the Bright Side Game

[Mxyzptlk]

Just found out that you are $7,000,000 in debt.

The bright side? It ain't nothing compared to the debt that George Bush is ringing up.

Accidently masturbated with Icy Hot.

[Patches]

oooh thats good...next time you do it on purpose.

You walk in on your mom banging your dad with a strap-on while your little brother jerks off in the corner and grandma video tapes it.

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Patches...Your Football Fantasy (2-0, first place).
Sigpic hosted by a mute hispanic.

[furie]

they give you a job as a grip
*wink**wink*

your favorite band dies in a plane crash

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<marquee>Faith is believing what you know isn't true" Arthur C. Clarke
</marquee>

[flavorsaver]

can't afford to buy another 72 live albums, anyway


You find a human hand in your little brother's science kit

You walk in on your mom banging your dad with a strap-on while your little brother jerks off in the corner and grandma video tapes it.



Patches, you are one sick eff. I had to take a knee and haven't stopped laughing.

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[Tall_James]

You find a human hand in your little brother's science kit
Hey! You got $50 for the wedding ring at the pawn shop!

You walk in on your Dad watching gay scat porn...

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/talljames1sig.jpg>
If it's just a lull, why am I bored right out of my skull?

Another Sheeplovr Masterpiece

[cozmokramer]

Your married to you dad.and love it.

You get your cock ripped off.

<img src="http://www.fezwatley.4t.com/images/hurricane.gif">
<marquee>"Im open , theres just nothing inside" Jerry Seinfeld
POWER! POWER! DC POWER!</marquee>

[furie]

your one step closer to being the woman you were ment to be.


you walk up to find a taranchala(?) walking up your chest.


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</a></marquee>

<marquee>Faith is believing what you know isn't true" Arthur C. Clarke
</marquee>

[Dr. Klahn]

That spider scared off the snakes.

You found out that Billy Staples is dateing your sister...

~~~~~~~~~~~<br>We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge out spirits in the tradition of our ancestors. You have out gratitude<br><br>Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes. <br><br> Canada...Get the TABLES!!!

[Patches]

Your sister gets cut from the will so now its all yours!

Through unfortunate coincidence, your name just happens to be Osama Bin Laden.

Patches, you are one sick eff. I had to take a knee and haven't stopped laughing.


Phew... No one replied for a while, I thought I may have crossed the dreaded "line."

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Patches...Your Football Fantasy (2-0, first place).
Sigpic hosted by a mute hispanic.

[Dr. Klahn]

You always wanted to know what if felt like in the middle of a bomb blast.

You just went out to your car, and you have 4 flat tires.

~~~~~~~~~~~<br>We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge out spirits in the tradition of our ancestors. You have out gratitude<br><br>Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes. <br><br> Canada...Get the TABLES!!!

[Recyclerz]

You just went out to your car, and you have 4 flat tires. <P>
Since you can't drive it to work, Billy Staples can have a place to live. <P>
You welch on a bet to Fez <P>

You're only young once but you can be immature forever!

[flavorsaver]

Three day vaca!!

Rehab no.6

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Brought to you courtesy of Aggie-SilentSP Productions

[furie]

you get to see everyone from rehan 1-5 again


your boss cancels your vacation

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<marquee>Faith is believing what you know isn't true" Arthur C. Clarke
</marquee>


This message was edited by furie on 9-19-02 @ 8:20 PM

[Recyclerz]

your boss cancels your vacation <P>
Turns out the spa you had reservations for is really an al-qaeda training camp.

You catch your 10 year old son running a batch to Liza Minelli


You're only young once but you can be immature forever!

This message was edited by Recyclerz on 9-19-02 @ 9:15 PM

[flavorsaver]

At least following in his father's footsteps.

You find yourself batchin' to the latest issue of Field & Stream

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Brought to you courtesy of Aggie-SilentSP Productions

[Patches]

at least its a girl elk.

You walk into the bathroom on your father masturbating using the dump you forgot to flush as lubrication and your sisters bloody tampon hanging out of his ass.

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Patches...Your Football Fantasy (2-0, first place).
Sigpic hosted by a mute hispanic.

