What's the worst thing abot having sex?

[Earth2RON]

DAMMIT:what's the worst thing about having sex?

i havent had sex in over a year now if my math is any good.i have yet to know what good sex is really all about,so there for i dont miss having sex at all.

:::sniff,sniff:::

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"



This message was edited by Earth2RON on 7-5-02 @ 9:24 PM

[Arienette]

when it's over

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i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[irishkb]

when the condum breaks....

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[CaptClown]

The anticipation before getting any.

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[silera]

I thought about this, and came up with nothing.

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[The Nature Boy]

The fact that she doesn't disappear for nine hours after the orgasm. (2 hours if a one nighter or hot girl)

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[A.J.]

After a drunken one-night stand: the morning after.

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[Se7en]

Convincing her it's a special secret between uncles & nieces.

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[grlNIN]

Convincing her it's a special secret between uncles & nieces.




Who told you it wasnt?!?!?!?!?!?!

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i got my head, but my head is unraveling
can't keep control, can't keep track of where it's traveling
i got my heart but my heart is no good
and you're the only one that's understood

i come along but i don't know where you're taking me
i shouldn't go but you're reaching, dragging, shaking me
turn off the sun, pull the stars from the sky
the more i give to you, the more i die

[Captain Stubing]

Trying to explain to my wife why me moaning Mira isn't a bad thing.

This message was edited by Captain Stubing on 7-5-02 @ 11:57 PM

[Hawiian shirt craig]

worst thing about having sex is when you are so
drunk u cant finish the job, everything LOOKS
functional and 'awake', but when it comes to
getting your nut off .... your penis calls in sick and
refuses to sling that yogurt. AWFUL!!!


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Jennitalia]

when it's over before it really gets started

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[F1Gm3nT]

pretnding to pass out so that she can pass out and sneak off when she is passed out

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[DarkHippie]

having to sleep on the wet spot

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[IRISjr]

when your hand and arm cramp up

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i guess thats just me.

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[hyperspace]

your out $200 and you have to pay for parking!

"LET HIM CRAWL LIKE HE CRAWLS FOR THE F**CKING DRINKS"

[sexy bastard]

when you cum too much and you over flow her tank

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[ROMEO]

waking up in the mourning and seeing what she really looks like..

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[jamesdiggy]

Breaking the crib. Goodnight everyone, drive safe.

Jeers to me, Nerts on you!

[Hawiian shirt craig]

getting blood out of a rented clown suit.....


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[grlNIN]

When you find out that the person you just got your -F- on with is your cousin

I am The Fragile
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i got my head, but my head is unraveling
can't keep control, can't keep track of where it's traveling
i got my heart but my heart is no good
and you're the only one that's understood

i come along but i don't know where you're taking me
i shouldn't go but you're reaching, dragging, shaking me
turn off the sun, pull the stars from the sky
the more i give to you, the more i die

[Dan]

AIDS.

Oh, did I ruin the mood. Sorry.

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[Arienette]

waking up in the mourning and seeing what she really looks like..mourning, huh? damn, she may look bad, but that's a bit excessive, no?

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i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[fiestygal]

EITHER having the roofies or chloroFERM( O&A reference) wearing off


I am a goofball & swell to boot



This message was edited by fiestygal on 7-7-02 @ 3:56 PM

[Poopsyc]

I would say that the worst thing is the possiblities of getting a STD but if those didn't exist, the worst would be the one minute wonder.

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[Now Im Starvin]

When she insists on trying to kiss you after she has taken it like a champ.

"I never give'm hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell."

[Earth2RON]

the worst would be the one minute wonder
dont knock it until you try it shorty.ill give you the best one minute of ya life:)

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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[pinkflamingogirl]

I hate when they pull out, but leave the used condom in there.... and then yell Fortune Cookie!!

Oh also hate it when they get cheap and don't tip for the head, when I throw it in as part of the package.

Some even try to skip paying all together. But my brother Big John deals with them for me. He shows them the bloody chainsaw & the pit under the house, and then they damn well leave a tip & everything!

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[MidgetMan]

for it's getting the smell of phermalgahyde off my junk and sewing the stitches back up. The good part is that they don't put up much of a fight.


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

UTIs.

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There's a symphony that I hear in your heart
Sets my head reeling

[buttplug]

having to talk afterwards.

happy anal jim

[DJEvelEd]

Being all smelly and crusty after sex and not being able to take a shower (like now)

>>Big Bird is Ferrall's bitch<<

[Michael Fury]

Pulling out.

[Jennitalia]

getting blood & menstrual chunks all over the place

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[Earth2RON]

getting blood&menstrual chucks all over the place
ewwww.....a bloody tookie is a bad tookie:)

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

[JerryTaker]

When it's the sex your significant other is having with someone else....

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[ShelleBink]

trying to get paid after its over.

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[sexy bastard]

lol sorry shelle I am new at it I wil lremember next time to pay up front
lol

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[buttplug]

don;t you take checks?

happy anal jim

[ShelleBink]

i think it should be pay up front, or i'll start a paypal ((and pay jon for the shirt))

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[sexy bastard]

shelle remind me next time i see you to setttle my tab
lol

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[Gwen]

Right when its over and the "naughty bits" separate and you get that terrible dribble down your thighs. I c k y !

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[more cowbells]

Ripping one DURING sex :(

"Sweet Melissa....will you marry me?"

[buttplug]

Having to clean off the sex toys,

happy anal jim

[DarkHippie]

the before and the after

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<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

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[Grand Master B]

The look on her face after you took a dump on her chest always ruins it for me.
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Like she didn't expect it...

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