The Evil Plan To Take Over The World by Pootertoot and Sunndoggy8 - Brought Back By Popular Demand

[sunndoggy8]

I've been getting quite the few requests to dig this conversation up that me and Pootertoot had sometime last year. Rather than bring up the old thread, the requests have been mainly to start anew. So here it is.

You can either click the link, or read what I've posted here. I suggest clicking the link because it's easier to read. I apologize if it is a little long, but even evil diabolical minds need time to think ideas out.

http://home.att.net/~sunndoggy8/evilplanupdated.htm

SlfCalledNowhere (6:07:06 PM): I wish guys would give my balloons. Even if they were in the sewer trying to rip my arm off.
SlfCalledNowhere (6:07:16 PM): You pass 12, everyone thinks you don't want balloons
Sunndoggy8 (6:08:05 PM): I think people just don't appreciate them anymore...once you get old, there are hot air balloons, and blimps....grown up balloons.. To operate one of those would be a dream
SlfCalledNowhere (6:08:37 PM): I'd want to get into an accident in one of those
SlfCalledNowhere (6:08:47 PM): because the accident would take like 20 minutes to happen
Sunndoggy8 (6:08:56 PM): like slow motion
Sunndoggy8 (6:09:07 PM): you'd be able to call people and tell them ahead of time
SlfCalledNowhere (6:09:22 PM): exactly...two blimps colliding, everyone would scream for like 10 minutes, then they'd start complaining that they aren't dead yet
Sunndoggy8 (6:09:38 PM): they get more and more tired of screaming..it would be great
SlfCalledNowhere (6:11:09 PM): we'll have to stage this
SlfCalledNowhere (6:11:25 PM): you get one, I'll get the other, we'll take retarded children and pretend its for charity
Sunndoggy8 (6:11:51 PM): definitely a plan. And we have to involve some sort of ice cream...retarded kids love ice cream
SlfCalledNowhere (6:12:01 PM): now that I think about it, retarded kids would make it even funnier. You never hear how retarded kids act when they get in an accident
SlfCalledNowhere (6:12:18 PM): I bet you they'll either run around in circles til they pass out or jump out the door thinking they can fly
Sunndoggy8 (6:12:58 PM): it would be so chaotic...we would have to videotape it
SlfCalledNowhere (6:13:08 PM): we'd make millions
Sunndoggy8 (6:13:21 PM): probably not millions...thousands for sure though
SlfCalledNowhere (6:13:33 PM): I like you...you're an evil genius.
SlfCalledNowhere (6:13:46 PM): it'd be millions...just very few people would admit they bought it.
Sunndoggy8 (6:13:48 PM): Well thank you. it is one of my aspirations in life
SlfCalledNowhere (6:14:00 PM): like the Pam and Tommy Lee video. Or Faces of Death
Sunndoggy8 (6:14:09 PM): oh those faces of death videos are disturbing
Sunndoggy8 (6:14:11 PM): that reminds me!
Sunndoggy8 (6:14:25 PM): theres one where this guy skydives and lands in a crocodile farm and gets eaten
Sunndoggy8 (6:14:32 PM): we should do the balloon collision over something dangerious
SlfCalledNowhere (6:14:35 PM): We could call it Retarded Faces of Death
Sunndoggy8 (6:14:35 PM): like molten lava
Sunndoggy8 (6:14:38 PM): yes!
SlfCalledNowhere (6:15:59 PM): I bt you if a retard fell in lava, they'd survive unharmed
SlfCalledNowhere (6:16:16 PM): it'd be like a hot tub to them. They'd be throwing it at each other.
Sunndoggy8 (6:16:18 PM): oh of course...especially if they were eating ice cream
Sunndoggy8 (6:16:30 PM): they would cancel each other out...
SlfCalledNowhere (6:17:17 PM): of course, because a retard has never successfully ATE ice cream
SlfCalledNowhere (6:17:24 PM): they just get it on or around themselves
Sunndoggy8 (6:17:35 PM): exactly...it's like some sort of protective shield
Sunndoggy8 (6:18:07 PM): they woudl be invincible...and invincible retard army ...that we could control from above in hot air balloons
SlfCalledNowhere (6:18:14 PM): nature compensates for their diminished mental capacity
SlfCalledNowhere (6:18:23 PM): we'd just need a rabbit
SlfCalledNowhere (6:18:32 PM): they'd follow the rabbit everywhere, wanting to pet it
Sunndoggy8 (6:18:41 PM): we'd construct a robotic rabit
SlfCalledNowhere (6:19

[NewYorkDragons80]

With the combined forces of me, Darkhippie, and Yerdaddy, we will foil your plans of world domination (and we will still have time to practice our handshake.)

The topless women part is a good plan of attack. We'll have to find ways around that. Maybe we can just appoint women or gay men to collect the taxes. I guess it would have to be gay men because the IRS wouldn't hire women :)

We live in the present, we dream of the future and we learn eternal truths from the past.
-Chiang Kai-Shek

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This message was edited by NewYorkDragons80 on 6-21-02 @ 1:26 AM

[Pootertoot]

Allow me to address a few things:

1) I am willing to place money on the fact that no one actually asked Sunny to bring this thread back up (or repost it, for that matter). This is solely to save face for Sunny losing so horribly in the Remote Controlled Animal thread.

2) Sunny and I have had way gayer conversations than this. This was only the beginning of what was to become a year long homoerotic journey.

3) My spelling and punctuation have vastly improved over time.

4) THOUSANDS have come before you to challenge us and THOUSANDS have fallen at our feet, begging for mercy. Our plan is flawless, you have no plan, and we shall never know defeat.

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[DarkHippie]

With the combined forces of me, Darkhippie, and Yerdaddy, we will foil your plans of world domination (and we will still have time to practice our handshake.)
yes, we shall defend the world!! Dark-Dragon-Daddy, unite!!

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