[flavorsaver]

Now, he ain't tellin' MOTHER about the 17 hits of Ecstasy he just found in your room...in fact, he's giving them back and paying for the limo to take you and your friends to the Sasha & Digweed show.


A limo your in gets pulled over and is about to be searched

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This message was edited by flavorsaver on 9-20-02 @ 4:14 PM

[Recyclerz]

A limo your in gets pulled over and is about to be searched <P>
Once it is in all the papers, all your friends from high school know you're tapping that JLo ass <P>
You have a burning sensation when you pee... <P>

If you can't laugh at the misfortunes of others, what can you laugh at?

[SoccerMom]

Clears right up with penicillin
Having the runs in a crowded public restroom

[Recyclerz]

Having the runs in a crowded public restroom <P> Better there than your neighbor's new hot tub <P> You find half a worm in the apple you've just bitten into & swallowed <P> <P>

If you can't laugh at the misfortunes of others, what can you laugh at?

[cozmokramer]

Worms are healthy for you.

You get your eyes ripped out by your mom.

<img src="http://www.fezwatley.4t.com/images/tag2.gif">
<marquee>"Im open , theres just nothing inside" Jerry Seinfeld
POWER! POWER! DC POWER!</marquee>

[furie]

you can now play the lead in King Lear

your a nerd

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</a></marquee>

<marquee>Faith is believing what you know isn't true" Arthur C. Clarke
</marquee>

[flavorsaver]

Your shirt pocket will never have an ink stain

You've just swallowed an entire bic pen

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Brought to you courtesy of Aggie-SilentSP Productions

[Recyclerz]

You've just swallowed an entire bic pen
You now have an acceptable excuse to play squishy with your poo.


You become an erstwhile character on the Ron & Fez Show.

If you can't laugh at the misfortunes of others, what can you laugh at?

[Patches]

you know what "erstwhile" means.

Your girlfriends father hits on you.

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Patches...I want to have Shawn Alexander's baby(3-1, second place, tied).
Sigpic hosted by a mute hispanic.

[DarkHippie]

Your girlfriends father hits on you.
He's got a GRRRREAT ASS!!

you slip and fall on a plunger

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</i><a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

[furie]

you're no longer an anal virgin


you've been exposed for the fraud you are.

<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/thansurfadam.jpg" width=300 height=100>
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<marquee>Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
</marquee>

[Patches]

now instead of suspecting that no one respects you, you know it for a fact!

You are that much of a tool that you revive the bright side game.

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Patches...Your Football Fantasy. (4-2, second place, tied).
Aggie on Patches: "The bestest bitch ever!"
Sigpic hosted by a mute hispanic.

[GodsFavoriteMan]

Better than getting raped by a cop with a plunger

Cults

<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/godsfavoriteman/images/stan%20copy.jpg">

The third sign of the Apocalypse

[Doogie]

Find a good reason for suicide...


You find out you might have Lyme Disease

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AGGIE is Goddess, all hail AGGIE for this sig!!!
"Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"-Obi Wan Kenobi
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[Hawiian shirt craig]

You find out you
might have Lyme Disease

you can have unprotected
sex with other leppers


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

<img src="http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/HSC.gif">

San Diego Chargers 4-0

[furie]

the person above you doesn't know the rules of the game. :)

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[Serial]

Follow along with them to keep the trend going!

Hoboken

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I'm over here now...and so lost. Thanks to Hybrid for the cool sig.

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Hoboken - Not Staten Island

Tire-tracked underwear



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[Recyclerz]

Tire-tracked underwear Better chance of them sticking when you throw them at Tom Jones <P> Your own puppy shoots you. (see link) <P> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20021025/ap_on_fe_st/dog_shoots_man <P> <P>

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. :-)

[furie]

you're a cat person anyway

your house is haunted and they want you out. OUT!

<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/ghost.jpg" width=300 height=100>
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<marquee>Intermittently, at frequent intervals</marquee>

[Serial]

Move...who wants to live with pissy ghosts anyway?

You paid money to see more man-ass than anyone should see.

