Things that are ok for little kids to say.....

[Garfield]

but if an adult said it they would look like an idiot or possibly be sued...like for example call pasta "macaronies"
"Yeah, I think Ill have the macaronies with Vodka sauce.."


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[DarkHippie]

like calling sphaghetti pisghetti?

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[fatty]

i don't think kids should say cunt, but cuntrag is kinda funny.

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[Yerdaddy]

"My mom makes my lunches for me."

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[Fallon]

"I made a boom boom." - Homer Simpson as Mr. Burns Prank Monkey

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[Hosp]

"Would you put powder on my bottom?"

Point at a woman's chest and say boobies. My 2 year old nephew does it all the time. Then they usually pick him up and blow rasberries on his belly.

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