TheMojoPin
06-15-2002, 08:48 PM
Congratulations, Scrooge McDuck. You are now the shows villain/heel/whipping boy/listener's bitch/WHATEVER Al was when he was on the show (On, off, whatever, his role has changed), YOU get be all that and then some. At least with Al, when he did or said or something you disliked, you could at least make yourself feel better by thinking, "well, as shitty as Al is, at the end of the day, I'm better than that." With you, it'll be like, "FUCK, that prick sucks on-air, is a dick, can't get the Big Ass Cards out, but he gets to go home and sleep on a big pile of money each night. I HATE him." THAT'S hatred...REAL hatred. Resentment. Jealous, bitter loathing. Sure, Rory, sounds like he cans produce rings around Al (Whether he actually can, bit-shmit, whatever, that's how it's been played out and I calls 'em like I hears 'em), but he's going into a world of pain that Al barely even tasted. I'm trembling with excitement just thinking about it. Look at these nipples, bitch...LOOOOOK AT THEM!!!
"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP
"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP