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Earth2RON
06-06-2002, 08:32 PM
How can a man ensure deity status in the bed?
from what i know a man has to know how to go with the flow,and he also has too be able to adapt to any situation.for example if the female screams out"fuck me"while making love he must be able to react with out thinking.a female once told me that she loves it when a guy is able to go a secong round during sex.
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Jennitalia
06-07-2002, 07:29 AM
I like a guy who isn't finished once he finishes :)
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JerseyRich
06-07-2002, 08:12 AM
A helpful hint...Pop Rocks Rule.
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DarkHippie
06-07-2002, 08:19 AM
i hear immaculate conception is one way, but where's the fun in that?
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wilee
06-07-2002, 08:25 AM
Ride in on a chariot of fire.
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erole
06-07-2002, 08:32 AM
things that helped me achieve some sort of status...mixing it up, the element of surprise, knowing when to slow down and when to pick it up, changing positions and still staying
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
06-07-2002, 01:16 PM
I've always thought there is WAY TOO MUCH pressure on the guy to perform. Hey, sometimes nerves get the best of you, especially when the relationship is new. My advice: be proficient at ORAL! Always a PLUS!!!
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Earth2RON
06-07-2002, 01:37 PM
be proficient at ORAL
check please:)
black guys dont eat puss* unless it has hot sauce on it!
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