<IMG SRC="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/oahybridsigs/files/HyBriDs%20Sigs/serialrfnetsig1.gif">
I'm over here now...and so lost. Thanks to Hybrid for the cool sig.

[furie]

it wasn't much money to start with.


you've been demoted

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<marquee>Intermittently, at frequent intervals</marquee>

[flavorsaver]

Less responsibility...who needs the stress anyway?!?

Your best girl just bloodied your nose


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Brought to you courtesy of Aggie-AngelA Productions

<marquee>*I get to feeling walked all over~And always off guard~Until I can live with my disappointments~you will sleep with yours...Walked all over, never felt this small~Until I can sleep with my disappointments~you will sleep with yours* </marquee>

[Serial]

She's not helpless.

Never heard R&F. :(

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I'm over here now...and so lost. Thanks to Hybrid for the cool sig.

[furie]

ignorance is bliss

a bad man stole your lollypop

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<marquee>Intermittently, at frequent intervals</marquee>

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>Your teeth are better off without it.

You can no longer get it up.</font>

[furie]

you weren't using "it" anyway


your band breaks up due to the "Yoko" factor.

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<marquee>Intermittently, at frequent intervals</marquee>

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple> Now you too are free to be shot in front of the Dakota and maybe have a part of Central Park named after you.

The <i>girl</i> you're feeling up has a penis.</font>



This message was edited by GaryWyze on 10-29-02 @ 2:43 PM

[SRFSTARVD]

It's smaller than mine?

Stucky's Pecan Log


reminds me of my trips to hatteras NC Stuckey's and fireworks.


getting a speeding ticket and having the cop search the car adn find your weed

IM me SRFSTARVD
Pronounced Surf Starved
http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/surf2sig.jpg
thanks Aggie and silentspic and irishkb

[furie]

you were looking for a reason to get raped by a man anyway


you break your sister's nose while playing football in the house.

<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/apples.jpg" width=300 height=100>
<marquee>It means what it is </marquee>
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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>It gives her a chance to see Doug Simpson for the shallow bastard that he is.

You find out that your girlfriend was a slut in highschool.</font>

[LatinSpiceXoX]

You cashed in pimping her at lunchtime.


You found a lump in your breast.




'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>It gives you an excuse to feel yourself up.

You laugh so hard, you pee your pants.</font>

[Recyclerz]

You found a lump in your breast. <P> Odds are it isn't malignant plus all the pink ribbon you could ever want! <P> <P>
You find out your secret santa at work has purchased you a year's memberhip in NAMBLA <P> <P> <P>

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. :-)

[GaryWyze]

You find out your secret santa at work has purchased you a year's memberhip in NAMBLA

<font color=purple>You have the envy of a Mr. Fez Whatley.

While eating your girlfriend out, you notice she's having those not-so-fresh feelings.</font>

[thegreekchic]

While eating your girlfriend out, you notice she's having those not-so-fresh feelings.


Hey u proably caught a STD at its early stage.

Ladies yr boyfriend ask u to put on a strap and fuck him Ralphy style.

"Wheels on Fire...Rolling down the road...Best notify my next of kin...This wheel shall explode."

[thegreekchic]

great my first double post




"Wheels on Fire...Rolling down the road...Best notify my next of kin...This wheel shall explode."

This message was edited by thegreekchic on 11-4-02 @ 1:55 AM

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

at least he isnt asking your brother to fuck him


Cock

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[Recyclerz]

Cock <P>
If you have one, you can autograph your snow angels <P>
The carraway seeds on your rye bread sandwich wind up giving you the Hanta virus



This message was edited by Recyclerz on 11-5-02 @ 12:18 AM

[wilee]

A week's worth of sick days to use!

Your parents tell you they've spent your inheritance.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Take them to court and sue them for the house and any future earnings.. (made more than the inheritance)

You got out of jail and your wife lost the apt. the kids and now lives in a shelter.

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>Suddenly, all that anal raping in prison doesn't seem so bad.

