the Bright Side Game [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

DarkHippie

06-19-2002, 07:23 AM

the way this works is someone mentions a person, place, or thing, then the next poster says something on the "bright side" of it.

example: Nashville: Home of the Stucky's Pecan Log
or
Having your kitten die: new cleaning head for your mop

everyone got it? I'll start.

Manhole covers:

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support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

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A.J.

06-19-2002, 07:30 AM

Manhole covers

They can get airbourne in DC!

Manhattan

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DarkHippie

06-19-2002, 07:41 AM

skyline looks like cups of starbucks tea

anal rape

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

DroopyGirl

06-19-2002, 08:07 AM

atleast you won't get pregnant!

demented

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furie

06-19-2002, 08:15 AM

demented

you'll never feel alone with all those voices in your head

cancer

USA 2002!
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A.J.

06-19-2002, 08:24 AM

cancer

You won't leave a fat corpse.

Diarrhea

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flavorsaver

06-19-2002, 08:35 AM

diarreah

Quick and easy

jury duty

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A.J.

06-19-2002, 08:43 AM

jury duty

Time off from work.

Hangovers

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DarkHippie

06-19-2002, 08:43 AM

means your not the defendant

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

furie

06-19-2002, 08:48 AM

hangovers

The pain in your head dulls the fact that you woke up next to an ugly woman

having your head shaved

USA 2002!
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DarkHippie

06-19-2002, 08:49 AM

you can wear sunglasses indoors

rabies

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

flavorsaver

06-19-2002, 08:51 AM

someone cared enough to bite

shithead boss

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irishkb

06-19-2002, 08:56 AM

"shithead boss"

he might be a bad boss but your banging his wife...

stab wound.

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hey look i made own sigpic...

Sunday tickets here i come... Look for me in the Mezzanine Res Sec 29!
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A.J.

06-19-2002, 09:01 AM

stab wound.

Wounds heal and chicks dig scars.

Network crash.

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DarkHippie

06-19-2002, 09:03 AM

get to make "i'm mad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore" reference.

nuclear waste

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

DroopyGirl

06-19-2002, 09:06 AM

it gives you that special glow

acne

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PanterA

06-19-2002, 09:24 AM

acneAt least it's not Herpies

shit your pants

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A.J.

06-19-2002, 09:26 AM

shit your pants

You saved yourself a long walk to the bathroom

Getting dumped

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flavorsaver

06-19-2002, 09:29 AM

getting dumped

I've seen the light!

fender benders

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A.J.

06-19-2002, 09:40 AM

fender benders

Better than a totaled car.

Delayed flight

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flavorsaver

06-19-2002, 09:42 AM

delayed flight

three hours on the strip in Vegas

Mets taking two out of three...

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Jackie Sloan

06-19-2002, 09:42 AM

"fender benders"

Better than a gender bender bendin' yer gender signal sender

man boobs

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Mucho Gracias, tu eres una Reina!
My baby fits me like flesh tuxedo...I like to sink her with my pink torpedo yeah!

Jackie Sloan

06-19-2002, 09:42 AM

"fender benders"

Better than a gender bender bendin' yer gender signal sender

man boobs

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Mucho Gracias, tu eres una Reina!
My baby fits me like flesh tuxedo...I like to sink her with my pink torpedo yeah!

flavorsaver

06-19-2002, 09:43 AM

Jackie Sloan...

You just cracked me the F up!

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A.J.

06-19-2002, 09:52 AM

Mets taking two out of three...

Beats getting swept.

Getting pulled over by a cop

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flavorsaver

06-19-2002, 10:04 AM

getting pulled over by a cop

Getting carjacked in Newark

Brussell sprouts

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DarkHippie

06-19-2002, 11:15 AM

Brussell sprouts

you can pretend they're infected testicles

getting your nads caught in your zipper

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

flavorsaver

06-19-2002, 11:18 AM

getting your nads caught in your zipper

they're not rolling around on the floor

co-worker that won't stop talking about his shingles in front of customers

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A.J.

06-19-2002, 11:30 AM

co-worker that won't stop talking about his shingles in front of customers

Watching the customers' horrified reactions

Car breakdown on the highway

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furie

06-19-2002, 11:36 AM

Car breakdown on the highway

You have time to collect your thoughts.

your girlfriend tells you she's pregnant.

USA 2002!
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A.J.

06-19-2002, 11:38 AM

your girlfriend tells you she's pregnant.

It's not yours.

You're going to be "let go"

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flavorsaver

06-19-2002, 11:38 AM

your girlfriend tells you she's pregnant

Your girlfriend tells you she's decided to stay in California, because she's fallen in love with a girl...

Lying crackwhore bitch!

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This message was edited by flavorsaver on 6-19-02 @ 3:40 PM

Michael Fury

06-19-2002, 11:39 AM

Her opportuniuty to eat for two, guilt free.

Steven Seagal moves in next door.

Pray for Mojo.

flavorsaver

06-19-2002, 11:52 AM

Steven Seagal moves in next door

Think of all the wonderful pizza parties.

Steven Baldwin moves in next door...

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wilee

06-19-2002, 12:40 PM

Stephen Baldwin moves in next door
He might let you tag along to a R+F Lights Out Party...

Going "on the wagon"

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Doogie

06-19-2002, 12:56 PM

Nothing like flipping out going through withdrawal...

Girlfriend leaves you for old guy:

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"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

furie

06-19-2002, 01:19 PM

Girlfriend leaves you for old guy:

She'll be getting even less satisfying sex with him than she got with you.

you just spilled toner on your shirt.

USA 2002!
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A.J.

06-19-2002, 02:08 PM

you just spilled toner on your shirt.

At least it's not a "bucket of AIDS"

You have no cash left in your bank account

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flavorsaver

06-19-2002, 02:30 PM

there's no cash in your bank account

Saves you from having to calculate that pesky checkbook.

There's nothing but half empty jars of salsa in your fridge...

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DarkHippie

06-19-2002, 03:09 PM

they're actually half full

hypothermia

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

PanterA

06-19-2002, 08:45 PM

hypothermiaAll the hot choclate you can stomach once they thaw you out.

