How would you propose? [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

View Full Version : How would you propose?

NurseMira

05-26-2002, 08:26 PM

Men...if you can just imagine for one second, how would you propose to your future wife/partner?

Ladies...how would you like it done?

All I can see is my dad pointing a shotgun at his head when I am 8 months pregnant.

<IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.50megs.com/RFnetMira.jpg">

Am I in heaven here or am I in hell?
Now you're sleeping peaceful, I lie awake and pray that you'll be strong tomorrow and we'll see another day together....just so I can see the smile across your face.

Earth2RON

05-26-2002, 08:40 PM

All I can see is my dad pointing a shotgun at his head when I am 8 months pregnant.
OUCH....what would he do if it was a black guy that got you pregnant?.....lmao

mira you know that i love and adore each moment that we spend together.we have been 2gether for a year now,and i couldnt be any happier with you in my life.i want to be able to spend the rest of my life by your side,so i ask of you will you do me the honor of being my wife?

its simply and straight to the point yet romantic all in one breath:)

<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/earthbond.jpg">
"Lookin' in your eyes i caught a glimpse of tomorrow and thats when i realized that dreams come true for your love there is nothin' i would not do. "Brian Mcknight

erole

05-26-2002, 09:13 PM

i've actually done it. i was never the kind to think about the how I would do it, I just went along with who we were together, and what we found romantic together. 
Our very first date was on top of the Empire State Building. I had the ring, had the place, and also saved our tickets from when we were there 3 years before. On that first date it was kinda cold, so I wrapped my coat around her. When we were up there, I took her to the same place we looked out at the city before. I wrapped my coat around her, she knew the moment I was refering too, and got misty eyed. I kissed her on the cheek and pulled out the tickets - which she never knew I kept, then she started crying. We talked for a while (about what, :) none of your buisness) and I got down on my knee and showed her the ring and asked. She did like a covering her mouth scream, and said yes. About 25 to 30 people, that I didn't realize was there, started cheering. Totally movie-script style. It was the right thing to do. Wish there was a happy ending, but there are certainly happy stories throughout. 
Moral: propose to the person you are proposing to. if you are proposing to someone, you better damn well know them, and the idea comes naturally in a most beautiful way. 

(my signature is my bitch and I won't let her out)

CYYYFYYY

05-26-2002, 11:03 PM

I have to agree... It depends on the person you are
seeing... For instance... The young lady I am seeing
now... and no WE ARE NOT CLOSE TO THIS STAGE ...
But I once asked her If I was a genie what would
be the one thing she would ask for... and she
jokingly said i would want a diamond ring... So If I
was to Propose to her.... AND WE ARE NOT CLOSE
TO THIS..... I would get a toy majic lamp and put a
Diamond ring in it...........(DID I MENTION WE WERE
NO WHERE CLOSE TO THIS STAGE!!!!!!!!!)))

David the Franchize
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
My name is CYYYFYYY and I like Ping Pong

sexy bastard

05-26-2002, 11:16 PM

well it brings back some bad memories for me though, but it was years ago. But i think it al ldepends on the two people for example I am considered a hopeless romantic and a jokester so i would put two of them together. The first time i did it well it was very romantic and very big but I think it would have been better more intimate and sweet

<img src=http://members.aol.com/leonj25/myhomepage/sb.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>
www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

Gmann

05-26-2002, 11:41 PM

Im old school and have absolutely no romantic creativity, but if I was in that situation....I would go to the place where we first met....go to the restaurant where we first ate.....have a romantic candle light dinner....go to a hotel...have the bed filled with rose petals....and on the pillow I would have the ring and then I would pop the big question.

god thats good..*sniff sniff*...excuse me...Im getting all misty eyed....*sniff sniff*

In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!

Justice4all

05-27-2002, 07:10 AM

Well I have done this before as well...and it was NO WAY the way I wanted to do it. As with someone else, not a happy ending, so I get a second chance...I hope. Let me tell you how it would happen.
My future partner and I would be at a braodway show or a concert...I would inform the managment in advance that I would plan on doing this. ( I would prefer a show/musical...more romantic) As they do their curtain call they would inform the audience that there is someone out here who has something VERY important to ask. I would then go in my pocket...pull out the ring...and let her know "For the longest time I felt my life could fall very short and incomplete, that I would not know love strong enough to outshine life itself, I have found that in you and you make me want to live life every day I am with you. I love you with all that I am and all my heart and I would l die for you. IN front of ALL these people...will you marry me? Side note....if by some .00001% chance this would happen to anyone from this board I want some money for this idea!!!! (joke)
Anyway...that is my story. It was supposed to be on top of windows of the world...and now well..................

I NEVER suffer from insanity...I love EVERY minute of it

Justice4all

05-27-2002, 07:18 AM

Oh yea....HOW COME THERE ARE ONLY MEN ANSWERING THIS....WHERE ARE THE WOMEN?????????? <Aside from Mira>

I NEVER suffer from insanity...I love EVERY minute of it

Sheeplovr

05-27-2002, 07:49 AM

When jaws Pops out of the water

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

Poison Ivy

05-27-2002, 08:20 AM

god thats good..*sniff sniff*...excuse me...Im getting all misty eyed....*sniff sniff* 
you're such a tool :p 
I have no idea how I want it done..or if I even want it done at all but I do know one thing...God help the sap who tries it in front of hundreds of people....no audience please. I think a proposal is much more romantic when it's just you and your partner. 

