the worlds worst roomate

[Hawiian shirt craig]

top this, a chinese kid (exchange student) with a
bad habit of not showering, and a girl freind who
jsut sat there yelling his name while he played
counterstrike at full volume at 3 am... LU FENG LU
FENG LU FENG. all of this in a SUNY albany dorm
room with bars on the windows to keep people out.
i cant forget his pet, ming. ming slept on our hard
tile floor most nights, and was always 3 steps
behind lu feng on the academic podium (where
classes are). AND he would fuck his girl with me in
the room, until i stoped them. BEAT
THAT!!!!!!!!!!

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[jt marlin]

heres what you do, buy a necklace of ears and wear it all day he'll move out for sure

[ADF]

heres what you do, buy a necklace of ears and wear it all day he'll move out for sure


People pick the strangest things to talk about for their first post.

I had a roommate who would stand in front of his stereo and play air guitar to that "I fucked a goat" Metallica song. He called it "exercise." He'd talk about parts that he was going to add to his truck all day long. At night, he'd call up his fiance in the Philippines and run up huge phone bills.

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[angrymissy]

SUNY Albany dorms are hell on earth! My fiance goes there - I refuse to sleep in the dorms when I visit - I always stay in a hotel. The last time I slept in the dorms, I woke up and saw that someone had used a black marker to write "pussy" all over the hallways.

What dorm were you in craig? he was in the towers this year

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[Garfield]

tell him that when you eat rotisserie chicken, you keep the bones under your bed, but when you have 6 they make you throw them out.

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[Aggie]

I can't beat that, but I had psycho roomate my freshman year. She was very out there and didn't really have friends, so she felt she could adopt mine. She would literally follow me out of the room without asking to come, assuming she could tag along. Then if we were chilling in one of my friends rooms and she wasn't talking, she would yell at me for not including her in the conversation. Then she started being rude to my friends and not giving me messages...I was never in the room. I just went when she was gone. Crazy!! I got a single room for the rest of the year.

Second year wasn't bad, just annoying. Hick girl from Texarkana who wore belt buckles and hats everyday, went to bed at 11 pm every night (wanted it quiet with lights out) and she LOVED Chuck Norris. We had his poster and George Strait and a NASCAR poster. Ugh, I love living alone!! :)

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

i was in colonial tower.... albany is the worst city...
they're too stupid ot apreciate OnA. imagine that. i
am going up to plattsburgh, better mass com
program. but thats the best u guys can do??
jesus. i want war stories... PRIVATE JOKER SHOW
ME YOUR WAR FACE!!! AHHHH!!!!!! GOD DAMN IT
PRIVATE PILE, WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR
MALFUNCITON!?!?!?!?!?!?

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
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[Death Metal Moe]

So, did you run a batch?

EVIL REIGNS!!!

Sig Pic is FUCKING BUSTED!!

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[Jennitalia]

i was living with my ex boyfriend, and we broke up a couple of years ago. i ended up moving in with this girl i used to work with who i had become friendly with. she was always on the overly sensitive side, but i didnt know how bad it was until it was too late.
we were moving into an apartment in the same building as my mom, who i was living with until the apartment was ready.
the night before we were going to move in, she wanted me to help her pack, but i made other plans instead. she left 5 messages on my machine that night, 2 in which she was hysterically crying cuz she was worried about me. a friend of mine who worked with us and who went to high school with her was over, and he told me she spent time in a mental hospital for pushing her mom thru a glass door.
when we moved in, we had to use her stuff cuz it was all new (she was getting divorced after 9 months of marriage). so basically, everything in the apartment was hers. if she went out, she'd constantly call me to see if i was ok. she'd get very upset if i was in my room and not with her. she'd cry when we went out and if they skipped over the songs she played in the jukebox or if we went to karaoke, she'd get pissy if we didnt sit there and focus our attention on her when she sang.
she'd leave her crotch rag hanging in the bathroom, and walk around in just a tshirt (she weighs over two fiddy). she thought that riding her stationery bike for 10 minutes twice a week was a good workout, and when she lost 15 pounds, she'd lift up her shirt to show (i still have nightmares about it).


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[DarkHippie]

heres what you do, buy a necklace of ears and wear it all day he'll move out for sure
best post ever!!! welcome to the board!!!

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[JustJon]

I can't think of any stories right now, but I went to albany for 2.5 years. I lived in State Tower, then a low state building, then a low colonial building. The dorms didn't completely suck, if you didn't live in Dutch (the ghetto quad)

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[A.J.]

she spent time in a mental hospital for pushing her mom thru a glass door


she weighs over two fiddy


Fat AND psycho? I think I'm smitten!

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[angrymissy]

he was on colonial tower too - 11th floor i think

in his old dorm, everynight when the buses dropped the drunk kids off at 4AM - theyd attack a garbage can outside his room. They'd try to beat the shit out of it.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

well i was on the 4th floor, much louder. i was
usaully trying to attack those guys myself...
someone has to defend garbage cans..

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[JerryTaker]

Jenni, you may have been living with an ex of mine....

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[ADF]

she'd leave her crotch rag hanging in the bathroom


What the hell is a "crotch rag"?

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[Jennitalia]

ah, young Sheepie...a crotch rag was a separate wash cloth that the cunt used to wash her tookie.

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[JustJon]

looks like Jen fell into ADFan's trap... that's not Sheepy...

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[Jennitalia]

i shouldve figured that out by the correct spelling. so yeah, as stupid as it is to have someone else's sig, i guess he got me good.


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[Doogie]

We had his poster and George Strait and a NASCAR poster


Did she have a fiancee that was her brother??

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[Knowledged_one]

My roomate much worse:
First he pissed in cups because he was to lazy to walk to the bathroom which was 5 steps from his bedroom door, and not just one cup but like 10 that he would leave in his room for a week till he cleaned them.
2. Instead of wasing dishes, he would take a dirty plate and wrap it in tinfoil, and then rewrap more tinfoil over the dirty tinfoil the next time he ate.
3. I woke up one time at 4 in the morning, and he was in my room on my computer, chatting with some girl and spanking
and lastly
he stole from my bags of doobage

thats all i can think of now

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[Michael Fury]

My old roommate was a freak. He slept with a Big Bird doll. The guy never studied - he claimed to be majoring in something called "gettin' some". He failed out after his first year, as his GPA was lower than his blood alcohol level.





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