Mullet Hair dews

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Carter

06-19-2002, 08:58 PM

Made Billy Ray Cyrus a star

Admin Carter (me)

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 -Carter
--Big Man on Campus--

DarkHippie

06-19-2002, 10:11 PM

always there when you want to tussle someone's hair

losing your penis in 'nam

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

PanterA

06-19-2002, 11:37 PM

losing your penis in 'nam

at least you dont have the clap anymore.

Gray Pubic Hair

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A.J.

06-20-2002, 04:35 AM

Man Boobs

Your girlfriend's are still bigger

Being single

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

06-20-2002, 05:44 AM

Being single

You can poop with the bathroom door open.

Cold sores.

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And what you are is beautiful

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DarkHippie

06-20-2002, 06:58 AM

more interesting that facial hair

hemmorroids

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

DroopyGirl

06-20-2002, 07:05 AM

hemmorroids

nobody will complain that you need to get your fat ass of the couch

broken arm

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"When I saw you guys dancing in the sun,
a shadow fell on my heart
You were the worst mistake she ever made"

A.J.

06-20-2002, 07:21 AM

broken arm

Male or female -- doors get opened for you and things get carried for you.

No air conditioning

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DarkHippie

06-20-2002, 07:26 AM

fat guys aren't singled out for profuse sweating

illiteracy

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

Butters

06-20-2002, 07:51 AM

Illiteracy: You can still pump gas.

Indigestion

Professor Chaos is an evil genius

wilee

06-20-2002, 09:02 AM

At least it's not a heart-attack.

Missing the last bus home

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A.J.

06-20-2002, 10:03 AM

Missing the last bus home

You won't be stuck next to a fat person, a drunk or a bum.

Accidentally deleting a computer file

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DroopyGirl

06-20-2002, 10:39 AM

Accidentally deleting a computer file

If it's not your file, you won't miss it..

falling over your own feet

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"When I saw you guys dancing in the sun,
a shadow fell on my heart
You were the worst mistake she ever made"

This message was edited by DroopyGirl on 6-20-02 @ 2:41 PM

A.J.

06-20-2002, 10:42 AM

falling over your own feet

Better than being tripped by someone else.

Waiting in line for the bathroom

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DC Reed

06-20-2002, 10:42 AM

falling over own feet : you get to lay down for awhile

breaking a condom

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DarkHippie

06-20-2002, 11:03 AM

better than breaking your penis

being late to your wedding

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

DC Reed

06-20-2002, 11:14 AM

your still free

being obese and taking up two seats on a plane.

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DarkHippie

06-20-2002, 11:17 AM

the seat handles between your ass cheeks make great butt plugs

being bit by a komodo dragon

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

PanterA

06-20-2002, 11:24 AM

being bit by a komodo dragonat least it's not poisonous.

Losing wallet

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DroopyGirl

06-20-2002, 11:34 AM

losing wallet

You don't have to pay the bill

Bite your tongue

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"When I saw you guys dancing in the sun,
a shadow fell on my heart
You were the worst mistake she ever made"

DarkHippie

06-20-2002, 01:33 PM

instant tongue piercing

being held hostage

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

A.J.

06-20-2002, 01:36 PM

being held hostage

You find out how much you're worth

Hit in the groin

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Michael Fury

06-20-2002, 01:52 PM

Be able to hit those high notes as a soprano.

Walking in on your parents having sex.

Pray for Mojo.

A.J.

06-20-2002, 02:49 PM

Walking in on your parents having sex.

Uhhhhhhh...hmmm....better than walking in on your grandparents having sex

Getting your phone cut off

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Doogie

06-20-2002, 03:03 PM

At least phone sex bills wont be so high this month...

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DarkHippie

06-20-2002, 04:35 PM

no more telemarketers

waiting on line at the supermarket

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

flavorsaver

06-21-2002, 08:41 AM

waiting on line at the supermarket

You get to stare at clevage on the cover of Cosmopolitan

8 hours in a jury room being talked to by a completly boring stranger

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This message was edited by flavorsaver on 6-21-02 @ 12:43 PM

A.J.

06-21-2002, 08:44 AM

8 hours in a jury room being talked to by a completly boring stranger

Beats 8 hours in a courtroom being talked to by a judge

Getting arrested

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 6-21-02 @ 12:51 PM

A.J.

06-21-2002, 08:44 AM

Sorry for the double post

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 6-21-02 @ 12:50 PM

flavorsaver

06-21-2002, 08:55 AM

getting arrested

3 square meals and a cot.

Getting mauled by a dog.

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Michael Fury

06-21-2002, 08:57 AM

Getting arrested

Showing up on 'Cops'

Punching out your father-n-law.

Pray for Mojo.

DarkHippie

06-21-2002, 09:24 AM

when he's on his back and you're standing over him, you can say "funny, your daughter goes down with just a glance"

being blind

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

flavorsaver

06-21-2002, 09:31 AM

being blind

having whiskey D

A flat tire

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DarkHippie

06-21-2002, 10:17 AM

a hot chick might pull over to "help you with your jack"

cutting yourself shaving

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

Doogie

06-21-2002, 10:19 AM

Relieves the pressure of an anuerism...

Getting your balls caught in a vacuum

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"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

A.J.

06-21-2002, 10:53 AM

Getting your balls caught in a vacuum

Your balls didn't get ripped off by the vacuum

Getting a drink spilled on you at a bar

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flavorsaver

06-21-2002, 12:10 PM

Getting a drink spilled on you at a bar

At least you didn't take a spill on that drink

That beast at the end of the bar just sent you a drink

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DroopyGirl

06-21-2002, 12:59 PM

That beast at the end of the bar just sent you a drink

a good opportunity to make new friends

break a nail

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"When I saw you guys dancing in the sun,
a shadow fell on my heart
You were the worst mistake she ever made"

A.J.

06-21-2002, 01:10 PM

break a nail

At least your finger isn't broken

An unattractive person hits on you

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DarkHippie

06-22-2002, 08:42 PM

free drink/dinner/lay

peeing blood

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

flavorsaver

06-25-2002, 11:09 AM

peeing blood

At least you're not Black Earl

Suddenly you don't understand English

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A.J.

