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PanterA
06-10-2002, 08:28 PM
For about 10 months now I've been doing the same route at my job. I empty all the blue mail boxes in an area of Queens. Now for the past few months I've been getting strange letters in a few of the boxes. I know they are all from the same person because of the handwriting. Now I also know this is not meant for me in particular to read. It's basically someone very darraigned that just wants people to read his madness without having to say them him/or herself. I thought it would be fun for everyone to read how crazy some people can be. I run into a lot of wackos with this job, they all seem to want to talk to the mail man, it's very bazaar!

Now along with the same handwriting I know it's the same person because every letter is either on an index card, on the back of OTB forms, or (my favorite) on newspaper clipping neatly cut out of the papers with comments and arrows points at what he/she is commenting on. BUT wait there's more! Along with the handwriting, and his/her choice of stationary, he/she also uses 3 different writing utensils threw out his/her writings. It goes from pencil to blue ink to red ink, and in some there is black ink and even light blue ink, all in the same paragraph!! I'll change the font colors as i type out his writings to show you where he changes from pencil to blue to red. (gray is pencil)

Now remember this is the views of this one person, NOT mine. And this is EXACTLY how it's written I typed it out EXACTLY how it is on the index card. I changed nothing, and even misspelled the same words. SO here is the first one I've taken home. If you find this fun I'll take them home from now on and post them.

<font color=gray>It's amazing that no one has seen Bill or Hillary Clinton go in, or out of their church since they pulled the phony scene, carrying a bible</font> <font color=blue>going to church, when the sleazebag Bill Clinton got in trouble with Monica Wilensky scandal</font> <font color=red>. Yet phony slime like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who pretend to be religious, like the phony Clintons, con and get good sincere religious blacks, and make fools of them to support the evil phony Clintons</font><font color=blue>. Bill and Hillary Clinton and all their evil forces have done alot to try to destroy Christianity behind the scenes, not just in America but in the whole world, Having Muslims do their dirty work supplying guns to the Muslims to kill millions of Christians around the world, but mostly in Africa, where in one country alone</font><font color=gray>, where the Clintons gave millions of dollars in guns to Muslims, to kill over 3 million black Catholics for the Clintons</font><font color=red>. Why is it so many blacks have become so stupid and blind to see how evil the Clintons are when they let self serving slime like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who get paid off by the Clintons to make blacks kiss the Clintons ass</font><font color=blue>. The same Clintons who keep Drugs in these poor black neighborhoods, to have the poor to live in fear.</font> <font color=red>As a black women who cares for all my American sisters and brothers</font><font color=blue>. I tell all blacks wake up before it's to late, and dont let these liberals seperate us we are all americans. When we take pride in ourselves and work hard to achieve our goals, we will all do good and be prosperous. THE CLINTONS ARE EVIL, AND ARE ALL AMERICANS ENEMYS</font>

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ADF
06-10-2002, 08:45 PM
That guy's two tomatoes short of a BLT. Sure, they sell some guns, but they're really just air pistols. And those LSD tabs they sell are really just some torn up notebook paper that's been wadded up in Bill's sweaty pocket for a week.

Reading that letter makes my eyes hurt. Still, post more letters.

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Jobberific
06-10-2002, 08:47 PM
Dude, work for the post office too, and I gotta reccommend you turning those notes over to your supervisor. Of course I's make photocopies of them first.

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erole
06-10-2002, 08:56 PM
$100 says he's a republican.
That is one messed up hombre.
At first, I thought you were psychotic to take all this time to pull out the letters, type them up perfectly, and change the colors. Now I just think you're taking hits.
This is actually kinda interesting. That's one wacko son of a bitch. Are the letters in envelopes or just thrown in there?

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Death Metal Moe
06-10-2002, 08:57 PM
Oh, sorry pantera. I was trying to get that stuff to Ross Perot. He's the secret leader of my group. What? Did I not put enough Postage on it?

But seriously, that's weird that it's just in the mail. I guess they feel that SOMEONE will read it. And you did!

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PanterA
06-10-2002, 09:20 PM
Are the letters in envelopes or just thrown in there?Like i said, these notes are loose in the mail. There's no postage and mostly on index cards. They're also not all about The Clintons. I'm going to post them from now on.

BTW my supervisor would just chuck them in the trash. This person is obviously wacked out.

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sexy bastard
06-10-2002, 09:21 PM
shit my bad pantera I never put my return address on my mail
sorry my bad
lol

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This message was edited by sexy bastard on 6-11-02 @ 1:22 AM

TheGameHHH
06-10-2002, 09:54 PM
That was too funny, keep them comming <P>


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blakjeezis
06-11-2002, 06:29 AM
Fear not, Moe. It shall return, it shall return.

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Hosp
06-11-2002, 06:46 AM
Didn't it say that it was a black woman somewhere in there?

And with the red background it's almost impossible to read. But still quite disturbing.

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Gwen
06-11-2002, 08:20 AM
As a black women who cares for all my American sisters and brothers. I tell all blacks wake up before it's to late


Once again, hosp beats me to my comment. Its a black woman. A minority minority.

You should save these and make a book. I bet you its a best seller.

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wilee
06-11-2002, 08:59 AM
Was this addressed to anyone in particular or just thrown in as some kind of card? I told Crazy Pete that they had to have addresses on them or they wouldn't get delivered.

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PanterA
06-11-2002, 09:07 AM
Yes it said in there that it is a black chick, but from reading other comments, it doesnt match up.

Remember these are not addressed letters they are writtings of some wacko and put into a mailbox.

I got another daisy today. This one is about war with Bin Laden. I'll post it when i get home from work.

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Se7en
06-11-2002, 09:20 AM
What's so crazy about those letters?

I mean, this person IS correct. The Clintons ARE evil and Jesse Jackson / Al Sharpton ARE slimeballs.

I mean, c'mon, you don't have to be a republican to realize that.

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erole
06-11-2002, 09:24 AM
crazy Aunt Jemima.

Zipgun
06-11-2002, 02:37 PM
Remember these are not addressed letters they are writtings of some wacko and put into a mailbox.




Does that no longer make it a Federal Offense?

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PanterA
06-11-2002, 03:55 PM
Does that no longer make it a Federal Offense? No, i'm supposed to throw away all the trash in the mailboxes. This stuff is trash, and in noway mail.

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Zipgun
06-11-2002, 04:26 PM
That's good.


Hmmm.......now I have an idea.

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