Remember When Men Were Men...

[Gvac]

...and women were glad to have 'em?

Lately I've noticed nothing but mamby-pamby wimps out there, and I wonder what happenned to the American Male. I'm not talking about being a macho, "tough guy", but a REAL man.

Everyone is so super sensitive and wimpy these days, even the actors. Gone are the John Waynes and Clint Eastwoods, all replaced by pretty boy sissies.

I feel so bad for all you women out there.



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[CaptClown]

Ummm, Clint Eastwood is still around gvac. I hear he is some kind of comissioner of some sort now. Somewhere in Cali. Other than that I agree with you about everything else

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Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army

[A.J.]

Thank Oprah and the feminist movement for the emasculation of the American male. After all, all men are rapists (according to the feminists).

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[DC Reed]

when you complain that there arent anymore real men out there, someone might take that out of context and call you gay.

SEEYUH!

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[Steels]

Jim J. Bullock is a man's man

pun intended

$teel$

[The Blowhard]

Someone should throw Oprah and Dr. Phil off of a cliff.
We need guns. And booze.
And if you see a man crying, I say we should shoot him. Oh yeah, we should chew alot of glass and only drive monster trucks. That's about right.


Vote WALLACE-LeMAY

[The Blowhard]

Someone should throw Oprah and Dr. Phil off of a cliff.
We need guns. And booze.
And if you see a man crying, I say we should shoot him. Oh yeah, we should chew alot of glass and only drive monster trucks. That's about right.


Vote WALLACE-LeMAY

[Old Guy]

Ted Nugent? The Greaseman? ( oh wait they blackballed his ass..) The guy who stars in The Shield? Bret Favre? <P>
You know, come to think, the field IS kinda thin..... <P>

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[TheGameHHH]

I think I'm too young to remember when men were men. <P>


IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Yerdaddy]

and sheep were nervous?

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[JerseyRich]

I remember when men were DINOSAURS!
And then we Danced!

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He who is Valiant and pure of Spirit may find
the Holy Grail in the Castle of A-a-a-argh.

[The Blowhard]

And then we Danced!



You scare me.

DESTROY ALL MONSTERS!

[The Blowhard]

And what about men wearing makeup? If you ain't in a rock band or the circus you are no doubt "half a fag". Now where's my copy of "Soldier Of Fortune" and my PABST BLUE RIBBON???????

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[Fallon]

And what about men wearing makeup?
During a dinner conversation with my friends (male and females) something was brought up which led to me saying I use body spray and they all started goofing on me. It's a manly spray.. you may have seen the commercials, it's called Axe and it smells nice.

I also use noxzema moisturizer on my face. I don't give a shit, it makes it smoother.

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 4-7-03 @ 4:14 AM

[fluffernutter]

Not only do I use the AXE body spray BUT I LOVE Bath & Body Work's men's soap AND Yankee Candles!

That will be Mr. Femme to you.

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[reeshy]

Oh GVAC,
you know that you and me are the only "Real" men left on this board, Sweetie!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 4-7-03 @ 5:05 AM

[furie]

I blame Kennedy. First the hat thing, now this.

And then we Danced!

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This message was edited by furie on 4-7-03 @ 11:27 AM

[Def Dave in SC]

Remember When Men Were...


Dinosaurs!

HOT SOUP!!!!


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[golfcourseguy]

"Gone are the John Waynes..."
It's not too often John Wayne Gacy gets lamented.


" editing posts since day one"

[ADF]

Everyone knows that I'm a real man's man.

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

William Regal had the man's man gimmick in the WWE

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[shamus mcfitzy]

William Regal had the man's man gimmick in the WWE


and it failed after one match with X-Pac or something....man i missed out on the days when men were men......

and Axe body spray is pretty good

[high fly]

It all started with disco.
Damn them!
Damn them!
Damn them all to hell!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Fallon]

He's a maaaaaaaaaaaan,
Such a maaaaaaaaan,
He's a real,
Real mans man!

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 4-8-03 @ 4:26 AM

[FUNKMAN]

"Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade, guys like us we had it made, those were the days, and you know where you were then,

girls were girls and men were men

mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again, didn't need no welfare states everybody pulled his weight, gee our old Lasalle ran great, those were the days!"



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[nellie]

to add to what adf has:

I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!
With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees,
I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees,
he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus

I cut down trees,
I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees,
he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

Chorus

I chop down trees,
I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees,
he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
What's this? ...Wants to be a "girlie"? ...Oh, My! ...

Best girl by his side:
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter !



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[Roadgirl3]

It's all part of the pussification of America...

Go tell someone who cares...

[Death Metal Moe]

Men do get a bumb rap. White men especially these days.

We're told to go against many of our natural instincts. Fuck that.

I'm never PC and openly show my anger when I want. I chalk a lot of my own personal problems to the beginning of the "Pussification of America's Men" movement that started many years ago, and my "Turn the other cheek" Christian upbringing.

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[LilLibra]

It saddens me, how pussified American men have gotten. I just... I can't even see myself with a man who goes to get his eyebrows waxed. Goddamn. And I absolutely draw the line at bikini waxing or shaving their legs. What the HELL is going on? Yes, take care of yourself but stop trying to look like my sister.

Steph

"Oh, I feel so deliciously white trash. Mummy, I want a mullet!" -Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

[high fly]

So, LilLibra, how do you like these shoes I just bought?

" and they ask me why I drink"