Pet peeves

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I have a long list, but here's a few:

*People who toss a lit cigarette on the street.

*People who don't walk up or down the escalator.

*People who leave their laundry in the machine for HOURS so you have to take it out yourself and you wind up touching foreign panties.

*People who sing out loud while listening to their Walkmans.

*People who don't take off their backpacks on crowded trains.

DOWN WITH STUPID PEOPLE!!!




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[furie]

good thread!

I hate:
*cell phone in movie theaters
*open cabnet doors
*litter
*people who ramble or babble



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[jamesdiggy]

Interupting. It seems the art of listening is a lost one. People don't listen anymore, they just wait(impatiently) for their turn to talk.

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[CaptClown]

I can forgive almost anything except for, gross stupidity and tampons in the toilet.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

tampons in the toilet.


Look, I have a low-flow toilet. Sometimes it just doesn't "take." I always check, but sometimes, like in the middle of the night, I might miss it.

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I like the cut of your gib.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 5-30-02 @ 10:45 PM

[Earth2RON]

people that talk to much,and then when they hear something they dont like they get mad.

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[Aggie]

people that talk to much,and then when they hear something they dont like they get mad.
E2R- I hate that too! :)

I don't like:
people who are late
people who are ignorant
people who leave the cap off the toothpaste
people who recite lines to movies that you're trying to watch and people who ask you questions just to see how you answer....ok i'll stop now :)

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[Yerdaddy]

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[Sheeplovr]

touching foreign panties.





peopel pay good moeny for that

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[Ryan the Great]

*People who don't walk up or down the escalator.

i thought the whole point of escalators was so u didnt have to walk. i hate:
*people who leave 10 car spaces between them and the car in front of them at red lights
*people who dont use the merge lane and just sit at the light like an idiot waiting for a break in traffic

- and i cant even drive yet!

*people who yell for their friend who is 2 feet away at the top of their lungs right in my ear in the hallway at school

lots more

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[pinkyfloyd]

I hate people who don't turn their blinkers on when making a turn. I also can't stand it when someone parks across 5 parking spaces, because they think they're so goddamned important.

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[DroopyGirl]

I hate it when you say hello to somebody.. and they don't recognize you..

or people who aren't able to have a normal conversation.. who just go like: "uh yeah.. uh huh" when you tell something.. and don't even try to pay attention..

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[Yerdaddy]

public nudity laws
line dancing
venerial disease
Creed
getting a thumbtack stuck behind my eyeball
leg twitches at night
inanimate objects that make sex with me obsolete
Herv‚ Villechaize
subway smell
tenacious homicide detectives
boy bands
boy band members' heartwrenching confessions to Connie Chung about addiction and the pressures of being in a boy band
paper cuts on my frenum
Al's poetry
calouses
line dancing
Jamie Lee Curtis' personality
hominy (what the fuck is that, corn that's been in the hot tub too long?!)
people who kick my ass
line dancing
dog farts
Hooters waitresses who don't want to be lumped in with strippers and go-go dancers
old sushi
long shots of a guy's face in a porno
having to come up with two long (too long?) lists of silly-ass pet peeves because the first one was lost to a log-in time-out
Robin Givens
line dancing
terrorists
rat tart
karaoke
people who stop at a red light in front of me and wait til the light turns green to turn on their left-turn signal
pet peeves
pets
peeves
line dancing
Gary Condit's hair
cuddling in prison
Don & Mike

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[Fallon]

People who don't walk up or down the escalator.

I walk, it's not a ride people!!!

People who leave their laundry in the machine for HOURS so you have to take it out yourself and you wind up touching foreign panties.

I f'n hate sharing the machines.

cell phone in movie theaters

What about dicks that have their watch alarms go off, 30 seconds of hell!!!

Interupting.

Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Whos' there?
Person 1: Interupting Cow
Person 2: Interu.... Mooooooooo!

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[wilee]

People who can't walk STRAIGHT on the sidewalk (especially when you try to get around them).
People riding bikes side by side in the streets instead of in line like you SHOULD.
Groups that tell you how to vote because "this party is historically better for our group" instead of listening to the issues and picking the best candidate (is there such a thing?)
People who insist that they didn't overwrite the file they just overwrote and expect me to get the old file back.
Mortgage companies "getting their interest up front" so that 2% of your payments go towards principal in the early stages.
People who give you attitude as though you're beneath them.
Control freaks.


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[Rev]

The penny. nuff said!

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[Garfield]

im going to keep it short and sweet:
Igorance and Blowing your nose while Im eating AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i hate that!!!!!!

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 5-31-02 @ 9:52 AM

[nellie]

-people calling rainbow sprinkles colored sprinkles
-lateness
-waiting
-stupidity
-macho men
-ditzy women
-closeminded people
-most people


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[Poison Ivy]

HYPOCRISY!!!
Ignorance
People who judge others
(especially if they don't even
know them)
People who talk shit ( even
worse when they can't say it to
your face, just behind your back)
Nosy people
lemmings
People who are stupid
enough to believe everything
they hear
Bad drivers
lying
Backstabbing







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[scorpion]

People who use two parking spaces so no one will park near their precious car. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[ADF]

people calling rainbow sprinkles colored sprinkles


Yeah, people who call them "colored sprinkles" should get Ani DiFranco'd.

As for touching foreign panties, check this out..

http://www.snopes2.com/sex/kinky/panties.htm

My pet peeve is people who say, "could care less," when they mean to say "could NOT care less."

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[Garfield]

oh and this gets me every time :
PEOPLE WHO CALL TOMATO SAUCE GRAVY nooooooooooooo

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[Aggie]

Oh, I also hate people that are moochers...and people who hold the blunt and keep smokin and talking way too long. Puff, puff, give! :)

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[fatty]

people who always smoke with you and NEVER put in. it's not free jerkoff!

and i never walk on an escalator. i've been walking all around the mall and now it's time to relax for a hot one.

