Like sands through the hour glass...

[CowBoyJoka]

All of this might sound fake to you, but rest assured I would love for it to be fake. It all started about a week ago with "the one that got away". The girl I'm head over heels for moves about three states west. Haven't heard from her yet. Then a couple days later my best friend sleeps with the girl I just broke up with about a week ago. Four days later, a psycho ex who stalks me, approaches me in the parking lot after work and starts crying about how she doesn't want anyone else but me and she's dying to get back together. Quite the action packed week I know. I'm thinking of starting a series. If anyone else has something to add to my "mini-soap". Feel free to give me ideas. Nothing fake however. Only real life experiences like the few I just explained.

If at first you don't succeed, try another girl!!

[Sheeplovr]

shame on u i wanted to talk about days of our lives

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Jennitalia]

yeah, me too. i was wondering what bo & hope were up to these days

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[Noellevious]

i was wondering what bo & hope were up to these days

At the moment, they're happy. Hey, shouldn't RF Mark be in this thread??

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"I dig amputee chicks." - Ron

<marquee>SNUFF THE ROOSTER AND FACE MY WRATH!
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"Today was a good day, tomorrow should be one too! Let's look forward to it." - Fez

[sunndoggy8]

I thought I saw something in a commercial about Stefano returning...but it was a different guy playing the good ole Phoenix.

But if he returns, then so does Rolf, and that means excitement and great fun.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

and i thought I had too much free time... and
cowboy joka, jesus christ, u should become the
second unibomber, that all sucks. (i am not
suggesting terrorism, just moving to the woods to
lead a secluded life in a shak hating everything.)

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[CowBoyJoka]

Maybe not the unabomber, but quite possibly an author. Lord knows I have enough material. It would strictly be non-fiction of course.

While I'm not a psychologist or a psychiatrist, I have done it to a lot of ladies. So I have a degree in Tang as it were.

[Jobberific]

psycho ex who stalks me, approaches me in the parking lot after work


Please, just give me one more chance. And don't call me psycho, I just love you too much,

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

[sexy bastard]

I was wondering how in the blue hell tony dimera is back on days
lol

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the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

[CowBoyJoka]

You know what's bizarre Jobberific, is that's damn near exact to our conversation. Sounds like you have some experience to add to the novel.

While I'm not a psychologist or a psychiatrist, I have done it to a lot of ladies. So I have a degree in Tang as it were.