06-25-2002, 01:40 PM

Suddenly you don't understand English

You can become a cabbie

You start going bald

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DarkHippie

06-25-2002, 06:01 PM

you can blind people with your skull

you get a trachiotomy

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

seagullbeagle

06-25-2002, 06:13 PM

you get a trachiotomy

well now you have another hole for your partner to try out....

you lose both thumbs

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flavorsaver

06-26-2002, 07:33 AM

you lose both thumbs

You are now more aerodynamic

You forget how to walk and now must crawl everywhere

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Doogie

06-26-2002, 07:38 AM

You forget how to walk and now must crawl everywhere

Its like being drunk without the effects of a hangover...

You pick up an attractive girl at a bar and when you get home discover she has a bigger package than yours...

<IMG SRC=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doogcool/myhomepage/rfnetdoogie76.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

Michael Fury

06-26-2002, 07:55 AM

No chance of an accidental pregnancy.

You spot a co-worker carrying a big-ass hunting rifle into work . ..

Pray for Mojo.

flavorsaver

06-26-2002, 08:30 AM

you spot a co-worker carrying a big-ass hunting rifle into work

No more annoying bitch in accounting

You spot your girlfriend carrying someone's bloody mule in her hand...not yours...phew...

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Doogie

06-26-2002, 10:52 AM

You spot your girlfriend carrying someone's bloody mule in her hand...not yours...phew...

Well at least he wont be molesting little boys anymore...

After running you notice a lump on your testicle...

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"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

DarkHippie

06-26-2002, 02:37 PM

helps you to decide not to carry gumdrops in your underware anymore

your ass hair gets tangled

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

A.J.

06-26-2002, 05:46 PM

your ass hair gets tangled

Anal rape becomes more difficult.

You get a huge zit.

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flavorsaver

06-27-2002, 10:03 AM

You get a huge zit

Well, at least it's not a 3rd nipple

Your car just got repo'ed

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

A.J.

06-27-2002, 10:30 AM

Your car just got repo'ed

You don't need to pay for parking anymore.

You e-mailed a file you weren't supposed to send out.

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Katylina

06-27-2002, 11:13 AM

You e-mailed a file you weren't supposed to send out.

your best friend will become famous for screwing her boyfriend live on web cam

OK, your boss catches you pleasuring yourself...

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DarkHippie

06-27-2002, 11:28 AM

you suddenly get that raise you were after

losing your swimsuit at the pool

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

A.J.

06-27-2002, 11:36 AM

losing your swimsuit at the pool

You'll be getting a more even tan.

Someone steals your parking space.

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flavorsaver

06-27-2002, 12:13 PM

Someone steals your parking space

This gives you the opportunity to polish up your keying skills

You're forced to play billiards on your knees

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This message was edited by flavorsaver on 6-27-02 @ 4:16 PM

A.J.

06-27-2002, 12:21 PM

You're forced to play billiards on your knees

I can think of worse things to be forced to play (with) while on my knees.

You forget to throw your wet clothes in the dryer.

<IMG SRC="http://norraccm.freeservers.com/images/rnf_ajindc_01.jpg"> ® Made By Christy ¯

Tall_James

06-27-2002, 12:24 PM

A non-gay way to have balls in your face.

The New Postal Rate:

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>
It's not raining - I'm spitting on you!

flavorsaver

06-27-2002, 01:06 PM

The New Postal Rate:

7 is a much more attractive number than 4

Dropping your bills in a mailbox and then think it would be funny to drop snowballs into the very same box

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Tall_James

06-27-2002, 04:17 PM

Dropping your bills in a mailbox and then think it would be funny to drop snowballs into the very same box

People always prefer cold cash.

Getting Struck By Lightning

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>
It's not raining - I'm spitting on you!

flavorsaver

06-27-2002, 07:31 PM

Getting Struck By Lightning

That spiked look

Getting shaved by Black Earl

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

A.J.

06-27-2002, 08:18 PM

Getting shaved by Black Earl

Cheaper than a barber

Getting "knocked the fuck out"

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cozmokramer

06-27-2002, 09:34 PM

better than having the judges think you suck.

getting teeth pulled

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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

DroopyGirl

06-28-2002, 03:17 AM

getting teeth pulled

it will save you time when you're brushing your teeth.

falling out of a tree

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"When I saw you guys dancing in the sun,
a shadow fell on my heart
You were the worst mistake she ever made"

Doogie

06-28-2002, 03:29 AM

Proves that Isaac Newton was right...

Finding out that you are going to be replaced by that really annoying guy at your job...

<IMG SRC=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doogcool/myhomepage/rfnetdoogie76.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

Tall_James

06-28-2002, 04:37 AM

Finding out that you are going to be replaced by that really annoying guy at your job...

Next week the company is relocating to North Dakota.

Masturbating and eating Cheez Doodles turns your junk orange...

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>
It's not raining - I'm spitting on you!

flavorsaver

06-28-2002, 04:45 AM

Masturbating and eating cheez doodles turns your junk orange...

Finally, the perfect show-n-tell item

Smoking weed until you have a seizure

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This message was edited by flavorsaver on 6-28-02 @ 8:49 AM

Michael Fury

06-28-2002, 05:06 AM

Smoking weed until you have a seizure

Upgrading to potent seizure meds.

A police cruiser in your rear-view mirror after a night drinking at the Eagle Tavern.

Pray for Mojo.

A.J.

06-28-2002, 05:09 AM

Smoking weed until you have a seizure

You can just laugh it off

Having no munchies when you're stoned.

<IMG SRC="http://norraccm.freeservers.com/images/rnf_ajindc_01.jpg"> ® Made By Christy ¯

flavorsaver

06-28-2002, 05:59 AM

Having no munchies when you're stoned

Keeping your girlish figure

Leaving your jacket at a club w/ 4 acid tabs in the breast pocket only to retrieve it from lost and found the next day sans acid tabs

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

Tall_James

06-28-2002, 07:08 AM

Leaving your jacket at a club w/ 4 acid tabs in the breast pocket only to retrieve it from lost and found the next day sans acid tabs
Getting across the border just got that much easier.

