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Gvac
06-11-2002, 02:55 AM
Using Booze and Breasts to Get Voters




PRAGUE (Reuters) - Czech voters are having to make some hard election choices -- should they support the party offering free alcohol or the one using topless women in its campaign?

With the Christian Democrats handing out free shots of plum brandy in the Moravian town of Valasske Mezirici during a weekend election rally, the Communist party had to quickly change its strategy for a meeting in the same town square.

Soon the party had five topless women handing out campaign literature, forcing people to decide between a free shot and a free peek.

"This is something completely new. And it's nice," the daily Pravo quoted one eyewitness as saying. The paper did not say which party the man would vote for.

The centrist Christian Democrats have teamed up with the center-right Freedom Union to form the Coalition in the June 14-15 general election. They are currently polling at around 15 percent.

The communists are slightly ahead of the Coalition in the polls, running at around 18 percent.





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AppleBoy
06-11-2002, 04:49 AM
Something I thought I'd never see - an election where everybody wins.

jestah
06-11-2002, 04:58 AM
perhaps I'm just being judgemental on this but Plum brandy? What is this the election of shits and giggles?

blakjeezis
06-11-2002, 08:46 AM
I attempted to come up with a humorous use of 'hanging chad' to post in this thread, but couldn't. Does it still work, or have the days of the 2000 Presidential election debacle being funny passed? Either way, I vote for tits over shots anytime. Even if they are dirty commie pinkos.

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Arg-0 Eng-1 Whaddya got now ya cheatin' ass, coke head, Argentinian DOUCHEBAG. 'Hand of God' my ass!!!

JustJon
06-11-2002, 10:15 AM
Chiccolina for Italia!

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