Some Arab wanted to F me in my ass!

[Death Metal Moe]

So I get a call from my grandparents that they broke down at a local Exxon. So when I get there, I find out that some old guy that runs the station acted like he didn't speak English, and was very rude to them.

So I brought a gas can, and it turned out that they just ran out of gas. Against my wishes, my grandparents wanted to fill up at that Exxon, just to be safe, and have a full tank of gas. So after they were full, I took their money, and asked them to drive away.

So I threw the money at the old Fuck, and told him that if I ever heard he was mean to my grandparents again, I'd come back and Kick his Fucking Ass.

And a MIRACLE happened! He suddenly learned to speak English! And it seems he's very familiar with the curse words of our language! This is when he calls me a Motherfucker, and he'll Fuck me in my Ass. HA!

So as I walked away laughing at him, he yelled more crap, and I basically just yelled some shit about sucking me dry at him as I drove away.

Now I don't think I'm a tough guy for threatening a 50+ year old man, but NO ONE treats my grandparents like that and gets away with it!

But the strangest thing is that of all the English phrases he SHOULD know, he knows enough to say he's gonna Fuck me in my Ass?

Ewwwwwwwwww.......

Thoughts? Anyone else have problems with little pricks like that??

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[Yerdaddy]

Just a question: Did he have the name Mujibur Tyson embroidered on his Exxon uniform? Cuz you might not want your sister to go there for gas either.

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[furie]

This is when he calls me
a Motherfucker, and he'll Fuck me
in my Ass.


So, did that get you hot?



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[ChrisTheCop]

Congrats on sticking up for your grandparents. That guy sounds like an ass, and probably deserved more than u gave him. You handled it very well. BUT--you made your grandparents PAY for the gas???

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[Rev]

Anal sex + Gas...
never a good combination.

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Rev

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[Doogie]

What would have brought a happy ending to the story though is after your grnaparents pulled away you took the dispenser for gas off. Turned it on then sprayed the bastard with it. Then for the grand finale you lit a match and uttered the phrase "How about a little fire scarecrow??". That is the ending that I wanna read about...

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[AppleBoy]

I thought they only fucked camels in the ass. Maybe he's having a slow week.

[FUNKMAN]

at least he didn't call you a "fargin icehole"
That guy in Johnny Dangerously was pretty funny
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[Garfield]

One time my girl was at a gas station and she saked for 5 regular, the guy gives her ten and my girl says "I asked for five!" he says "No no" and then proceeds to go into her purse to get her CC. I was so pissed that day I said " Why didnt you call the cops?"

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[Death Metal Moe]

I would have loved to kill him right there, but like I said, he was an old man, and I felt it was about time to stop screaming profanity at him. I got him pretty good.

And the only reason my grandparents paid for the gas is because I left my house as quickly as possible, and forgot my money clip. I don't keep my money in my wallet anymore.

And no Furie, Anal with me as the catcher does NOT get me hot. I can give you the address if you're into it.

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[JustJon]

If we threatened Moe's gramps and Hosp's niece, we'd have an invincible tag team.


And she should have closed the window on the fucker who tried to take her cc, then called the cops.

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