Earth2RON
06-15-2002, 12:32 AM
i think it belongs here sorry mods.i dont want a as beating:)you guys are pretty smart,so i think one of you would have seen this riddle before.
Can you solve thr riddle at the end?
Paul Harvey Writes:
We tried so hard to make things better for
our kids that we
made them worse.
For my grandchildren, I'd like better.
I'd really like for them to know about hand
me
down clothes and
homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf
sandwiches. I really would.
I hope you learn humility by being
humiliated,
learn honesty by being cheated.
I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow
the lawn and wash the car.
And I really hope nobody gives you a brand
new car when you are
sixteen.
It will be good if at least one time you can
see puppies born
and your old dog put to sleep.
I hope you get a black eye fighting for
something you believe in.
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your
younger
brother/sister.
And it's all right if you have to draw a line
down
the middle of
the room,but when he wants to crawl under the
covers with you because he's
scared, hope you let him.
When you want to see a movie and your little
brother/sister
wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.
I hope you have to walk uphill to school with
your
friends and
that you live in a town where you can do it
safely.
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I
hope you don't
ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so
you
won't be seen riding
with someone as uncool as your Mom.
if you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad
teaches
you how to
make one instead of buying one.
I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read
books.
When you learn to use computers, I hope you
also
learn to add
and subtract in your head.
I hope you get teased by your friends when
you
have your first
crush on a boygirl, and when you talk back to
your mother that you learn
what ivory soap tastes like.
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain,
burn
your hand on a
stove and stick your tongue on a frozen
flagpole.
I don't care if you try a beer once, but I
hope
you don't like
it.
And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I
hope
you realize he is
not your friend.
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch
with
your
Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your
Uncle.
May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy
during
the
holidays.
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw
a
baseball
through your neighbor's window and that she
hugs
you and kisses you at
Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a
plaster mold of
your hand.
These things I wish for you - tough times and
disappointment,
hard work and happiness. To me, it's the only
way
to appreciate
life.
Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I'm
here
for you. And
if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and
wait
for you.
Send this to all of your friends. We secure
our
friends, not by
accepting favors, but by doing them.
Paul Harvey RIDDLE:
When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten
kids
got the
answer, compare to 17% of Stanford University
seniors.
What is greater than God, More evil than the
devil, The poor
have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it,
you'll die?
P.S. You won't believe this, but this really
does
give you the
answer
Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/earthbond.jpg">
"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"
"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"
Can you solve thr riddle at the end?
Paul Harvey Writes:
We tried so hard to make things better for
our kids that we
made them worse.
For my grandchildren, I'd like better.
I'd really like for them to know about hand
me
down clothes and
homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf
sandwiches. I really would.
I hope you learn humility by being
humiliated,
learn honesty by being cheated.
I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow
the lawn and wash the car.
And I really hope nobody gives you a brand
new car when you are
sixteen.
It will be good if at least one time you can
see puppies born
and your old dog put to sleep.
I hope you get a black eye fighting for
something you believe in.
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your
younger
brother/sister.
And it's all right if you have to draw a line
down
the middle of
the room,but when he wants to crawl under the
covers with you because he's
scared, hope you let him.
When you want to see a movie and your little
brother/sister
wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.
I hope you have to walk uphill to school with
your
friends and
that you live in a town where you can do it
safely.
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I
hope you don't
ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so
you
won't be seen riding
with someone as uncool as your Mom.
if you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad
teaches
you how to
make one instead of buying one.
I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read
books.
When you learn to use computers, I hope you
also
learn to add
and subtract in your head.
I hope you get teased by your friends when
you
have your first
crush on a boygirl, and when you talk back to
your mother that you learn
what ivory soap tastes like.
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain,
burn
your hand on a
stove and stick your tongue on a frozen
flagpole.
I don't care if you try a beer once, but I
hope
you don't like
it.
And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I
hope
you realize he is
not your friend.
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch
with
your
Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your
Uncle.
May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy
during
the
holidays.
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw
a
baseball
through your neighbor's window and that she
hugs
you and kisses you at
Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a
plaster mold of
your hand.
These things I wish for you - tough times and
disappointment,
hard work and happiness. To me, it's the only
way
to appreciate
life.
Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I'm
here
for you. And
if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and
wait
for you.
Send this to all of your friends. We secure
our
friends, not by
accepting favors, but by doing them.
Paul Harvey RIDDLE:
When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten
kids
got the
answer, compare to 17% of Stanford University
seniors.
What is greater than God, More evil than the
devil, The poor
have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it,
you'll die?
P.S. You won't believe this, but this really
does
give you the
answer
Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/earthbond.jpg">
"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"
"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"