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MidgetMan
07-09-2002, 06:47 PM
okay. I've always had a knack for helping people with their problems. I'm good at finding solutions to things that bother people. So I thought I'd take this opportunity to help my brotheren on this board and offer my services. I don't want to intrude on Horde King. The man is wise beyond his years. I just want to help.
So with this I open the subject of "Ask Dear Midget".
come on people. I can help you. Tell me about your problems.
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Katylina
07-09-2002, 07:00 PM
OHHHHH I cannot resist. If you do go to that site, go check out "The 5 Commandments" article. Hehehehe
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Sheeplovr
07-09-2002, 07:03 PM
are you really a midget can we watch you dance?
number 333 its the way to be
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MidgetMan
07-09-2002, 07:03 PM
what site would that be kat? I'm lost......I think I need help myself. i wish there was someone around I can ask. Someone of knowledge. someone who is a sage and knows everything.
wait...there is this one person....he too is vertically challenged like me. I think I'll go ask grumpy.
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pinkflamingogirl
07-09-2002, 07:04 PM
Have we met, Mr I know nothing? You sound familiar.....
You're called midget man cause you have little hands right?
I need some advice.... I met a nice boy, but I'm afraid I'm too "experienced" for him..... Is it innapproiate to ask him to do the Flying Camel on the first date?
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MidgetMan
07-09-2002, 08:08 PM
pinky - i think you really should save the flying camel until his pubic hair grows in. that way the friction will make for a better and softer landing.
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Death Metal Moe
07-09-2002, 10:25 PM
Hello Mr. NOT HORDE KING.
Can we toss your midget ass?
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PanterA
07-09-2002, 10:53 PM
As a midget, do you have to breath?
What does everything look like? Do you see things green?
How many teeth do you have? Do you eat normal food or do you eat kittens or something?
How do you get back on your planet? Is there a portal?
Please tell us little wise one.
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Captain Rooster
07-10-2002, 03:23 AM
Please open the portal...Please open the portal...please open the portal....
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Who are these people? Where the hell are all these newbies coming from all of a sudden?
Newbies come and go. Hopefully this latest batch will do the latter.
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I think their newbies got boring and they came here.
<---- Isn't it nice to have a post count here though?
Over the Limit? Does that have something to do with Credit card debt?
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ryanwhitestoothbrush
07-10-2002, 04:23 AM
Mr Midget, can you look into your crystal ball and tell me why retards always gather together in one place. What's the cause of this lameness?
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-10-2002, 04:49 AM
Eh, cut the kid some slack. His heart's in the right place.
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angrymissy
07-10-2002, 04:51 AM
from my deductions (gawd damn im so brilliant) these are oa.com/overthelimit (some other sort of oa site) ppl coming over to our side and acting crappy.
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pinkflamingogirl
07-10-2002, 05:30 AM
The board feels different with these cats.
Nice isn't it? Surreal isn't it?
<---- Isn't it nice to have a post count here though?
Oo Ooo how do I change my number too? I think it's higher than it was yesterday, is it by time? lol
Mr Midget... why is my pee green? Did Toothbrush bring me another strange std he got from your mom?
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MidgetMan
07-10-2002, 05:39 AM
NJHoMoe said:
Can we toss your midget ass?
How original. Did you come up with that all by yourself or did your mommy help you?
Pantera asked:
As a midget, do you have to breath?
What does everything look like? Do you see things green?
How many teeth do you have? Do you eat normal food or do you eat kittens or something?
How do you get back on your planet? Is there a portal?
Yes I breathe.
I see everything through rose colored glasses.
I have 32 toofasses and I eat anything that doesn't move.
and no, there is no portal to my world. I was hatched here.
CZM and ADF - Yes. I am a newbie. No I will not go away that easily. Thanks for playing and have a nice day.
Mr. Elitist ask:
<---- Isn't it nice to have a post count here though?
Even with your post count you couldnt get laid in a whore house with a fist full of hundreds. Nice status by the way. You like sticking foreign objects up your ass? How nice?
The dumbass known as CZM then went on to say:
You gonna log out and log back in as Mr.Midget? If you don't like it here leave! Don't come here to talk shit about us or the board!
Young grasshopper, you have much to learn. First of all, I am not Ryan and I am associated with him in any shape form or fashion. In reality, he repulses me. Much like you. and secondly, I like it here. Why should I leave? and I don't actually recall talking shit about the board or you. But if you insist, I can go on a rhetorical observation about you. would you like that?
Miss Fuzzybutt - thank you for your kind words.
The angry virgin known as angry missy went to say:
from my deductions (gawd damn im so brilliant) these are oa.com/overthelimit (some other sort of oa site) ppl coming over to our side and acting crappy.
