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erole

06-10-2002, 01:54 PM

~I'd pay off radio stations to stop playing If I had a Million Dollars
~Get the car I always wanted
~Buy a potters wheel and make pottery for the rest of my life
~Visit Italy, Alaska, and a ton of other places
~Invest a bulk of it so that I have more money for myself and family

~Minimize Christy's Vacation
~Member of the Pod Secret Society
~Coven Pimp Pootytang
~Proud to be on the Tenatious C crush list
~All around nice guy and wise ass

Lulu

06-10-2002, 02:00 PM

-move to norway
-visit japan
-learn how to draw
-buy lots and lots of stuff
-get a pet tiger (roar)
and some other good stuff like that.

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JustJon

06-10-2002, 02:08 PM

I'd be rich

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Aggie

06-10-2002, 02:10 PM

I'd be rich
Damn u Justjon! You stole my Bare Naked Ladies reference...grrrrr.

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erole

06-10-2002, 05:35 PM

JustJon rules. That was the only post today that I laughed aloud! 
Lulu, if you get a million dollars, hire me to teach you how to draw............actually, I would do it for a 2 liter of Barqs Rootbeer. forgot one: ~I'd buy Aggie an assortment of blue outfits 

~Minimize Christy's Vacation
~Member of the Pod Secret Society
~Coven Pimp Pootytang
~Proud to be on the Tenatious C crush list
~All around nice guy and wise ass

A.J.

06-10-2002, 06:01 PM

...the government would take half.

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Death Metal Moe

06-10-2002, 06:01 PM

Justjon: STILL the king of the shortest, funniest, most sarcastic posts of all time.

Anyway, I'd build a house with a recording studio in it, and invest. I KNOW everyone says that, But I would try my HARDEST NOT to spend it all quickly! I'd like to make my fortune last!

Then, I'd hire an elite team to "eliminate" Don and Mike"

Give them AIDS, Please!

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jamesdiggy

06-10-2002, 06:09 PM

I'd keep all the lights on, the faucet running, the refrigerator door open, and just laugh maniacally.

Jeers to me, Nerts on you!

sexy bastard

06-16-2002, 09:01 PM

I would buy a house in san diego, miami, seatlle, chicago, and houston texas

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Jobberific

06-16-2002, 11:42 PM

~I'd never speak to you assholes again!!

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

nellie

06-17-2002, 05:37 AM

-get a computer
-move out
-buy a house
-travel

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fatty

06-17-2002, 05:44 AM

los drugas para fatty.

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Give us AIDS, please!

Aggie

06-17-2002, 05:52 AM

I'd buy luxury boxes in all my favorite team's stadiums so I can see them WHENEVER I want!! :)

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Butters

06-17-2002, 11:39 AM

~move away,far away and build a giant robot and destroy france I HATE FRANCE~

Cause its butters

Well thats me

Rev

06-17-2002, 11:47 PM

Feed starving children in 3rd world countries.

NOT!... muahahahaha!!!

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Rev

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DarkHippie

06-18-2002, 07:48 AM

i would invest in real estate in upstate new york, especially the finger lakes, ulster county, dutchess county, and sullivan county(i predict a real estate explosion within 5-10 years)

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Spoil-Sport

06-18-2002, 08:13 AM

I'd double Ron & Fez' salary and put them on before and after O&A.

Hawiian shirt craig

06-18-2002, 10:49 AM

i would first buy an audi TT. then i would buy a one
hour block everyday between OnA and RnF. i would
just make funny noises and gurgle, then for my
finale i would make fun of poor people!!!!!

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DroopyGirl

06-18-2002, 10:52 AM

I would get a private jet and a cute pilot..

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Spoil-Sport

06-21-2002, 11:40 AM

Holy Shit!!!! I posted the following on Tuesday:

"I'd double Ron & Fez' salary and put them on before and after O&A"

O&A announced that's exactly what's happening the nex 2-3 weeks.

Time to use these new found powers for an even greater good...If I had a million dollars I'd capture Osama bin Laden.

This message was edited by nunz21 on 6-21-02 @ 3:42 PM

TheKnicks23

06-21-2002, 02:36 PM

-get a tivo
- buy every video game in stores today