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Hawiian shirt craig
06-13-2002, 10:44 AM
i have to go with anal impalement. i know the can
of text filth i just opened, go nuts guys.......

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RF Godfather
06-13-2002, 10:47 AM
Going to a Vous event and listening to D&M while being probed by Aliens in New Mexico!

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Pootertoot
06-13-2002, 10:59 AM
Being forcefed sand until you starve to death?

Or just being flayed alive and salted liberally.

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Butters
06-13-2002, 11:57 AM
Being pecked to death by woodpeckers and huming birds

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Arienette
06-13-2002, 01:08 PM
locked in a box and dropped to the bottom of the ocean until you run out of air or it fills with water (what would i do without joss whedon?)

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sunndoggy8
06-13-2002, 02:12 PM
Arienette, isn't he still supposed to be alive though, even though he's at the bottom of the ocean? He's immortal after all.

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CaptClown
06-13-2002, 02:29 PM
Diarrhea

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Lulu
06-13-2002, 02:40 PM
being slowly covered by lava.

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McNabbShouldDie
06-13-2002, 04:03 PM
falling off a REALLY high cliff cuz u have all that time to think aboot this:


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FezWad
06-13-2002, 04:13 PM
I would say getting hit by a tire that flew off someones car...That would suck...



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Yerdaddy
06-13-2002, 04:25 PM
two words: Billy's asscrack

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Green Lantern
06-13-2002, 04:37 PM
Being eaten alive by a shark.

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MunkeyCorpse
06-13-2002, 04:46 PM
Getting cut in half by a razor. starting from your chest and going down. and then breaking your wind pipe so that u suffacate in the worst way. suffication itself has to be the worst way to go.

MunkeyCorpse
06-13-2002, 04:49 PM
Also getting the flesh eating virus. that has to be brutal, being eaten alive by little shits.

DarkHippie
06-13-2002, 04:52 PM
with regrets

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Tazz
06-13-2002, 05:10 PM
Anything that involves burning to death. Whether its burning at the stake, or Lulu's lava idea.

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CYYYFYYY
06-13-2002, 08:14 PM
WOW WHAT AN ORIGINAL POST!!!!! I JUST DID A
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JimboSHU
06-13-2002, 09:19 PM
A heart attack or stroke while masturbating and not being able to complete. Bad because you didn't finish and also because that's not a great way to be found dead; alone looking at some porn with mule in hand.

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Earth2RON
06-13-2002, 10:03 PM
worst way to die
1)knowing when you are going to die
2)in a fire
3)drowning
4)accidental
5)during sex:)


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cozmokramer
06-13-2002, 10:12 PM
There was some Chinese torture thing that would be brutal and they leen your head back and have water droplets fall on you until you eventually drown.

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Ryan the Great
06-14-2002, 12:20 AM
5)during sex

no way dude! thats probably the best way to die! i know if i got to choose how i died, aside from in my sleep, it would be while having sex.

I would have to say leprocy, rabies, smallpox or drowning.

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Arienette
06-14-2002, 05:16 AM
Arienette, isn't he still supposed to be alive though, even though he's at the bottom of the ocean? He's immortal after all.oh yeah, absolutely. however, if it was me in there, i dont think i would be so lucky... or unlucky, depending on your point of view.

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i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

Pootertoot
06-14-2002, 07:16 AM
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Arienette, isn't he still supposed to be alive though, even though he's at the bottom of the ocean? He's immortal after all.
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oh yeah, absolutely. however, if it was me in there, i dont think i would be so lucky... or unlucky, depending on your point of view.



Is this more gay buffy stuff? If so, how pathetic can you be if you're immortal and you can't get out of a damn box?

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