Enough Nonsense?

[ScottBaio]

Ladies and gentleman, hoboes and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bowlegged ants. I stand here before you, not behind you, to tell you something I know nothing about. Last night at about 6 o'clock this morning, an empty truck loaded with bricks almost killed my dead cat. We rushed him to the hospital slow as we could only to find King Arthur sitting at the fourth corner of a round table eating vinegar with a fork.

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[Pootertoot]

They didn't pick up "Charles In Charge" for syndication this year, did they?

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[girl germs]

scottbaio, i bet you were the real target. you're lucky.

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[The Blowhard]

I think Dick Van Dyke was driving!

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"Hey hey I'm a monkey"

[erinmoran]

Was it a truck load of bricks or was it your movies on video that never made any
money. Believe there are a
few. *heh heh*

im good

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[JerseyGirl]

Early one morning while late at night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, turned their heads and shot each other. A deaf policemen heard the noise and came and killed the two dead boys.

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[skullcrush]

when im alone,im by myself

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me