Lonely? Dating Pool Dried Up? Try a Monkey Lady!

[Pootertoot]

And no, not a black woman.

<A HREF=http://www.monkeyladies.com/monkeyladies/>Find Your Perfect Monkey Date!</A>

My perfect monkey lady is hotblooded, streetwise urban gorilla:

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I see you baby just shakin' that ass!

Advantages of Monkey Ladies over Human Ladies:

-Low Maintenance
-Definite Times When They Are In Heat
-Will Masturbate With Gourd If You Leave Her Alone with it
-Can't Talk
-Great Buddy if you're a cop/baseball player/astronaut/president/pop star, etc.

And the list just goes on. So human females are useless now. EMBRACE THE PLANET OF THE APES. THIS IS OUR FUTURE.

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[sunndoggy8]

Beth Duddle looks like she's up for a good time, but I don't know if she's really relationship material. I gotta go with Komiko..she's my type.

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[Captain Rooster]

Pooter,
((White people are so scared of black people.))

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[Aggie]

Disadvantages of Monkey Lady:
They can get very angry and throw their own feces at you.

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Thanks E2R, you know how I'm gonna repay you! *wink*

[ShelleBink]

*sigh* she'll hurt me too.

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[Sheeplovr]

i thought monkeys give u aids

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Jobberific]

*Sings Crazy Monkey Woman by The Pie Tasters*

"DANCE MONKEYS!!!! DANCE FOR OUR PLEASURE!!!"

[AngelAmy]

wow poot we got the same monkey, ILL FIGHT U FOR HER!!!!!!!!!

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[fiestygal]

this is why there should be a R&F BOARD dating auction

I am a goofball & swell to boot

[Hosp]

They can get very angry and throw their own feces at you


Like were not used to taking shit from women?

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Spanish:Follar, tirar
German:Fick
French:Baiser
Dutch:Rampetampen
Japanese:yah-loo

[A.J.]

Disadvantages of Monkey Lady:
They can get very angry and throw their own feces at you.


Advantages:

A Monkey Lady will clean and "groom" you.

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