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CYYYFYYY
05-21-2001, 02:46 PM
To all Loyal and Un-Loyal Ron
and Fez listeners:


Today is a question I often
ponder when I am at work. The
question is... If a sniper was
going to shoot you and kill
you would you prefer to get
shot at the beginning of the
day or when your work or
school day was over. Would
you prefer to live a few more
hours but it is only to do
work? Let it be known if you
choose to die at the end of
the day of work.,.. you do not
know you are going to die.....
You are not calling up your
loved ones..... It will be
just an average day at work or
school.... When I have asked
people this thus far I am
often asked.... Is there any
chance of me having sex....
Well I don't know about you
but my average day of work
does not contain sex... Now
unless you are a prostitute...
NO SEX!!!!! So again the
question is.... would you
prefer to die at 8:45 or at 5
after a day of work??????

From:
David the Franchize

P.S Was it not Martin Van
Buren who said..... Work is a
lot like
sex... Actually Work is
no


David the Franchize

TomPoo
05-22-2001, 04:03 AM
End of the day.

If I die before noon I will miss the Ron and Fez show... And If I am going to die, I want to die after one last 3 hour tour.

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
---Tom Poo

skullcrush
05-22-2001, 01:26 PM
this is a dumm fuckin question.before work.why after,so those damm cocksuckers get one more thing outta me.before i die.fuck that.and pluse then the guilt that they better feel knowing that i would still be alive,if it wasent for that god damm hell i had too be in for 8 hours a day.bad enough that the job killed a little piece of me every damm day that i had to get up at 6 a.m.but at the end,i die going to the place i hate the most in this sad place we call earth.

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

Pootertoot
05-22-2001, 01:44 PM
Would I get a jetpack?

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sunndoggy8
05-22-2001, 02:16 PM
See, the question doesn't make much sense. Obviously most people wouldn't just have their normal work day, and if they were somehow forced to, then there's some sort of greater force at work. There are so many disclaimers in the question that I get a headache just thinking about it. How would you be able to choose and then not be able to do anything? Is your memory erased? Is there a time machine involved? I need more info here! :)

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