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The Blowhard
07-09-2002, 04:07 PM
MIAMI -- Green Bay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport was arrested Monday, accused of breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in a woman's closet.




Davenport, 23, surrendered to police Monday and was charged with a second-degree felony count of burglary and a misdemeanor count of criminal mischief, said Richard Master, a Miami Shores police spokesman.

The former University of Miami player was wanted on a warrant issued in April. He was released Monday from a Miami-Dade County jail after posting a $6,500 bond. If convicted, he could be sentenced to up to 15 years in prison.

"This whole thing is a misunderstanding. Najeh had nothing to do with the situation," said Richard Sharpstein, Davenport's attorney.

According to police, Davenport crept into a dorm room at Barry University around 6 a.m. on April 1. A woman sleeping in the room, Mary McCarthy, told police she was startled by a strange sound and saw Davenport squatting in her closet. Davenport then allegedly defecated in a laundry basket, McCarthy told detectives.

McCarthy told police she didn't know Davenport. Campus security identified the football player from a picture in the University of Miami yearbook.

Sharpstein said he was confident authorities would drop the charges against his client.

The Packers released a statement Monday saying team officials have spoken to Davenport about the allegations.

"It would be inappropriate for us to comment further on this matter, however, until the legal system has run its course," the statement read.

The 6-foot-2, 248-pound Davenport was selected by the Packers in the fourth round of the NFL Draft.





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FUNKMAN
07-09-2002, 04:27 PM
Strange to say the least...
If he knew the girl or had a relationship with her, then maybe there's a reason why(not justifying it)...

Could it be had just had to go so bad? Maybe he was drunk or drugged up?

Strange!

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blakjeezis
07-09-2002, 05:37 PM
Seems like he dropped a football hero in her closet. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaaaaah! aaaaaah, oh well.

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The Blowhard
07-10-2002, 08:08 AM
He plays for the Packers ha ha! Maybe now they will trade him to the Browns ha ha!

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Now Im Starvin
07-10-2002, 08:17 AM
I've heard of Phantom shitters before but this takes the cake. Or fudhe for that matter.

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Fallon
07-10-2002, 08:55 AM
WWE's X-Pac once took a dump in Sable's purse. It was in her lawsuit against the WWE (she lost).

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Jackie Sloan
07-10-2002, 09:12 AM
Poopie Pooperson. Or maybe Cockie Cockerton. Or not.

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blakjeezis
07-10-2002, 06:01 PM
I had a friend in high school whose gimmick was shitting on peoples' windshields. He would take his shoes and socks off when he did it because he said the funny part wasn't the steaming log on the windshield, it ws the foot prints in the dirt on the hood.

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Knowledged_one
07-10-2002, 06:18 PM
I bet those clothes will need an extra turn through the old rinse cycle

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jamesdiggy
07-10-2002, 06:37 PM
According to police, Davenport crept into a dorm room at Barry University around 6 a.m.


How does a 6'2 248lb guy creep into a room. Oh, and I now have a new found admiration for X-Pac.

Jeers to me, Nerts on you!

El Mudo
07-10-2002, 07:08 PM
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WWE's X-Pac once took a dump in Sable's purse. It was in her lawsuit against the WWE (she lost). <P>
lol...Yeah Sean!! <P>

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