Painful rectal bleeding

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>
It's not raining - I'm spitting on you!

flavorsaver

06-28-2002, 07:14 AM

Painful rectal bleeding

Cool new modern underwear art

Ron & Fez two-a-days

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Doogie

07-01-2002, 12:00 PM

Ron & Fez two-a-days

Double the Fez, double the fun...

Getting someone pregnant that is not your wife or girlfriend...

<IMG SRC=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doogcool/myhomepage/rfnetdoogie76.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

DarkHippie

07-01-2002, 12:30 PM

get to see the inside on an abortion clinic (is that an inappropriate bell that I hear?)

accidentally banging a relative

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

DroopyGirl

07-01-2002, 01:00 PM

accidentally banging a relative

no more boring family bbq's

losing your car keys

<a href="http://members.lycos.nl/girl106"><img src="http://members.hometown.aol.com/droopy106/images/rfsig7.gif"></a>
"When I saw you guys dancing in the sun,
a shadow fell on my heart
You were the worst mistake she ever made"

Ryan the Great

07-01-2002, 01:04 PM

losing your car keys

at least you didnt lose your car

having your head shoved up an elephant butt.

FAQ RULES!
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I will not die! I will not kill! I will not be your slave! I will not fight your battles! I will not die on your battlefields! I will not fight for your wealth! I am not a fighter! I am a human being!
- Anti-Flag

peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great

DarkHippie

07-04-2002, 12:13 PM

it's great if you like peanuts

having leprosy

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

flavorsaver

07-08-2002, 09:34 AM

having leprosy

Shaking off those evil limbs

Finding a fly in your soup

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

Doogie

07-08-2002, 09:59 AM

Finding a fly in your soup

A little something extra from the chef

Dropping wallet in "used" public toilet bowl

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"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

flavorsaver

07-08-2002, 10:05 AM

Dropping wallet in "used" toilet bowl

Finally breaking that bad boy in

Dropping your ass in the same bowl because the seat was up

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

A.J.

07-08-2002, 01:09 PM

Dropping your ass in the same bowl because the seat was up

No need to worry about getting splattered

Drinking a "skunked" beer.

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furie

07-08-2002, 01:16 PM

Drinking a "skunked" beer.

at least it wasn't tea-bagged

your tuna sandwich is rancid

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This message was edited by furie on 7-9-02 @ 11:35 AM

flavorsaver

07-09-2002, 07:54 AM

Well, it's dolphin safe

You suddenly find your self being persued by a 800 lb. grizzly

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cozmokramer

07-09-2002, 03:38 PM

At least its not 900 pounds.

Pissing yourself in public.

<IMG SRC="kramer.jpg" BORDER="0" ALIGN="Top">

Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

Katylina

07-09-2002, 03:47 PM

Jim Norton will love you for life...

Farting during sex

http://www.mrhatshellhole.com/kat.jpg

<a href="http://www.overthelimit.com" target=_new>Over the Limit</a>

Tall_James

07-09-2002, 04:46 PM

Farting during sex

At least there isn't something jammed up your ass preventing you from doing so.

Finding out your girlfriend enjoys the occasional "hot lunch"....

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>
It's not raining - I'm spitting on you!

FUNKMAN

07-09-2002, 05:05 PM

[quote]Finding out your girlfriend enjoys the occasional

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum100.gif">

FUNKMAN

07-09-2002, 05:05 PM

[quote]Finding out your girlfriend enjoys the occasional "hot lunch"

well at least you know to order the #2 from the menu each time
(hope this is what you mean)

i just went down on the ice

Sorry for The Double Post!!!!

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 7-10-02 @ 12:14 AM

flavorsaver

07-10-2002, 01:31 PM

i just went down on the ice

At least it wasn't down IN the ice

You think you look good with your shirt off

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

A.J.

07-10-2002, 07:05 PM

You think you look good with your shirt off

It's better than thinking you look good with your pants off.

You get a huge zit.

<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetajindc.jpg">

Doogie

07-10-2002, 07:31 PM

You get a huge zit

At least its only on your face...

Walking into a crowded movie theatre on premier night

<IMG SRC=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doogcool/myhomepage/rfnetdoogie76.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

A.J.

07-11-2002, 09:12 AM

Walking into a crowded movie theatre on premier night

You bump into and converse with the hot actress that's starring in the movie

There's hair growing in your ears.

<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetajindc.jpg">

flavorsaver

07-11-2002, 09:17 AM

There's hair growing in your ears

A convenient wind shield from all that nasty pollution

There's hair floating in your lobster bisque

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

A.J.

07-11-2002, 09:26 AM

There's hair floating in your lobster bisque

At least it's not a pubic hair.

You step in dog shit.

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Now Im Starvin

07-11-2002, 10:03 AM

at least you didn't fall face first into it.

You wake up and your cock is missing.

"I never give'm hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell."

DarkHippie

07-11-2002, 10:40 AM

you remember that you're a chick

you swallow a fly

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

flavorsaver

07-11-2002, 01:04 PM

you swallow a fly

At least it wasn't what was behind his fly

You lose your new red balloon

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

FUNKMAN

07-11-2002, 07:11 PM

You lose your new red balloon

lucky you carry a spare skin in your wallet...

it really burned when you took a wizz...

<img src="http://w3.one.net/~wap/GFR_WEB/GFR_ALBUMS/GRAPHICS/coverLiveAlbum.jpg">

seagullbeagle

07-11-2002, 07:19 PM

it really burned when you took a wizz...
at least it dosent burn when you c**

you dad turns gay

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/deviantari/images/rfnetseagullbeagle.jpg">

"Preserverance Against All Opposition,Crushing All Limitations, Pure Strength Through Solitude,Discipline, and Determination"HATEBREED

A.J.

07-11-2002, 07:59 PM

you dad turns gay

You get better clothes on birthdays and Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Ramadan (lest I offend)

You find out your significant other is cheating on you.

<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetajindc.jpg">

Trojan_rabbit

07-11-2002, 08:57 PM

You find out your significant other is cheating on you.

