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Arienette
05-31-2002, 10:25 PM
what style would you be?
i think i'd want to be an omelet... omelets are the best because you can put all kinds of fun stuff in them and, of course, they are folded in half. what could be better than that?
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Earth2RON
05-31-2002, 11:35 PM
hardboil,cause thats my personalty i am hard to fingure out!
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i think i'd want to be an omelet... omelets are the best because you can put all kinds of fun stuff in them and, of course, they are folded in half. what could be better than that?
sounds naughty!
hahaahaha!!!!
I guess i'd be a deviled egg.
I'm a freak, an you'll hurtin' down below the next day!
In an egg's case, you'll be walking funny....headin to the bathroom.
xoxoxo,
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Zipgun
06-01-2002, 08:27 AM
Ovum
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DarkHippie
06-01-2002, 08:44 AM
i'd be a raw egg, untouched and untainted by the outside world
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Yerdaddy
06-01-2002, 01:33 PM
I'd be on my neighbor's house.
I'll answer for Rooster: he'd be in a chicken's ass! HARDY-HAR!!
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sleepyeyed_Jynx
06-01-2002, 03:39 PM
i'd be a raw egg, untouched and untainted by the outside world
You sound more and more like Jim Morrison everyday.
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PanterA
06-01-2002, 03:44 PM
I would be the "Bad Egg"
There's always one.
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Scrambled, I guess. Like my brain cells, hopes and dreams :)
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DarkHippie
06-01-2002, 06:53 PM
You sound more and more like Jim Morrison everyday.
that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me :) Jim Morrison was the greatest of the dark hippies!!
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Death Metal Moe
06-01-2002, 08:04 PM
If I were an Egg, this thread would be the least of my concerns.
But so I'm not a total party pooper, I'd be that cool Scrabeled egg stuff you get in a McDonalds Big Breakfast with pancakes, a biscut, Sausage patty, Hash Brown, and orange juice. Don't forget to coat the pancakes in Butter, and get plenty of Syrup on the Sausage patty!
Now I'm starvin'.....
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I'd be two eggs over medium with sea salt and freshly cracked pepper on an english muffin with butter. I dunno why, I just would be.
Lent would be a farm egg, cos it's brown.
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Yerdaddy
06-01-2002, 09:49 PM
"White eggs are so afraid of brown eggs."
You get Omlette DiFrancoed!
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brodieman
06-01-2002, 10:24 PM
if i were an egg, would i come first or would the chicken ;)
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nickeye
06-02-2002, 04:39 AM
would i come first or would the chickenTry thinking about baseball...
Would a Cadbury Creme Egg be considered mullado?
(probaby spelled that wrong, but who cares)
xoxoxo
Rev
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Depending on my mood, either scrambled, over easy, or rotten.
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Arienette
06-02-2002, 08:10 AM
You get Omlette DiFrancoed!i can't believe i laughed at that.. and i can't stop. hahahah
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Noellevious
06-02-2002, 02:02 PM
Scrambled and exceptionally fluffy. :)
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Garfield
06-02-2002, 05:22 PM
hard boiled, tough on the outside tough on the inside.
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CreepyGyrl
06-03-2002, 10:58 AM
I'd be a scrambled egg, cause anything that goes on in my head is usually all sorts of scarmbled.. Its fitting...
xoxoxox
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JerryTaker
06-03-2002, 11:35 AM
As long as I'm prepaed by the Liliputions, The Brobdignagians have the whole egg thing all wrong.
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zathrus
06-03-2002, 01:55 PM
I'd be a scrambled egg.
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eggs benedict
You traitor, CZM.
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Well, based on the large bump that I have on my head.. ( I ' cracked ' it on an open cupboard door - pun intended )..
~ I would be a 'Goose Egg'
( Arienette? WHEN are those Klutz - Helmets we ordered arriving? It's been weeks already! )
Hmmmmm...
...Klutz Helmet ? I think I dated that Guy when I was doing Performance Art in " The Little Hamburg Players"...
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eat me
I'd love to.. mmm.. eggs benedict.
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Noellevious
06-03-2002, 06:16 PM
eat me
No, no. You first. I insist.
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silera
06-03-2002, 09:10 PM
I'd be fertilized.
...like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it, but you can't.
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Old Guy
06-03-2002, 09:27 PM
I would be Britney Spears ovaries.
I know, I know, I'm a despicable swine!
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
06-05-2002, 03:19 PM
If I were an egg, would that mean I just got laid?
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grlNIN
06-05-2002, 03:28 PM
If i was an egg?...hmmm i guess if i was an egg i would try to roll outta my own carton b/c seeing 11 other eggs just like myself would make me feel unimportant and worthless....good answer???
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la tourner el ciel
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a rien pa peut arrete moi
a rien pa peut arrete moi
a rien pa peut arrete moi
a rien pa peut arrete moi"
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PanterA
06-05-2002, 03:52 PM
i'd be an eggers
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