock and call it a day?

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Thanks JerseyRich for his wondrous sig pic making skills!

[A.J.]

Is Anita Pallenberg still available? :)

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[JerseyRich]

Nice Stones reference...obscure...and much appreciated.
I would have gone with Marianne Faithfull myself...But I'm a rookie.

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He who is Valiant
and pure of Spirit may
find
the Holy Grail in
the Castle of A-a-a-
argh.

[JerseyRich]

Can't I just suck your cock and call it a day?

Why would you call his cock a day? I could think of better names for his cock...


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He who is Valiant
and pure of Spirit may
find
the Holy Grail in
the Castle of A-a-a-
argh.

[Jennitalia]

i wont wipe your heiney, but i will swallow

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[DroopyGirl]

YOU Could Be Mrs. Gvac!


who? ME?

Can't I be GvacGirl?

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thanx czm!

[Arienette]

i officially volunteer to be the homewrecker once you've found that special lady, gvac... let me know

http://members.aol.com/deviantari/myhomepage/arienette.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US
worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[DarkHippie]

i wont wipe your heiney, but i will swallow
why would you swallow his heiney?

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

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[Aggie]

Each week I'll have a different female member of this message board come over my house, clean my bathroom, do my laundry, cook dinner for me, and then make mad, passionate love to me.


If you buy me a plane ticket to come try out, you won't regret it! ;)

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
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"The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!" -Homer Simpson

[DreamWeaver]

Hey- why don't you enter this contest:
Visit this Website What the fuck does this have to do with anything?

ugh

http://members.aol.com/msgina754/images/rfpic1pantera.jpg

[Hawiian shirt craig]

GVAC... all u have to do is go to the softball game.
then snap and point to the ground. all the girls
who would normally be on my junk will go for you
and life will be sweet. i am no gonna be there, so u
have 1 window of opertunity!!!!


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[JustJon]

so wait. if he does craig's snap and point, he'll get that uncomfortable silence and staring from everyone too?

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[buttplug]

At least you know you can count katy out.

happy anal jim

[JustinR]

if i were a chick i'd marry him...now.

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IM me at lentnyc via your fav IM program.

[Zipgun]

I promise I'll shave my legs and dress and act like a Geisha if you pick me.

Ok Joe?




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This message was edited by skidmark on 7-12-02 @ 12:40 PM

[EQ]

WHAT??

I have been doing this for Gvac for three years now,
and still NO "Mrs. Gvac " for me.

Actually, I could use the break...and this duct tape is starting to cut off the circulation on my wrists.

" Will you be home tonight , honey?.. CALL me! "





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[PanterA]

How long until we hear the pitter patter of little gvac's?

The future Mrs. Gvac will be changing diapers...even if they dont have any children.

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This message was edited by PanterA on 7-12-02 @ 1:38 PM

[Rev]

Gvac, i wanna hump yer leg!
pick me!!!
:P

xoxoxo,
Revhttp://www.intodarkness.com

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[Green Lantern]

Is this some wacky message board bit GVAC?

YO! DOES A RETARD?.. I DON'T THINK SO

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[Aggie]

So when are you going to start the auditions Gvac? I've been in training especially for my try out. I've learned some new tricks, you'd be very impressed.

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

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"Who got more ass than the average b****?
You know it's the baddest b****
Number ten in the face, slim in the waist
Fat in the ass, do you want a taste?" - Trina

[Pootertoot]

Bachelorettes in Sinkhole, NJ.

All contestants must wear swimmies due to flooding from gvac's enormous testicles.

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Take a Chance, Take a Chance
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[epo]

And we wonder why he still hasn't taken a bride.

[JerseyRich]

And we wonder why he still hasn't taken a bride.

You didn't clean his toilet well enough.

[Chimee]

And we wonder why he still hasn't taken a bride.

Are you implying that Gvac has a secret?

[Sue_Bender]

Are you implying that Gvac has a secret?


He has several.


And they WILL be his downfall.

[epo]

Are you implying that Gvac has a secret?

Why would anybody imply that!

http://leewochner.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/charles_4.jpg

[drjoek]

Longest auditions since The Producers

[~Katja~]

6 year... wow, Gvac must have the cleanest bathroom in the world

[Bossanova]

6 year... wow, Gvac must have the cleanest bathroom in the world

No, his bathroom is clean because he shits on mens chests

[Freakshow]

miss the smurfette sig...

[Annie Waits]

can I come? I'll bring my boyfriend with me :wub:

[IamPixie]

6 year... wow, Gvac must have the cleanest bathroom in the world

his pipes are most definitely clear.

[Tenbatsuzen]

goddamn, we were wondering about the board being gay NOW? I think my t-cell count dropped reading this thread.


oh right, this is when I was banned back in aught-2

[mikeyboy]

oh right, this is when I was banned back in aught-2

The good old days.

[patsopinion]

heeeee-eeeey






i should read dates before i post things

[FezPaul]

Is Anita Pallenberg still available? :)

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Many years ago I was reading a review of a book about The Rolling Stones. In the book they mentioned that when Anita heard that Brian Jones died she said "Thank God it was only Brian." The reviewer then wrote "At least she didn't say 'Tastes better cold' ".

For some reason I've always remembered that.

And yet I've never read the book.

[~Katja~]

can I come? I'll bring my boyfriend with me :wub:

no, nobody is allowed to have a threesome before ESDoug

[drjoek]

The future Mrs. Gvac will be changing diapers...even if they dont have any children.





In case it got lost in the 6 years of clutter, that's a funny line!

[OneEyeJack]

Stalker Patty is single and available , why not give her a call.

[~Katja~]

Stalker Patty is single and available , why not give her a call.

cause she is already promised to his old man crush blackspider

[Dougie Brootal]

no, nobody is allowed to have a threesome before ESDoug

thank you for defending my honor.

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

Sweet Christmas, epo is trouncing the competition in the Creep Olympics. Truly disturbing.