The Money you'll save on not Buying the Ring

losing your Keys

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seagullbeagle

07-11-2002, 09:10 PM

losing your keys
you got drunk and came home with a huge cow of a woman....and now you have no place to bang her

your dog ate your homework

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"Preserverance Against All Opposition,Crushing All Limitations, Pure Strength Through Solitude,Discipline, and Determination"HATEBREED

flavorsaver

07-11-2002, 09:28 PM

your dog ate your homework

it was ALPO premium

You are about to hook up with a chick you've known for years

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This message was edited by flavorsaver on 7-12-02 @ 2:15 AM

Now Im Starvin

07-12-2002, 06:14 AM

All you've known about her is how great her oral skills are.

you begin to take dumps out of your mouth

"I never give'm hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell."

flavorsaver

07-14-2002, 08:15 PM

you begin to take chunks out of your mouth

at least they taste like pall malls

pall malls have begun to run your life...

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

A.J.

07-14-2002, 11:00 PM

pall malls have begun to run your life...

If you smoke unfiltered Pall Malls they won't run your life for too long.

You have insomnia.

<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetajindc.jpg">

flavorsaver

07-16-2002, 08:13 PM

You have insomnia

Forget that drasted sleep

Your latest lay is on multi-anti-depressants

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

FUNKMAN

07-16-2002, 08:26 PM

Your latest lay is on multi-anti-depressants

At least you were able to have a good-time...

as i dove off the high dive i suddenly realized the pool was empty...

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 7-17-02 @ 12:41 AM

sourkitty

07-16-2002, 08:56 PM

you get to ride in an ambulence. :)

dog ate the strap off your new $70 bra

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~*~Life always comes down to one thing, the PUSSY!~*~

A.J.

07-17-2002, 03:46 AM

dog ate the strap off your new $70 bra

You weren't wearing it at the time.

You get a speeding ticket.

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sourkitty

07-18-2002, 10:38 PM

Meet the future love of ur life at the police station....

cocoa, rolls , condom

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~*~Life always comes down to one thing, the PUSSY!~*~

sweet201

07-19-2002, 10:08 AM

cocoa, rolls , condom Wouldn't this be a more appropriate reply to the Sentence Game? *wink* 
Anyway... sounds like you'll be having a lot more fun tonight than I will. 
You were up all night projectile vomiting... 

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ShelleBink

07-19-2002, 10:13 AM

You were up all night projectile vomiting...

but now ur ugly bathroom wall paper is covered in a lovely puke fiesta print

<center>Mrow! 
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<marquee behavior="alternate">It's Shelle as in sea shell and bink like... uh. bink. 
</marquee>

ShelleBink

07-19-2002, 10:13 AM

You were up all night projectile vomiting...

but now ur ugly bathroom wall paper is covered in a lovely puke fiesta print

Ugly guys

<center>Mrow! 
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<marquee behavior="alternate">It's Shelle as in sea shell and bink like... uh. bink. 
</marquee>

DarkHippie

07-19-2002, 11:12 AM

they try harder

your gf has the HIV

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

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ShelleBink

07-19-2002, 11:37 AM

and giving it to you is better than the Hllywood Liquid Diet

Sex with large animals

<center>Mrow! 
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<marquee behavior="alternate">It's Shelle as in sea shell and bink like... uh. bink. 
</marquee>

Tall_James

07-19-2002, 01:29 PM

Sex with large animals

When you're done with them, they can patrol the grounds.

You have just found a painful, ingrown hair on your ass...

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>
It's not raining - I'm spitting on you!

DC Reed

07-19-2002, 01:32 PM

scares away gay guys from reeming your ass

You kill two babies and sleep with thier dead bodies and thier retarded mother

Tall_James

07-19-2002, 01:34 PM

You kill two babies and sleep with thier dead bodies and thier retarded mother
Congratulations! You have just won the latest contest on www.eatabullet.com!!!

Sodomy was just declared unconstitutional...

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>
It's not raining - I'm spitting on you!

flavorsaver

07-24-2002, 10:46 AM

Sodomy was just declared unconstitutional...

No more tight fit...yea!

You develop a stutter

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Tall_James

07-30-2002, 03:59 PM

You develop a stutter You can call Black people a racially insensitive name while they think you are just calling them the sac that a butterfly gestates in. 
Your dog ate a container of Lincoln Logs 

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Another Sheeplovr Masterpiece

blakjeezis

07-30-2002, 04:13 PM

Your dog ate a container of Lincoln Logs

He shits a cute little cabin you can dry and show on your mantle.

You wake up to find your hands and feet have switched positions.

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White people are so scared of blakjeezis

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 7-30-02 @ 8:18 PM

flavorsaver

07-31-2002, 07:27 AM

You wake up to find your hands and feet have switched positions

Now hi-fiving looks like a cool Ozzie Smith-style back flip

You have a seizure and almost swallow your tongue on the check-out line at Pathmark

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

wilee

07-31-2002, 07:56 AM

You have a seizure and almost swallow your tongue on the check-out line at PathmarkThe hot EMT that gives you mouth-to-mouth

Your ex cleans out your bank account before leaving.

<IMG SRC="http://cwjr.home.infi.net/rocket.jpg">

Sheeplovr

07-31-2002, 09:49 AM

Your ex cleans out your bank account before leaving.

it was drug money any ways and the government arests her

You look like Tiny Tim

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

A.J.

07-31-2002, 09:52 AM

You look like Tiny Tim

You can have a career as a celebrity impersonator in Branson, MO.

The stall you're using has no toilet paper.

