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Pootertoot
06-14-2002, 07:59 AM
<A HREF=http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020613/ap_wo_en_po/us_man_attacked_1>Woman accused of cutting off man's buttocks, leaving him near death on rural Alabama road</A>

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - A woman enraged at her boyfriend attacked him with a utility knife and cut off nearly all of his buttocks, leaving him near death on a dark, rural road, a prosecutor said Thursday.


The injuries were so severe investigators initially believed the victim was sexually tortured and dragged behind a car in a possible hate crime.

The man has not fully described what happened to police, but they said they believe his girlfriend acted alone. She was arrested Wednesday and charged with attempted murder.

"The gruesome nature of the injuries is almost mind-boggling," said District Attorney Chris McCool. "With the trauma of the attack, how do you talk about that?"

Kimberly King, 26, of Aliceville was jailed without bail. "This ain't right," she told a TV news crew as she was arrested.

King did not yet have a lawyer Thursday.

King and her boyfriend had been at a bar in Mississippi late Saturday or early Sunday, McCool said. They left separately after an argument.

Police said she pulled up behind his vehicle on an isolated highway near Aliceville, and began stabbing him with a large knife. When he fell, "she got down on him and just started cutting," McCool said.

The victim, Rodney Outlaw, 25, regained consciousness some time later, and drove about nine miles (15 kilometers) to the nearest home. He remained hospitalized Thursday.

Aliceville is about 80 miles (130 kilometers) southwest of Birmingham


Okay, I can imagine that SOMEHOW he let the girl get the one buttock off...but if a woman manages to get BOTH buttocks off of you, then you sir are not a man. You have upper body strength on your side!


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Michael Fury
06-14-2002, 08:05 AM
And southerners wonder why northerners make fun of them?




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Jennitalia
06-14-2002, 08:11 AM
now that's creative!

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A.J.
06-14-2002, 08:21 AM
The victim, Rodney Outlaw, 25, regained consciousness some time later, and drove about nine miles (15 kilometers) to the nearest home.


I hope his car had good shocks.

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Butters
06-14-2002, 09:10 AM
He'd better stay on a liquid diet or have good pain killers

Cause it butters

Well thats me

EffMeBoobs
06-14-2002, 09:28 PM
District Attorney Chris McCool


I like the names they chose for the story. Their names would make great headliners for some redneck porno.

Kimberly King, 26, of Aliceville


Another porn star name.....from a porn star town.

The victim, Rodney Outlaw, 25


Watch Rodney Outlaw shove his rod deep within for some injun lovin'.

drove about nine miles (15 kilometers)

Aliceville is about 80 miles (130 kilometers) southwest of Birmingham


Now was it REALLY necessary to insert the kilometers conversion?

Oh and it's nice to know she cut off all of his buttocks. Now make sure you cover all your buttocks when you go to sleep, ya hear?

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ADF
06-15-2002, 11:09 AM
The guy probably deserved it. He sounds like a huge asshole.

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wilee
06-17-2002, 08:08 AM
Hmmm... Sleep on your stomach, get your but sliced off. Sleep on your back get "Bobbitized". Losing proposition either way.

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Now Im Starvin
06-17-2002, 10:23 AM
Here's a solution. After your done getting your nut off kick her out. You'll wake up with you junk intact and your ass should be fine. If you're married, have seperate bedrooms and lock your door. The secret to a successful marriage.

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Poopsyc
06-18-2002, 09:21 AM
I think it finally happening. Women all over the world are getting fed up with their men. There have been reports of women in the east castrating their men and throwing the remains in the fields.

WARNING to MEN!!!!
The next time you're thinking about shitting on your women, you better think again cause you might just wake up with something missing.


It gives a whole new meaning to "I'm gonna get yo ass"

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This message was edited by Poopsyc on 6-18-02 @ 1:28 PM