Your find out that you were adopted.</font>

[Dave from Queens]

i wouldnt want to know my identity anyway

finding out your girl is a man

Utopia Banished, Melodic Death from NY!!!!
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/428/utopia-banished.html

[Recyclerz]

finding out your girl is a man <P>
On Sundays in the fall there's no pressure to go pumpkin picking; you both want to watch the game <P>
After getting your ass kicked in a presidential election where you lose every state but one, 20 years later you come out of retirement to get your ass kicked in that state. <P>
<P>

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. :-)

[Dave from Queens]

at least ive got my health



the cheese falling off your pizza

Utopia Banished, Melodic Death from NY!!!!
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/428/utopia-banished.html

[shorty]

You're lactose intolerant anyway.

The most annoying, piece of shit photog won't get off your ass and you fuck up everything!!!

http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/shorty.jpg

[LatinSpiceXoX]

You're a dumb broad who thinks PHOTOG is another word for HOTTIE and don't mind FUCKing it up.


You're cellular bill is over $300.00 this month

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[Dave from Queens]

i didnt know what to do with that spare 300 anyway


You fell off your chair and your now parapalegic (spelling??)

Utopia Banished, Melodic Death from NY!!!!
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/428/utopia-banished.html

[Rev]

You dont have to pee standing up anymore!

Your favorite radio show may leave NY :(

xoxoxo,
Rev

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

It could be fun moving to a new state and making new friends, possibly getting a better JOB!


It's Saturday Night, all your friends have dates, you're home with your computer... :(

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[bigbaldirish]

all the porn you want to watch

someone mixed up the blue kool aid with windex

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

at least your poop will come out streek free

Your mom just threw out your led zeplin collection

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[bigbaldirish]

better than if she threw away that babe ruth baseball card

you need 5000 dollars or a mafia guy is gonna break your kneecaps

[LatinSpiceXoX]

You thank God it's just the script for the next Sopranos.

You're suicidal

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[bigbaldirish]

but those nice people at the other end of the hotline are there to help

monkeys have grown to enormous size, and are ripping your loved ones limb from limb... and your out of bubblegum

[Doogie]

Less to pay in life insurance...

You realize you are 25 pounds heavier than you were three years ago...

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[Recyclerz]

You realize you are 25 pounds heavier than you were three years ago... <P>
You are all set for the next famine <P>
One month ago you went to Vegas and put 1/2 of all your money on the Knicks to win the NBA championship this year. And the other half on the Islanders to win the Stanley Cup. <P>
<P>

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. :-)

[fiestygal]

well theres always football season

you pay a hooker to suck your dick and when shes done you find out its your sister

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[bigbaldirish]

you still got your dick sucked

someone just told you that you bear a resembelance to homer simpson

[Violent Jay]

get to drink a hell of alot of beer for a good reason

you have a small dick

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I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[bigbaldirish]

u don't knock it in the subway turnstyles

the only thing on tv is british dramas

[Doogie]

At least you will know all charcters of "Absolutly Fabulous"

Your pee is cloudy...

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"Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"-Obi Wan Kenobi
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[Violent Jay]

thats just bad

this really ugly girl thinks your hot

<img src=http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/33b5d129/bc/Random+Crap..+Sigs+and+Shit/Violent+Jay.gif?bcTkS59Aqvk3s0LV>
I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[bigbaldirish]

you get drunk enuff, she becomes hot

u get possesed by the devil... again

[Recyclerz]

u get possesed by the devil... again <P>
Great excuse to get away with pretty much anything! <P>
Your trailer gets destroyed by a tornado. <P>
<P>

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. :-)

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>You can use the insurance money to live in a house without wheels.

You find a battered & fried rat's head in with your 9 piece McNuggets.</font>

[shorty]

You can use the insurance to stop being white trash and put a down payment on a home without wheels.


The admins of your fave message board add the birthday prize give-away, four days after your b-day.

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[Violent Jay]

you can give it to the homless guy and you wont feel bad or sue them and make alot of money and buy the homeless guy

your sick and are about to die

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I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[Rev]

You got yourself a great pickup line!

While at work, you realize that wasnt just a fart you let out.

xoxoxo,
Rev

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

You're working overtime and there's no one around to watch you clean the brown stains from your seat.


You get caught stealing 10 dollars from your sweetheart's wallet.

