Die "Mr. Softee" Die!

[The Blowhard]

Why do "Mr. Softee" trucks drive around the streets of Brooklyn at 1 am blasting that hideous theme song?
1 am..who the hell is out at that time? Freaking morons!
The trucks are full of mouse and rat feces, roaches and the product itself is nothing but bateria in a cone..who buys this crap?
And look at most of the guys who sell it. They look like they just landed off the boat, not bathing or using something alien to them, like indoor plumbing! No gloves, God knows where their hands have been!
Bring back the Good Humor Man!
Damn you Mr. Softee! DIE!!!!

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This message was edited by Heckler on 7-8-02 @ 2:08 AM

[ChrisTheCop]

I hear the music..and I ..obey...

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[RF Godfather]

Forget Mr. Softee and The Good Humor Man....

I need a lil Ice Cream Girl around my area of Jamaica, Queens!

Hey where is my budday ICG?

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[Tall_James]

Now you can enjoy the Mr. Softee music in the comfort of your own home....enjoy!

http://www.mistersoftee.com/music.asp

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[RF Godfather]

Noooo.... the incessant song of the devil I say!

I.... need... a... rainbow snowcone... real bad....

Dammit!

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[A.J.]

I liked Good Humor better. He just rang bells -- no annoying music.

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 7-8-02 @ 9:39 AM

[DarkHippie]

i always liked mr softee better. It reminds me of my penis

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