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Arienette
07-10-2002, 03:43 PM
my dad and i were driving (in a rush to get somewhere, of course) and he drove over something on the road. the hub cap went flying off and rolled away behind us. the tired started losing air. he wanted to go get the hub cap back and stuff and then drive to this tire place that wasnt too far away. so he pulls over, gets out, and tells me to get out, too. we go by the tire, and see that it's got a hole in it and is losing air fast. he asks me to kneel down by the tire and try to hold the air in while he goes and retrieve the hub cap we lost. do you know how hard it is to hold air in a tire when there's the weight of an entire automobile on it? and do you know how stupid a girl looks on the side of the road trying to do it? we did make it to the tire place, though, and replaced the tire. they were even able to use the hub cap and bang the rim or whatever back into shape. but i think i might be traumatized
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DarkHippie
07-10-2002, 03:48 PM
that is one wack-zanerific story you got there :)
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irishkb
07-10-2002, 03:52 PM
Has your dad ever heard of a spare tire?? just wondering... this way young ladies don't have to look stupid trying to hold air in a tire with 2000lbs pushing down on it.... again just wondering....
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Arienette
07-10-2002, 04:20 PM
Has your dad ever heard of a spare tire??we had used it and i forget what happened but, for whatever reason, didn't have one. if that even happens again though, i am NOT holding the air in
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irishkb
07-10-2002, 04:26 PM
if that even happens again though, i am NOT holding the air in
well that is good to hear.. that is why they have Triple A(not the baseball league)......
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JustJon
07-10-2002, 08:38 PM
next time you're there one your knees, trying to hold in air, try blowing.
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Zipgun
07-11-2002, 03:39 AM
Has your dad ever heard of a spare tire??
we had used it and i forget what happened
Please tell me this is going to be another one of those cock ring stories.
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SuperDave
07-11-2002, 03:50 AM
Now, you didn't have to hold the air in while driving to the tire shop, did you?
Sorry, I'll sit down now.
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buttplug
07-11-2002, 04:53 AM
It;s always good to see a girl on her knees even on the side of the road.
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do you know how stupid a girl looks on the side of the road trying to do it?
Relax, I'm sure people didnt think you were doing that.
Most likely, they all thought you were taking a piss.
hmmm...
thats even more embarrasing.
just ignore this post, lol! :/
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Ari-
Flat tires seem shitty at the time, but end up not being that bad. Sometimes you can end with a funny story to post about and sometimes you can find an extremely awesome & datable guy! Let me tell you my flat story.... (insert wayne's world "doodley doo" fade to dream noise here)
A long time ago at a lights out party far away I was rockin out and when I finally decided to leave I went out to the streets of manhanttan and found out that all 4 of my tires were flat.
Being totally stressed out I called for my favorite radio personality and former mechanic's assistant to come help me. He came in a flash and changed one of my tires and waited with me and helped fend of the skeevy tow truck guy at 5am in Manhattan!
It was that night that I realized just how big a crush I had on my new hero, Joe Poo, and a week to the day later he became my boyfriend...the rest as they say, is history =)
So next time you ladies (or gents) get a flat tire don't fret, you could end up finding the love of your life!
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Butters
07-11-2002, 02:26 PM
Arientte Thats weird but are you positive their wasn't a dancing shark anywere ...........hehe ^.^
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