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/aggiemmkaysig.jpg ">
Made by Aggie.

flavorsaver

07-31-2002, 10:01 AM

The stall you're using has no toilet paper

Well, it's a good thing that you're only bumpin' a line

The stall next to you has two guys going at it

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

Sheeplovr

07-31-2002, 10:05 AM

The stall next to you has two guys going at it

you ask if you can join in and they say yes oh YES!!

you pants fall down in a super market and 3 kids see your monster sized penis

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

flavorsaver

07-31-2002, 10:08 AM

"your pants fall down in a super market and 3 kids see your monster sized penis"

Their father directs porn flics and notices your obvious talent

Your first movie set catches fire and cinges off all you body hair

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

ShelleBink

07-31-2002, 10:16 AM

Your first movie set catches fire and cinges off all you body hair

it was caught on film and entitled "Auschwitz"

you wake up in a pool of piss that isn't yours

<center>IRISH FACTION 
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<marquee behavior="alternate">It's Shelle as in sea shell and bink like... uh. bink. 
</marquee>

Patches

07-31-2002, 10:18 AM

The burns make you appear black, thus enlarging your already enormous schlong.

You got drunk and banged your sister...

<IMG SRC=http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/patches.jpg>

Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
Thanks a mil to ShelleBink for pic help and SilentSpic for hosting!

flavorsaver

07-31-2002, 10:19 AM

you wake up in a pool of piss that isn't yours

Finally, it's your turn on The Yellow Discipline Tour

you wake up with puke on your sack

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

Patches

07-31-2002, 10:19 AM

Ignore my last post Shelle, got it in just bfore me, so I will reply to hers, and repose mine...

...you were due for a nice warm bath anyway

You got drunk and banged your sister...

<IMG SRC=http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/patches.jpg>

Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
Thanks a mil to ShelleBink for pic help and SilentSpic for hosting!

Sheeplovr

07-31-2002, 10:20 AM

You got drunk and banged your sister

your sister is hot and she didnt get prenunt and she now sleeps with you every night no questions asked

You mom Walks in on you jacking it but its wasnt hard enough so the rest of the day you try to explain to you mom your bigger then that

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

Patches

07-31-2002, 10:22 AM

<IMG SRC=http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/patches.jpg>

Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
Thanks a mil to ShelleBink for pic help and SilentSpic for hosting!

This message was edited by Patches on 7-31-02 @ 2:25 PM

Patches

07-31-2002, 10:23 AM

You get her drunk and stick it in her mouth and say "BIG ENOUGH NOW HUH BITCH!?!?

You wake up and your ass is bleeding and your blind in one eye

<IMG SRC=http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/patches.jpg>

Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
Thanks a mil to ShelleBink for pic help and SilentSpic for hosting!

Sheeplovr

07-31-2002, 10:26 AM

You get her drunk and stick it in her mouth and say "BIG ENOUGH NOW HUH BITCH!?!?

OKay what???
why do you have to get drunk?
You wake up and your ass is bleeding and your blind in one eye

It was Sean conery that did it to you

You post all day on a message board in a game room

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

Patches

07-31-2002, 10:51 AM

Hey, at least your getting paid.

You get fired for posting all day in a game room...

<IMG SRC=http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/patches.jpg>

Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
Thanks a mil to ShelleBink for pic help and SilentSpic for hosting!

Sheeplovr

07-31-2002, 01:59 PM

You get fired for posting all day in a game room...

you go home and kill your self and no one rember who you are a week later

The game is dead

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

furie

07-31-2002, 02:09 PM

The game is dead

There's always another steroid freak ready to take his place

Your significant other turns gay because of you

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This message was edited by furie on 7-31-02 @ 6:10 PM

Sheeplovr

07-31-2002, 02:29 PM

There's always another steroid freak ready to take his place

what does that even mean

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

DarkHippie

07-31-2002, 05:36 PM

Your significant other turns gay because of you
it's cause no dick can top yours

you get shot in the gut by an intern

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

Doogie

07-31-2002, 05:44 PM

you get shot in the gut by an intern

Makes for an hour of radio

You get into a fight with your best friend...

<IMG SRC=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doogcool/myhomepage/rfnetdoogie76.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

Sheeplovr

07-31-2002, 05:46 PM

You get into a fight with your best friend...

You make up a hour later and have the best gay sex ever

You try to kill a game btu ti doesnt work

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

Patches

08-01-2002, 12:23 PM

You try to kill a game btu ti doesnt work

you try to kill the game but by doing so you only keep it going. isn't that like uhh ironic or something?

You try to kill a game btu ti doesnt work

You realize no matter what you try in life it will never work the way you want. You are overcome with a sense of calm and tranquilitiy.

You suddenly realize you took a fairly clever post and helped destroy it...

<IMG SRC=http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/patches.jpg>

Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
Thanks a mil to ShelleBink for pic help and SilentSpic for hosting!

furie

08-02-2002, 08:20 PM

You suddenly realize you
took a fairly clever post and
helped destroy it...

your post count went up by one.

you spill soda on your cable
modem.

<img src="http://www.tseery.homestead.com/files/rom.jpg" width=300 height=100>
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</a>

flavorsaver

08-03-2002, 08:47 AM

you spill soda on your cable modem

...and now the fire is out

You decide that eating that moldy slice of pizza was a good idea.

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

Doogie

08-03-2002, 08:55 AM

You decide that eating that moldy slice of pizza was a good idea.

No need for that pesky penicillian you hear everyone talking about...

You suddenly find that your roomate has an uncanny ability to type with one hand...

<IMG SRC=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doogcool/myhomepage/rfnetdoogie76.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

flavorsaver

08-03-2002, 09:23 AM

You suddenly find that your roommate has an uncanny ability to type with one hand

Do you... like having your back rubbed?!?

You meet a swell gal and find out she only has one hand

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

Doogie

08-03-2002, 09:28 AM

You meet a swell gal and find out she only has one hand

But GOD ALMIGHTY, she gives the best hand jobs with that one hand...

During an orgasm your girlfriend shouts "I wish you were a woman"...

<IMG SRC=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doogcool/myhomepage/rfnetdoogie76.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

flavorsaver

08-03-2002, 09:50 AM

During an orgasm your girlfriend shouts "I wish you were a woman"...

Finally...a reason to knock the dust off her face

The cops show up at work looking for you because of some 'domestic disturbance' Hmmm...

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

Doogie

08-03-2002, 09:56 AM

The cops show up at work looking for you because of some 'domestic disturbance' Hmmm...

Well at least you wont have to hear nagging you for the next seven years that you never take her anywhere...

You go to light the BBQ, and discover a huge yellow jackets nest under the cover...

