My Cat Pickle...and why I love her.

[JerseyRich]

This is my cat Pickle. She is fat. She sleeps like this all the time. She likes to listen to Ron and Fez with me...
She is the BEST cat in the world. There is none more gooder.
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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 6-6-02 @ 10:28 PM

[Jennitalia]

Pickle is such a cool name for a cat!

i have 2 of the best cats in the world.

Marcelli is going to be 7. he's a very fat, orange cat. loves his cookies. he's the most affectionate, friendly cat. every night he comes to bed with me and plops down right next to me resting his head on my hand.
Doodle is 4 and the cutest thing. she knows it too. she loves to squirm around on the ground in front of everyone so they can see how precious she is. she's also very affectionate and cuddly. she'll always sit on my lap or sleep in bed with me.

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[Captain Rooster]

That is waaaaay too hot! Do you ever 69 her?

Um, I mean, cute cat...uh, yeah;)

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[jamesdiggy]

My cat's name is Bates and he just lounges and sleeps and waits to be fed. He's livin' the life.

Jeers to me, Nerts on you!

[JerseyRich]

now thats a pussy!


And with that...I will put an end to the sexual references on this thread right now...thanks.
She's is a hot pussy right?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Hi Pickle,

My name is Otis. I think you are a very pretty kitty. I think I'm in love.

XOXO~
Otis

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Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again

[ShelleBink]

2 cats, shadow and smokey.

shadow is a rocker. i love the lil guy. he's been kickin it with me for almost 10 years now. in fact, he sleeps while i'm online ((which is for hours, we both get our fix)). sure he pisses me off, but i dont know what i'd do without him.

smokey is my gramma's cat. he's a fat bastard. i hate him. he bit me tonight, and he mauled shadow on a whim. i want to kill that kitten.

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[JerseyRich]

My name is Otis. I think you are a very pretty kitty. I think I'm in love.

XOXO~
Otis

For some reason my daddy decided to have my girlie bits yanked out when I was young...So I have no need for your manly parts...But I do like to frolic outside with the butterflies and roll in the grass...
xoxox
Pickle

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[Hosp]

Ask and Jersey Rich delivers. NICE!!!!



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Spanish:Mamamela!
German:Leck mich
French:Mords-le-moi!
Dutch:Kus m'n kont
Japanese:wah-tah-shee-oh-tah-beh-teh

[Jennitalia]

hi, it's doodle again. i had my tookie fixed too, and ever since then, i find myself getting very worked up over my mommy's teddy bears. i love to hump them, it feels soooooo goood. puuuuuuuuurrrrrrr

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[PanterA]

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/gwen2

Hi, my name is Guenhwyvar and i'll rip your manly bits to shreads and tear your butterfly chasing pansy ass to shreads. Leave me alone and nobody gets hurt!

~ Fuck off

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

This message was edited by PanterA on 6-6-02 @ 11:29 PM

[JerseyRich]

Im Sorry Pants...but did you not see the shear size of my pussy...
One death drop off the sofa...and your pussy is dead meat.


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[Hosp]

<h1>CATFIGHT!!!</h1>

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Spanish:Mamamela!
German:Leck mich
French:Mords-le-moi!
Dutch:Kus m'n kont
Japanese:wah-tah-shee-oh-tah-beh-teh

[angrymissy]

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Hello I am Mr. Fredapants.
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I used to be quite manly before mommy got my good parts chopped off. I squired over 10 kittens before then though. can we all play?
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This message was edited by angrymissy on 6-6-02 @ 11:53 PM

[JerseyRich]

can we all play?


Piss off wanker!
There's only room for one pussy around here...and with the shear size of me there is even less room!

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 6-7-02 @ 12:03 AM

[PanterA]

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/gwen3

You don't seem to understand. I'm a savage beast with the claws as sharp as razor blades. I will eat you up then cover your rotting carcass with fresh step! I move like lightening and a bite like a slamming door. I'll hurt you! Now leave me alone before I perform my deadly jugular clamp!!!!!!

FUFUFUFU,

Guen

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[JerseyRich]

Nigger...

Sorry folks...my cat is racist...She doesn't think before she speaks.


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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 6-7-02 @ 12:09 AM

[Hosp]

What? Wow! I'm done.

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Spanish:Mamamela!
German:Leck mich
French:Mords-le-moi!
Dutch:Kus m'n kont
Japanese:wah-tah-shee-oh-tah-beh-teh

[PanterA]

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/gwen4

Learn how to skip a meal you fat shit!

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[Paco]

You tell him yoyo
that bizatch is fat yoyo!

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ju no likey me? Me no likey ju!

[JerseyRich]

uh oh! Now its on! You moolie!

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[angrymissy]

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This message was edited by angrymissy on 6-7-02 @ 12:30 AM

[Hosp]

Is thi a "Loser ends up in the Chinese food thread" match?