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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This message was edited by LatinSpiceXoX on 11-13-02 @ 6:55 PM

[Recyclerz]

You get caught stealing 10 dollars from your sweetheart's wallet. <P>
You think quickly and turn it into a hooker/john role-playing game. Everybody's happy and you're up $10! <P>
You're the guy Saddam Hussein puts in charge of hiding the chemical weapons ... IN YOUR ASS! <P>
(Note the synergy!) :-) <P>
<P>

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. :-)

[LatinSpiceXoX]

You're gay and been banged by more than 439 men, your ass could use a something sized-to-fit.

Jennifer Lopez just married you.

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[Recyclerz]

Jennifer Lopez just married you. <P> Aside from the risk of catching P. Diddy cooties, I don't see a DOWN side. <P> <P>
You lent some money to Argentina & now you have to go collect. <P> <P> <P>

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. :-)

[Violent Jay]

you get the money

you have no way to go see your girlfriend and shel break up with you if you cant get there

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I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

well at least you dont have to explain why you smell like perfume every night


your pants ripped

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[Violent Jay]

you get new ones

theres no food in your house

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I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[bigbaldirish]

all the food in the was house before was spam anyway

you got mugged by a bunch of children

[LatinSpiceXoX]

you get to make a song about it and find a new route home *LOL*

You met Ozzy Ozbourne and completely froze

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[bigbaldirish]

you didn't get the chance to say "SHAAAAAARONNNNNN!" and embarass yourself.

you met Vanilla Ice and froze up (don't know if you can find a bright side)

[Violent Jay]

you can say you atleast meet him

Ron&Fez are out of New York City (there is no birght side dont try)



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I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[Doogie]

At least there is no Don and Mike in NYC

You have to do research on a project that is due tommorow

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[Recyclerz]

You have to do research on a project that is due tommorow As long as you have a credit card and access to the internet, someone's already done the research. <P>
You bet the Jets to regress to their mean this week. Damn. <P>

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. :-)

[Serial]

You've learned from your mistake.

You're going to jail soon and there's no way around it.

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I'm over here now...and so lost. Thanks to Hybrid for the cool sig.
You can call me...Jinjiro Sakakida-san.

[buddie1]

At least you'll be able to bang Martha Stewart, and then make her cook you dinner.

A serial rapist bought the raised ranch next door.

O & A Rule - Come back soon!

[flavorsaver]

no more begging for sex!

you burned the roof of your mouth scarffing down that chicken pot pie

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[dassal3399]

now you have a reason no to go down on a girl

your right hand got cut off and you're a righty

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

[Serial]

You always wanted to learn to use your left hand anyway.

You need a job but can't find one.

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I'm over here now...and so lost. Thanks to Hybrid for the cool sig.
You can call me...Jinjiro Sakakida-san.

[dassal3399]

you're just waiting for the right job to come along

a hot woman comes up to you and she says she wants you put she smells

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

[Violent Jay]

if you smell to its all good or you take her and bang her in the shower.

Fez dies

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I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[shamus mcfitzy]

At least we still have Ron, Fez peaked anyway....

The Nazis cut your cable

[SoccerMom]

You still have your radio
You catch the AIDS

[bigbaldirish]

you get to keep all the heroin to yourself now

you rip your pants at the beginning of the work day and have to work like that all day

[furie]

you rip your pants at the beginning of the work day and have to work like that all day


your boss thinks you're flirting with him/her and it works to your advantage.


they've asked George Lazenby to be Bond again.

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[The Chairman]

they've asked George Lazenby to be Bond again

Janet Reno was also out of work and she had far more experience with guns and bombs.

Your significant other finds that long hidden home porn video of you and your ex.



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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[bigbaldirish]

you can hide easter eggs in the spot now

a cat really gets you tongue?

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

At least you dont have to talk to your wife when she askes all those anoying questions.