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"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

FUNKMAN

08-03-2002, 06:38 PM

You go to light the BBQ, and discover a huge yellow jackets nest under the cover...

well at least their not fattening

and when I looked up, their was a large rock heading right for my head...

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

wilee

08-05-2002, 06:00 AM

Following impact, you'll be "more special"

Your home gets flooded.

<IMG SRC="http://cwjr.home.infi.net/wilee.jpg">

A.J.

08-05-2002, 06:04 AM

Your home gets flooded

Your basement will finally be cleaned.

Your A/C breaks down and you have no fan.

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/aggiemmkaysig.jpg ">
Made by Aggie.

furie

08-05-2002, 01:02 PM

you get the opertunity to enact
the icecube sceen from Do the
right thing

your cat dies

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flavorsaver

08-05-2002, 01:13 PM

Being held hostage by a tiger was starting to become a real drag

You can't stop thinking about Moshin

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flavorsaver

08-07-2002, 10:28 AM

At least it's not Staples

You've killed yet another thread

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Doogie

08-07-2002, 10:29 AM

You've killed yet another thread

There is always room for a sequel...

You get addicted to message board games

<IMG SRC=http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/tunekies/images/doogiesig.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>
Thank you Sheepy for new sig...
"How could you take what happened to us, and pass it amongst strangers hands?? Three Days in Rome, where do they go, Ill always remember...Three Days in Rome"

A.J.

08-07-2002, 10:33 AM

You get addicted to message board games

Makes the day go by faster

You don't get invited to the Ron and Fez-tival.

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/aggiemmkaysig.jpg ">
Made by Aggie.

phixion

08-07-2002, 10:59 AM

going to ron and feztival
getting drunk and going home with al dukes

missing the game winning free throws in a championship game

<IMG SRC="http://members.hometown.aol.com/triniguy4life/images/evil.jpg">
"smoking weed, smoking weed
doing coke, drinking beers
drinking beers, beers, beers
rolling fatties, smoking blunts
who smokes the blunts?
we smoke the blunts."-
Jay

Doogie

08-07-2002, 11:10 AM

missing the game winning free throws in a championship game

Makes a great sequal to white men cnat jump...

You wake up from a night of drinking and you are bleeding from the balloon knot...

<IMG SRC=http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/tunekies/images/doogiesig.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>
Thank you Sheepy for new sig...
"How could you take what happened to us, and pass it amongst strangers hands?? Three Days in Rome, where do they go, Ill always remember...Three Days in Rome"

IRISjr

08-07-2002, 11:18 AM

Dont have to move to go to the bathroom

Getting ass raped by a llama:
(only i would no this 1)

<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rundog2001/myhomepage/irisjr-new.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US"></center>

<marquee>IRIS loves ya</marquee>
<marquee>but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee>

<marquee>Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
</marquee>

blakjeezis

08-07-2002, 11:29 AM

Getting ass raped by a llama

Weekend at the Neverland Valley Ranch

KKK guy steals your sheets from the laundromat.

<IMG SRC =http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/sithsig3.gif>
White people are so scared of blakjeezis

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 8-7-02 @ 3:31 PM

flavorsaver

08-07-2002, 02:06 PM

KKK guy steals your sheets from the laundromat.

Finally, those shamefully stained sheets are gone

KKK guy mentions you as a friend during his interview on Oprah

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

furie

08-07-2002, 04:19 PM

KKK guy mentions you as a friend during his interview on Oprah

Oprah takes you off of her book club list

While playing darts, a friend misses the board and hits you in the chest.

<img src="http://www.tseery.homestead.com/files/rom.jpg" width=300 height=100>
<a href="aim:goim?screenname=furie1335&message=You_are_Number_6">IM:Furie1335
</a>

flavorsaver

08-09-2002, 09:11 AM

While playing darts, a friend misses the board and hits you in the chest.

Finally relief for that ogeda

You wake up and the world is now black and white

<IMG SRC="http://punkassgear.com/products/stickers/flingpoo.jpg">

grlNIN

08-09-2002, 09:24 AM

You wake up and the world is now black and white

No more red lights

Russia just declared war on the USA

Just Doing Her Part To Make The Boards Alot Cuter
<img src=http://tazz1376.homestead.com/files/untitled.jpg>
<marquee>Won't you come a bit closer,close enough so I can smell you.I need you to feel this,I can't stand to burn too long.Released in this sodomy.For one sweet moment I am whole.</marquee>
Tool is Poetry in Motion

A.J.

08-09-2002, 10:01 AM

Russia just declared war on the USA

Bush finds a way to reduce the U.S. nuclear stockpile.

You don't have a Big Ass card.

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/aggiemmkaysig.jpg ">
Made by Aggie.

cozmokramer

08-10-2002, 12:31 AM

One less thing to loose

Not living your dreams

THE NEXT BIG POSTER
<img
src="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/ainesigpig.gif'">
Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

grlNIN

08-10-2002, 03:08 AM

Dreams are highly Overrated

You Get shot in the eye

Just Doing Her Part To Make The Boards Alot Cuter
<img src=http://tazz1376.homestead.com/files/untitled.jpg>
<marquee>Won't you come a bit closer,close enough so I can smell you.I need you to feel this,I can't stand to burn too long.Released in this sodomy.For one sweet moment I am whole.</marquee>
Tool is Poetry in Motion

cozmokramer

08-10-2002, 07:08 PM

You can look like a cool pirate with a patch.

Watching your mom get raped by your boyfriend/best friend.

THE NEXT BIG POSTER
<IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/bink02/kramer.gif">
Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

Tall_James

08-10-2002, 07:08 PM

You Get shot in the eye
Chicks dig eye patches. The whole pirate look is in this year.

You dress like a pirate...

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/talljames1sig.jpg>
Another Sheeplovr Masterpiece

furie

08-16-2002, 11:14 AM

Watching your mom get raped by your boyfriend/best friend.

Is it really rape if she deserved it?

The Far Side comic strip is out of print.

