When will my Ice Tea turn me into a Snow mana nd when will my gum turn me into a polar bear [Archive]

Sheeplovr

07-10-2002, 12:49 PM

Why do we allow this false advertising to go on

It its all a trick i want ot eb a snow man so i drink my ice tea i wanna be a polar bear i chew polar ice gum

and I eat honey combs to turn into a me want honey combs guy its not fair

i feel cheated

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PanterA

07-10-2002, 12:56 PM

Well i'll never make kool-aid cause i fear the kool aid man will bust threw my walls.

Who does that guy think he is anyway?

On the same note, i'll never drink Hawiian Punch, in fear that the 3 foot hawiian is going to punch me in the face.

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Aggie

07-10-2002, 01:04 PM

Yeah, I always thought my Barbies were going to be able to walk and dance and have sex on their own, but I had to do it for them! Damn you TV commercials!

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Ryan the Great

07-10-2002, 01:10 PM

I still dont have any god damn wings from this red bull. god damnit. its only a matter of time until someone falls to their death after jumping off their roof expecting to fly after drinking red bull.

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JustJon

07-10-2002, 01:37 PM

strabgely, my tootsie pop did turn me into an owl.

aggie, have sex with barbie dolls often?

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07-10-2002, 01:46 PM

And for all this time I was worried about my head tuning into a huge Bannana when I eat gushers fruit snacks

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Butters

07-10-2002, 01:53 PM

Knock Knock....... hehe ^.^

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flavorsaver

07-10-2002, 02:16 PM

And yet, I still 'wanna to be like Mike'....

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Arienette

07-10-2002, 03:46 PM

And for all this time I was worried about my head tuning into a huge Bannana when I eat gushers fruit snacksdamn.. there go my plans for the evening...

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ADF

07-10-2002, 04:25 PM

Well i'll never make kool-aid cause i fear the kool aid man will bust threw my walls.

Shave your head, remove all of your clothes, paint yourself red, and you're there, PanterA.

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Katylina

07-10-2002, 04:32 PM

The Pickles school bus never came to my house.

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Aggie

07-10-2002, 06:22 PM

aggie, have sex with barbie dolls often?

not often, only as a last resort.

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JustJon

07-10-2002, 08:26 PM

not often, only as a last resort.

from all the knocking, I would assume somone walked in while you were "playing" with your dolls...

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cozmokramer

07-10-2002, 10:33 PM

still dont have any god damn wings from this red bull

and that commercial is especially the worst because i doesn't even have a tiny warning at the bottom of the screen.

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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

Jobberific

07-11-2002, 01:15 AM

On the same note, i'll never drink Hawiian Punch, in fear that the 3 foot hawiian is going to punch me in the face.

God damn that really made me laugh! Thanks Pants, I needed that.

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07-11-2002, 02:48 AM

I eat Kellogs frosted flakes to see if I can turn into a muscular hulk like Tony the tiger, But I'm still the same 'ole wimpy me.....

What am I doing wrong?

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buttplug

07-11-2002, 05:08 AM

When will all that spinach give me arms like lou ferrigno.

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Rev

07-11-2002, 05:53 AM

I give props to Mike's Hard Lemonade, which seems to be hinting at false advertising(at least thats how i interpret it).

It's always good to know that if i grow an evil second head, i could always relax and have a drink!

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JustJon

07-11-2002, 08:10 AM

I just heard that that Molson radio ad where the guy watches the game and stares at the chick's boobs while she was talking, then she decides to put out, is fake! What's up with that???

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furie

07-11-2002, 08:58 AM

When will my Ice Tea turn me into a Snow mana nd when will my gum turn me into a polar bear

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