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German:Leck mich
French:Mords-le-moi!
Dutch:Kus m'n kont
Japanese:wah-tah-shee-oh-tah-beh-teh

[JerseyRich]

I didn't want to bring her into this...But I have to now...
This is Daisy...Pickle's gansta sista! She is hardcore...and eventhough this pic doesn't show it...She is one mean ass ho! So step off beotch!
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[Paco]

You moolie!

moolie?
im puerto rican! wooooo
puerto rican! wooooooo

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[angrymissy]

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This message was edited by angrymissy on 6-7-02 @ 12:44 AM

[PanterA]

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/gwen

Allow me to show my mane, cant you see that I'm the Queen of the House Cats! I will call upon Morris, God of the Cat. He will give me the power I need to (cat nip) to destroy you weak minded bafoons!!!!!

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[Paco]

I got chikenz yoyo!
chikenz kick yo cats ass yoyo!!!
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[JerseyRich]

We are gonna double team your ass Guen...Watch out for the Flying Gangsta Ass Sniff! Its so deadly...No cat will survive!

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[Lisa Croft]

Hi, my name is Guenhwyvar and i'll rip your manly bits to shreads and tear your butterfly chasing pansy ass to shreads. Leave me alone and nobody gets hurt!I sat in Guen's chair once and she slashed me. I think she carries razor blades in her mouth.

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[42nd-delay]

You cat people scare me...

And I had two cats growing up!

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[JerseyRich]

Nice "mane" Guen...
Its not gonna be too nice when its got your blood all over it. You City Slicker Mutha F***er!
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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 6-7-02 @ 1:06 AM

[undressa]

I have a dog, I love my little puppy girl. I am not a big fan of the pussy. You all scare me. Any one up for a good ole game of cat punting. By the way, I have a puuuuuuuurrrrrrrrfect c

[Gwen]

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Im Sonic and Im here to challenge all of you bastards to a Greenwich Street Fight. THats right, Im calling you all out mean street style. Fear not, i have 5 other kittays here to help me rock your lame asses. Among these 5 are 2 secret weapons:
Milo the fatass
Paco (a former member of the latin king who just got outta kitty prison for being accused of a run by clawing)
Bring it bitches!
>^..^< Sonic


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Thanks Jersey Rich!
Co-Founder of the Odd Job Fan Club!

[JerseyRich]

After a rough night of drinking Sam Adams...Her favorite brew...Pickle has had a change in heart...She wants to go back to the way it used to be around here...Kitties playing and frollicking. She read what she posted last night and can't believe what a bad kittie she was. She wants to call a treuce. All good kitties are encouraged to come and play and be happy! <img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/pcik3.jpg> <P>

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[wilee]

Hmmm. I was wondering how long before the kitties got banned.

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[Michael Fury]

How many steaks does Pickle eat a day?






New Yorkers for Palantine: We ARE the people.

[JerseyRich]

What the hell happened? I was sleeping...I wake up and all of a sudden I am involved in gang fights? I would like to apologize to all involved. I am just a simple kitty that likes to sit in my window amongst the plants.
xoxo
Daisy
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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 6-7-02 @ 11:58 AM

[furie]

Hi, my name is <a href="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/STUFF/kirby.jpg"> Kirby </a>

Don't F' with me because I'm not in the mood. Hell I already have another cat, Harley(no better pic of that cat) hanging off my side!


USA 2002!
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Thanks CZM!
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[JerseyRich]

What's that on your face Kirby? A cum stain?

xoxo
Pickle

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[Rev]

Why 2 seperate threads?!
Cant we merge this with the "What's your fav Chinese food" thread? :P

xoxoxo,
Rev

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[ag]

<img width=325 src=http://www1.shore.net/~dreamy/photos/Etc/Postcards/Tigers.gif > HI My name is Lola and behind me is my freind Sara. We will eat you other pussies ALIVE! Anyone wanna play?

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In vino veritas

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This message was edited by PanterA on 6-10-02 @ 9:33 AM

[Butters]

If I had a cat a would name it poncho and it would ware a poncho and it would say poncho on the poncho in big letters and it would run around the house and scream PONCHO!!!!!!!!!!

[EffMeBoobs]

Hi my name is Teddi. I'm here to make peace among all the pussies here. So who wants to cuddle wif me? I tend to lean and put all my weight into people, but I'll be careful with you pussies. If you love kisses, I'm the one for you! Nothing says love unless you get my big tongue across your little face. Oh and don't worry, I don't have nasty doggie breaf like other dogs of my stature, my mommy brushes my teef with doggie toothpaste! It's chicken flavored and oh so yummy! I have the coolest toothbrush, it's of Clifford the Red Dog! Oh and my mommy just bought me this cute lil' doggie visor from Old Navy. I don't like to wear it, but I keep it on in front of her, she means well! If you like frisbee, I'll take your neck off with my frisbee abilities! Let's play!



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This message was edited by EffMeBoobs on 6-10-02 @ 11:45 PM