<img src="http://www.tseery.homestead.com/files/rom.jpg" width=300 height=100>
<a href="aim:goim?screenname=furie1335&message=You_are_Number_6">IM:Furie1335
</a>
<marquee behavior="alternate">You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me</marquee>

flavorsaver

08-16-2002, 01:08 PM

At least it's not the wonderful Family Circus

You bomb at the Count Basie theater

Good job picking up the whole mother rape fumble

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/aggiememsig.jpg">
Brought to you courtesy of Aggie Productions

Yerdaddy

08-16-2002, 02:02 PM

You bomb at the Count Basie theater
the tender, understanding embrace of booze

penis grows out of your forehead

<img src="http://yerdaddy.homestead.com/files/pics/sigtussle.jpg" >
If I don't make you laugh, you don't know what felch means.

This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 8-16-02 @ 6:06 PM

McHaggis

08-16-2002, 02:36 PM

multiple orgasms

you cut a part of ur balls off while trying to trim ur hair

<IMG SRC=http://www.nortonfan.com/shit/ireland.gif>

Faugh A Ballagh

furie

08-16-2002, 02:57 PM

That's why God gave you two.

you break both your thumbs

<img src="http://www.tseery.homestead.com/files/rom.jpg" width=300 height=100>
<a href="aim:goim?screenname=furie1335&message=You_are_Number_6">IM:Furie1335
</a>
<marquee behavior="alternate">You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me</marquee>

Yerdaddy

08-16-2002, 08:03 PM

you break both your thumbs
good excuse when you get caught trying to blow yourself

Cabbie Trimspa commercials (this is a tough one)

<img src="http://yerdaddy.homestead.com/files/pics/sigtussle.jpg" >
If I don't make you laugh, you don't know what felch means.

sourkitty

08-16-2002, 11:00 PM

Cabbie Trimspa commercials (this is a tough one)

Motivates u to get up off ur ass and exercize

You stuffed ur bra and the tissues fell outon the floor in public

<img src=http://sweet201.net/kittysig4.gif>

~*~Without the sour, the sweet just isn't as sweet~*~

Thanks Tina for the awesome sig!!!

ToddEVF

08-16-2002, 11:14 PM

You stuffed ur bra and the tissues fell outon the floor in public

your ready to clean up after yourself.

Your girlfriend breaks up with you to go out with your best friend.

Goddess Ari's Bitch
<IMG SRC=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/lenore1.gif>

furie

08-21-2002, 01:27 PM

Your girlfriend breaks up with you to go out with your best friend.

She passes along the Hep C you gave her.

Your boss catches you masturbating at work

<img src="http://www.tseery.homestead.com/files/surfersea.jpg" width=300 height=100>
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ToddEVF

08-21-2002, 01:32 PM

say its sexual harrassment so you keep your job

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flavorsaver

08-22-2002, 10:02 AM

you get saved from threadkiller status

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Heavy

08-30-2002, 12:56 AM

you get saved from threadkiller status

Thats not a bad thing

You pick a terrible fantsay football team

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flavorsaver

08-30-2002, 10:58 AM

at least Tim Brown looks good

you lose a foot in a horrible gator attack

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FMJeff

08-30-2002, 11:44 AM

save 50% on shoes...

your baby dies from sudden infant death syndrome

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Doogie

08-30-2002, 11:51 AM

Extra money for that vacation

You get a bad evaluation at your job

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flavorsaver

08-30-2002, 11:52 AM

At last, a reason to smack the bitch that ratted you out for stealing staples.

Your office is 12-15 degrees warmer than the rest of the building

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Feldman

08-30-2002, 12:05 PM

Its in the winter so its not bad

You throw up all over a really hot date.

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Doogie

08-30-2002, 12:07 PM

You discover a new hot fetish...

You discover a lesion on your face...

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furie

08-30-2002, 12:49 PM

you passed a nice STD on to your EX

you just crapped your pants while on a first date.

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flavorsaver

08-30-2002, 01:02 PM

she's a founding member of scatlover.com

your drunk co-worker just crashed your car

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Heavy

08-30-2002, 03:20 PM

Atleast he didn't live

You find out your mother started smoking crack

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Jackie Sloan

08-30-2002, 03:26 PM

You can catch a buzz when she finally passes out

That drunk hottie you're smashin' face with has "both" sets of organs in her bloomers

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Feldman

08-30-2002, 04:37 PM

Ever thinking about going bi , you got a 2 for 1 deal.

Your mom hits on you.

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furie

09-04-2002, 03:20 PM

you get to fulfill every oedipal fantasy you ever had.

you win the lotto, but lose the ticket

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Doogie

09-16-2002, 10:56 AM

There is always another dollar, and a billion to one chance

Your girlfriend is a "gusher" when ya perfom oral...

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flavorsaver

09-16-2002, 11:03 AM

nice call back...

Just love the juice!

You get shot as soon as you get to work because the whore told her husband.

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furie

09-16-2002, 11:06 AM

Hell's not as bad as you think. Don't believe the hype!

the internet goes out of style in 10 years and you're only only one still using it.

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Doogie

09-16-2002, 11:07 AM

You will rule all message boards, and chat rooms

You superglue your hand to the mouse

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flavorsaver

09-16-2002, 11:41 AM

Makes it so much easier on the carpal tunnel syndrome that you are constantly complaining about.

You're a fat orange ball of failure and a phone caller made you storm off the job...loser!

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ROMEO

09-16-2002, 11:42 AM

you get to learn to be ambidextrous

all your friends stop by and drink all your beer.

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Dr. Klahn

09-16-2002, 11:57 AM

They didn't find the good stuff.

Your company blocks RonFez.net.

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flavorsaver

09-16-2002, 12:07 PM

Finally, an excuse to get out and enjoy the fresh air.

Your booze breath goes up in flames when you blow out the candles on your retirement celebration cake.

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Patches

09-16-2002, 02:37 PM

The cake was undercooked, but not no mo'

Your mom tells you that you're a botched abortion.

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Doogie

09-16-2002, 02:46 PM

Explains why you are missing a limb...

She explains that you are incest mistake

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Dr. Klahn

09-16-2002, 03:19 PM

Your name Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob now sounds almost logical in your water head.

Just found out that you are $7,000,000 in debt.

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