A. No you're not brilliant.
B. You have no clue who I am and yet you judge me. How interesting?
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RF Godfather
07-10-2002, 05:40 AM
from my deductions (gawd damn im so brilliant) these are oa.com/overthelimit (some other sort of oa site) ppl coming over to our side and acting crappy.Missy is a genius.
Acting crappy, you're being too kind, lol. :)
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MidgetMan
07-10-2002, 05:50 AM
Now back to the nature of this thread:
Ryan - The reason why retards all gather in one place is the concept of safety in numbers. It's like out in the jungle. A retarded antelope has a better chance of survival if he stays with the group otherwise the bad animals get to them and devour their flesh. The lameness however is from a sense of nicey-nice.
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CZM and ADF - Yes. I am a newbie. No I will not go away that easily. Thanks for playing and have a nice day.
I wasn't asking you to go, only noticing that this doesn't seem to be your sort of board. In all likelihood, you'll move on when something shiny catches your eye.
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pinkflamingogirl
07-10-2002, 06:00 AM
Look, that one is leaving the pack!!
::crouches down and sneeks thru the high grass::
only 10 ft now, ssshhhh
::Leaps!!!! lands with a thud on the poor bastard's back::
::takes hold of it's neck and bites for all I'm worth::
::eats the intestines first.... mmmm::
Looks up with a shit eating grin =D
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angrymissy
07-10-2002, 06:56 AM
A. No you're not brilliant.
B. You have no clue who I am and yet you judge me. How interesting?
Oh boy! You're like totally the most mature and witty person I have ever met!
I WISH i was still a virgin. Have your fun fucker, you're just making an ass out of yourself.
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DarkHippie
07-10-2002, 07:02 AM
ok, here's a question for you to answer: how come people who get banned from the board won't take it like a man and stay banned?
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Jennitalia
07-10-2002, 07:04 AM
Mr Midget, what types of objects do you recommend in using for anal pleasure?
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MidgetMan
07-10-2002, 07:08 AM
ADF - shiney objects don't distract me. Blondes with big boobs in halter tops do.
Missy - I'm not making an ass out myself. I'm just having a little fun.
DarkHippie - I have a better question for you. How come people with no sense of humor and broomsticks up their ass can't find humour in life?
Jennitalia (i love that name) - I find that my women prefer my man schlong over foreign objects. the only stipulation they have is that I DON"T wear a pink shirt while I rail the old asspipe. If yuo can't find a good man, you want to use fruit. That way if it gets stuck you can always wait for it to rott and fall out.
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pinkflamingogirl
07-10-2002, 07:09 AM
banned from the board won't take it like a man and stay banned?
Because there are no men on this board!
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fatty
07-10-2002, 07:14 AM
Because there are no men on this board!
hey that's not true i'm a...
wait no. well what about... no he's not either.
you're right, there are no men on this board.
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angrymissy
07-10-2002, 07:15 AM
hah i have never had ONE person talk shit on the internet then do it in person too. usually they just hide.
the sad thing is, they/he/she doesn't realize that they sound like childish asses.
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Jennitalia
07-10-2002, 07:17 AM
ok, but there's a problem with the fruit. i love to ram a big fat banana up my butt as much as the rest of them, but how do you get rid of the maggots crawling around in your butt?
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pinkflamingogirl
07-10-2002, 07:21 AM
the sad thing is, they/he/she doesn't realize that they sound like childish asses.
Better than than being just little whiney children like most of you!
Maggots are good baked & covered in chocolate.
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Fallon
07-10-2002, 07:24 AM
Grow up.
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PanterA
07-10-2002, 07:30 AM
<font bold size=3>I dont know who's being more childish, the oa.commers or the rf.netters
Listen if the oa.commers cant play nice then there's no reason for you to be here.
And if the rf.netters cant learn to except newbies then we're going to go straight into the shitter.
I understand that some people come on here with an attitude like there shit dont stink but trust the MODS to take care of these morons.
And any future oa.commers want to come here, the door is open, but this is a whole new realm my friends, and if you're not willing to be productive and fun, then dont bother.
Now i have no problems with this thread i actually thought it could be funny but there are a few that fucked it all up.
Remember that we have no problems handing out extended vacations, no matter who you are, what your post count is, or who's friend you are.
Lets play nice, and play together.</font>
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This message was edited by PanterA on 7-10-02 @ 4:44 PM
Katylina
07-10-2002, 07:34 AM
<font size=5>Editted because this is a locked thread. You snuck this in there without me seeing ;)</font>
how did I do that? hahaha
This message was edited by Katylina on 7-10-02 @ 11:53 AM
I have a question:
If people don't laugh at my jokes, should I accuse them of having a pole up their ass and not having a sense of humor or should I maybe think my jokes aren't really that funny?
I'm just wondering because no one seems to laugh at mine and I usually do the latter....
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