You lost your viagra

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[flavorsaver]

No more 10 hour erections

you discover someone's body has been dug up out of their grave

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[Recyclerz]

It's nice that Grandma has a chance to get out <P>
You had front row seats for that beauty contest in Nigeria <P>
<P>
<P>

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. :-)

[The Chairman]

You had front row seats for that beauty contest in Nigeria


You're relieved, since you were only in Nigeria to get something called a "Fatwa", which you heard is punishable by getting stoned, and you figured they must have really kind bud there.

Your psychiatrist prescribes you Prozac and while your mood improves you can't have an orgasm.


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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[bigbaldirish]

now you got front row seats to a religious war

your stuck on a train with a whale, and rosie o'donnell

[grlNIN]

If worst comes to worst you could always survive off of rosie's blubber

You are trapped in a elevator with al dukes and a gun but the gun is not loaded


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<marquee>"Shes really cool, funny, and she has a great taste in music. the perfect grl."</marquee>

[wilee]

You are trapped in a elevator with al dukes and a gun but the gun is not loadedHe doesn't know that.

Returning from hunting, your truck gets stuck in the middle of nowhere and its snowing like a somabitch.

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[Recyclerz]

Returning from hunting, your truck gets stuck in the middle of nowhere and its snowing like a somabitch. <P>
The deer on your roof is a doe & is kinda pretty... <P>
Your psychiatrist prescribes you Prozac and while your mood improves you can't have an orgasm. <P>
He/she adds Anafranil to your mood enhancing cocktail and now you can have a happy ending whenever Wonderboy or Billy are on the radio :-) That one is for the Chairman and HK <P>
You sold all your stocks this morning <P>
<P>

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. :-)

[bigbaldirish]

no more criminals from the 1800's are stuck in the middle of town
(that was tough)

Killer bees have circled your home and you are only armed with one can of raid

[The Chairman]

Killer bees have circled your home and you are only armed with one can of raid

As long as you're in your house you're still safe. If Tony Soprano comes over asking questions, you hope the bees attack him before he gets in. If not, you can spray the Raid in Tony's face when he starts attacking you and hopefully you fight better than Ralphie did.

The Vicodins you're addicted to work great for the pain and give you a great buzz, but you haven't been able to take a shit in two weeks.



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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[The Chairman]

He/she adds Anafranil to your mood enhancing cocktail and now you can have a happy ending whenever Wonderboy or Billy are on the radio That one is for the Chairman and HK

OK - please skip this message as part of the game and someone please let me know the protocol for responding to someone who says something in a thread but you're not adding to the game (I added a post to the game but wanted to respond to Recyclerz comment).

Thanks for the "shout out". Interesting reply. Anafranil causes the most ejaculatory disturbances of all drugs, might as well be used as male birth control. In fact, it was indicated for premature ejaculation before Prozac was. Interestingly, Clomipramine (Anafranil is the brand name) is prescribed mostly now to...DOGS! Vets prescribe Clomipramine to dogs with "separation anxiety disorder", i.e. dogs that freak out when their
master(s) leave home and pee on the rug, won't start barking, destroy the furniture, etc. Studies conducted at Tufts Veterinary School showed that when such dogs were given Anafranil, they stopped their destructive behavior. There was even a segment on it on 20/20 a year ago. The drug, used for dogs, is called "Clomicalm". No word yet on whether the male fidos are able to perform the money shot, but them being dogs and all I hope they can. Also interesting, the term "boner" comes from the fact that dogs, unlike humans, actually have a bone in their penis. Once a male dog starts having sex with a bitch, (called "locked") it can't "unlock" until it ejaculates. Trying to separate dogs before the male dog comes may result in it having its penis actually broken. So imagine if Anafranil actually did impair the male dogs ability to come. That would probably result in both dogs having sex so long, they might die from exhaustion. Interesting possibility.

Another aside: the term "screw" as applied to sex comes from the fact that a male pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew. It is also really long and really skinny and some people dry them out and you can buy them laminated as walking canes down South.

The Chairman
AKA "The King of Useless Information and Long Posts"


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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...


This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 11-29-02 @ 5:01 PM

[bigbaldirish]

You don't have to buy anymore tp

while doing spy work for the CIA, you come across your wife screwing a used car salesman.

to the chairman... king of useless information. Useless information is always welcome in my book. keep it up so i can pass it along