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The Blowhard
05-29-2001, 10:02 PM
Psst..don't drink the milk.

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

babychanel
05-29-2001, 10:23 PM
why????? I had 3 glasses to help make me fall asleep?

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Pootertoot
05-30-2001, 08:37 AM
Don't drink the water. There's blood in the water.

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KateTheWitch
05-30-2001, 09:23 AM
And whatever you do... don't drink the urine.

No matter what Pootertoot tells you.

;)

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Pootertoot
05-30-2001, 09:52 AM
Damn you, Kate the Witch, Damn You To Helllll!

Have this apple juice instead...

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girl germs
05-30-2001, 09:59 AM
poor cows

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KateTheWitch
05-30-2001, 09:59 AM
Damn you, Kate the Witch, Damn You To Helllll!


Awwww, Poot.. I didn't know you cared. *sniff* How sweet.

Apple juice, huh? Too bad I can't have apple juice. It upsets my tummy. Why don't you give it to Heckler? :)

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Pootertoot
05-30-2001, 10:05 AM
Heckler usually pays for my apple juice. He drinks it under the glass table while I...never mind.

Poor cows? They were asking for it.

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KateTheWitch
05-30-2001, 10:16 AM
Poor cows? They were asking for it.

Yes... just listen to the belligerent tone of their moos.

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The Blowhard
05-30-2001, 11:15 AM
More corn Toot! And remember...don't drink the milk!

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

EffMeBoobs
05-30-2001, 01:00 PM
Ok guys say "Silk" outloud three times, then tell me what do cows drink?
:)

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The Blowhard
05-30-2001, 02:03 PM
Damn it EMB..don't drink the milk!

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skullcrush
05-30-2001, 02:58 PM
my dad just bought a 1/2 gallon,and oreos.what do i do???WHAT DO I DO???

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The Blowhard
05-30-2001, 04:23 PM
Don't drink the milk.

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

EffMeBoobs
05-30-2001, 06:03 PM
Well it's ok to drink MY milk. ;)

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skullcrush
05-30-2001, 06:05 PM
ok fmb now thats just wrong.

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

KateTheWitch
05-30-2001, 08:58 PM
Well it's ok to drink MY milk.

You are evil and just plain wrong.

I knew there was a reason I liked you. ;)

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JustJon
05-30-2001, 09:59 PM
what about the chocolate milk? I need to wash down my cookies...

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erinmoran
05-31-2001, 12:17 AM
chocolate milk??...whose?..Black earls?

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Pootertoot
05-31-2001, 08:45 AM
Ms. Boobs, I'm more than happy to drink your milk. Is it supposed to have chunks in it?

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EffMeBoobs
05-31-2001, 10:13 AM
Skull & Kate I appreciate your enthusiasm. I'm glad I can turn both of you on. ;)

Poot, no sweety those aren't chunks, those are the lesions on your tongue getting in the way. I have a good pair of scissors to take care of that problem for you.

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EffMeBoobs
05-31-2001, 10:17 AM
ok fmb now thats just wrong.

By the way Skull, who is this FMB you speak of? Are those the evil voices in my head?

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Pootertoot
05-31-2001, 10:55 AM
But the pus adds flavor to the food!

And Ms. Boobs is over the FMB part of her life...that was when she donned a goatee (or a merkin, depending on who you ask) and decided she was evil. She was able to rehabilitate through a strict routine of fisting and pie.

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skullcrush
05-31-2001, 03:27 PM
those aint voices in your head.its me whispering in your ear at night when you sleep.

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

The mighty Thor
05-31-2001, 04:43 PM
I like my milk from the tap,
directly from the Boobs.
Heckler,
does that mean no cheese
either?






Take a liking to a Viking

erinmoran
05-31-2001, 04:56 PM
Need cheese??..Ask him to lift his third chin up.

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The Blowhard
06-01-2001, 06:06 AM
Cheese? This is all about the milk.

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

EffMeBoobs
06-09-2001, 01:14 PM
those aint voices in your head.its me whispering in your ear at night when you sleep.

Well stop whispering in my ear then!! Your bad breath will give me an ear infection.

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The Blowhard
06-13-2001, 01:34 PM
Don't drink the milk.

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JustJon
06-13-2001, 06:03 PM
Dude, I tossed the milk and bought a fresh gallon... and a can of powdered Quik.

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sunndoggy8
06-13-2001, 06:16 PM
Tell me if this is strange. This past Saturday, I started drinking some milk...it tasted totally fine, nothing wrong with it. Then I checked the expiration date, and it said May 27th...now either that was a misprint, or the milk last more than a week after it expired....is that strange or what?

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The Blowhard
06-15-2001, 08:06 PM
Sunny, don't drink the milk.

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HordeKing1
06-16-2001, 12:50 AM
AND please don't use the brown acid.

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The Blowhard
06-16-2001, 08:30 AM
Don't drink the milk.

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HordeKing1
06-16-2001, 06:32 PM
And certainly don't wash the brown acid down with the milk

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The Blowhard
06-18-2001, 12:37 PM
Don't drink the milk.

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EffMeBoobs
06-19-2001, 06:10 PM
Don't listen to Heckler, drink the milk.

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The Blowhard
06-19-2001, 09:20 PM
Your milk, yes. THE milk, no.

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EffMeBoobs
06-20-2001, 04:30 PM
Do not, I repeat DO NOT drink the kool-aid.

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The Blowhard
07-10-2001, 08:00 PM
I'm serious. Don't drink he milk.

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The Blowhard
11-18-2001, 11:36 PM
DON'T drink the milk.

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RF Godfather
11-19-2001, 02:49 AM
OK I won't... happy Heck?

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Sheeplovr
11-19-2001, 09:25 AM
What is wrong wiht the milk ??
witch milk goats or llama?

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EffMeBoobs
11-19-2001, 05:24 PM
Lick my cream.

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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

Sheeplovr
11-20-2001, 09:36 AM
is that a pick up line?

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her0
11-20-2001, 09:51 AM
URINE...I thought that was mountain dew! yuk

happy trails gat dammit

The Belcher
11-20-2001, 09:40 PM
Yeah, but "Milk Makes Mucus"! How am I gonna generate snot without it?

"Got Muke?"



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