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[Michael Fury]

I hate seeing pimples on a porn star's ass.







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[Yerdaddy]

the fact that I'm guilty of almost all of Fuzzybutt's peeves.

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[Captain Stubing]

#1 pet peeve has to be Persian cats, they shed terribly, they claw everything and they all act like they won queen for a day. <P>

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

[CaptClown]

Look, I have a low-flow toilet. Sometimes it just doesn't "take." I always check, but sometimes like in the middle of the night, I might miss it.


When I was a young lad I worked in a busy restaurant. Invariably the Ladies room would become stopped up and tampons were the cause.

There's nothing like a stopped toilet to mess-up your Friday night.


I like the cut of your gib.

Arrr, thank you lass. I like the set of your main sail.

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[nellie]

-bitter old people
-cocky lil boys
-annoying younger brother
-headaches
-throat infections
-long lines at work when i have a headache
-people that wear headphones, and blast their music so everyone can hear
-when people spell magick w/o a "k"
-the word kudos

there's more but i can't think of them now...

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[A.J.]

There are many but off the top of my head:

People that drive slow in the "fast lane" of a highway.

People who use their cell phones while driving.

People who slow down to stare at accidents -- the cause of backups.

Men who ride the bus or the Metro (subway) and who don't offer to give up their seat to a woman who is standing.

People who cough or sneeze without covering their mouth or nose.

People who don't flush.

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[erole]

Yerdaddy funny stuff...and i love how you said line dancing twice
This is a bitchin thread.
Pet Peeves:
~People who think they are artsy, and try to read into stuff and they don't know what the hell they are talking about
~things that are called what they are not...like...GrapeNuts, Driveways and Parkways, etc
~things that are called something too obvious...like...Oranges.
Apples aren't Reds, Banannas aren't Yellows, why call a good fruit it's color. ITS FRUIT RACISM AND I WONT BE PARTY TO IT! DAMNIT! WHRE THE HELL IS SHARPTON?

Hi, my name is David Dukes and I don't eat Oranges.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Newest pet peeve:

People who walk behind my car when I am in reverse.

I park on the street and it's an amazing phenomenon. There are a plethora, a vast cornicopia, of cars to walk behind, but it just seems that people are stupid and careless enough to choose to walk behind a car in reverse.

It happened to me this morning. Twice. I was pulling out of my parking space and a guy walked behind my car. Had I hit him it would have been my fault. THEN I came back and parallel parked. Three kids walked behind my car. Why are people SO stupid and clueless?

End of rant.

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[grlNIN]

I dislike people who J-Walk when im trying to drive down a street.

Yes i will hit you if you do not move fast enough,

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

The jay walking is awful in Hoboken. I want to hit someone just to make a point.

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My dog likes Cheese Doodles. And YooHoo.

[grlNIN]

I would devote a day of fasting to you if you did.

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[FUNKMAN]

have to admit it bugs me 'ever so slightly' when i hold the door open for someone and they act as if you are not even there

no nod or thank you

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[Bulldogcakes]

1) Light turns green, guy doesn't move.
So I flash my lights, nothing. Beep my horn, nothing. LAY ON MY HORN FOR A MINUTE STRAIGHT, starts moving VERY SLOWLY.

2) People who need to come to a complete stop to make a turn. As if the car is filled with Waterford Crystals

3) Any music sung by Chipmunks

4) ANYTHING THAT IS NOT WHERE I JUST LEFT IT, ESPECIALLY AT WORK.
9 times out of 10, I'm the one who used it last and didn't put it back,
BUT THAT ONE TIME IS A BIG FUCKIN PROBLEM!

5) Elderly person who walks into the street as the light turns yellow. Now you, they and everyone else knows they'll never make it. And then they put their hand out, in a "stop" motion. The hand thing drives me fuckin nuts.


6) Cop driving on the highway, so everyone has to do 40

7) Country Music, all of it. Except Patsy Cline

8) You're carrying heavy packages with both hands (Which for me, is everyday) You're obviously straining. Someone looks right at you, and doesn't even try to get the door for you. You Ladies are bad with this one. Not all, but most.

9) Anyone who's obviously dead wrong, and won't say "I'm sorry". Like you're not worth an apology.

10) Providian Credit Card. Worlds worst. Call you on Sunday morning if you're late ONCE.

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[Iamnotatool]

I drive slow, like 60 in the center lane....always.

I'm nice enough not to be THAT GUY that drives slow in the passing lane. But, I fucking HATE when someone feels the need to do 59 1/2 right on my fucking bumper. Pass me on the left, pass me on the right, I don't give a fuck. When people do that to me, I slow down.

Take tonite for example. I got down to 17 mph's on 684 south, which is a 65 mph zone. 17 miles an hour!!! Noone on the road but me and this guy, yet I had to get down to 17 mph before he would pass me.

Of course, then I sped right up to 65. I'm such a rebel.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I would devote a day of fasting to you if you did.


I [heart] you!






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[grlNIN]

When someone's riding me on the bumper and i come to a yellow light i make it a point to slow down just as much as possible for me to get through and leave that asshole at the red.

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[TheMojoPin]

When someone's riding me bumper and i come just as much as possible to get through and leave that asshole red.

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Quit bragging.

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[grlNIN]

Jealous.

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[mdr55]

When someone's riding me on the bumper and i come

Wow. That sounds hot.

[Bulldogcakes]

When someone's riding me on the bumper and i come to a yellow light i make it a point to slow down just as much as possible for me to get through and leave that asshole at the red.

Nice!!

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