<img src=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/ItchyBitch/pirfsig.jpg> <marquee>"Just before our love got lost you said "I am as constant as the Northern Star" and I said, Constantly in the darkness?Where's that at? If you

McNabbShouldDie

05-27-2002, 08:25 AM

Im gonna attach a note to her ring that states the proposal and leave it on the lucky girl when shes asleep. Then, ill wake up later then her and by then she will have read the proposal and gotten the ring and I wont have to make a talking proposal cuz ill just stutter and sound stupid 

Exodus 22:19
Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal must be put to death.

sleepyeyed_Jynx

05-27-2002, 08:29 AM

I think a proposal is much more romantic when it's just you and your partner

Well I'd do it the old-fashined way....

I'd suffocate her with an ether rag, then carry her to a DMV and throw my voice to make it sound like she's accepting the wedding vow. When she wakes up, we'll already be on our honeymoon in the jersey shore. Hey, if an accused felon can do it, SO CAN I!

<IMG SRC="http://www.yoursighost.com/members/Jynx/sig3.JPG">
Becoming king of the message board, one rude post at a time!

Anakin Skywalker

05-27-2002, 08:45 AM

When jaws Pops out of the water

Thats the sweetest thing i ever heard.

I would propose on an italian country side while the sun is setting

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/RnFSkywalker/Anakin">
I shall be the most powerful Jedi EVER!!!!

ShelleBink

05-27-2002, 09:25 AM

"hey, wanna go to vegas" proceed to get man drunk, and have elvis marry us.

hopefully i'll find someone romantic. one day =
<center>I'm Not That Innocent...
<img src="http://shellebink.homestead.com/files/sigpicronfez.jpg"></img>
I Mean, Just Look At Me</center>
<marquee>...so don't hesitate/I won't kiss and tell/no need to worry 'cause/I'm, I'm a professional/the show can start/as soon as I see money on the table/I've an empty space to fill/I'm willing , if you're able...</marquee>

sleepyeyed_Jynx

05-27-2002, 09:28 AM

"hey, wanna go to vegas" proceed to get man drunk, and have elvis marry us.

Nice plan. Wasn't that on an epsiode of Drew Carey?

<IMG SRC="http://www.yoursighost.com/members/Jynx/sig3.JPG">
Becoming king of the message board, one rude post at a time!

Hardcorekid

05-27-2002, 10:03 AM

I'd prolly just wait till she was in a really shitty mood and pop the question right there....of course...I need to get a gf first...and before that I kinda need to get out of my house and meet ppl...but that is how I would propose....I'd have a nice vacationlined up for me and her too for right after...

If I had a nickle for every put down, I'd hire someone to kill you.

ShelleBink

05-27-2002, 10:41 AM

Nice plan. Wasn't that on an epsiode of Drew Carey?

hmm.. i'll think of a new plan. honestly though, i'd want to go either to the beach or to my family's place up in the poconos... something cheesily romantic... i always fall for cheesy romantics. i think it'd be cool if he proposed naked too... hm...

<center>I'm Not That Innocent...
<img src="http://shellebink.homestead.com/files/sigpicronfez.jpg"></img>
I Mean, Just Look At Me</center>
<marquee>...so don't hesitate/I won't kiss and tell/no need to worry 'cause/I'm, I'm a professional/the show can start/as soon as I see money on the table/I've an empty space to fill/I'm willing , if you're able...</marquee>

Yerdaddy

05-27-2002, 11:33 AM

When jaws Pops out of the waterout-fucking-standing!

I'd do it sort of like erole did, but I'd wait until she was walking by the Empire State Building, then I'd go all the way to the top and I'd drop the ring on her. She'll be so surprised!

<img src="http://yerdaddy.homestead.com/files/pics/siggumm.jpg" >
This message was edited by someone with more sense.

ShelleBink

05-27-2002, 11:50 AM

I'd do it sort of like erole did, but I'd wait until she was walking by the Empire State Building, then I'd go all the way to the top and I'd drop the ring on her. She'll be so surprised

i think king kong already did that.

<center>I'm Not That Innocent...
<img src="http://shellebink.homestead.com/files/sigpicronfez.jpg"></img>
I Mean, Just Look At Me</center>
<marquee>...so don't hesitate/I won't kiss and tell/no need to worry 'cause/I'm, I'm a professional/the show can start/as soon as I see money on the table/I've an empty space to fill/I'm willing , if you're able...</marquee>

sleepyeyed_Jynx

05-27-2002, 01:30 PM

I'd do it sort of like erole did, but I'd wait until she was walking by the Empire State Building, then I'd go all the way to the top and I'd drop the ring on her. She'll be so surprised!

She'd also be dead if that ring hits her in the head. Let's remember that gravity is like a vietnamese whore. It sucks everything down at an alarming speed.

<IMG SRC="http://www.yoursighost.com/members/Jynx/sig3.JPG">
Becoming king of the message board, one rude post at a time!

NurseMira

05-27-2002, 01:43 PM

I don't know how he proposed to her but my manager got married in Vegas with a t-shirt and shorts. His wife had on a tank top and sarong. They went to some chapel, had their friends hold their beers and got married. I think that ROCKS...

<IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.50megs.com/RFnetMira.jpg">

Am I in heaven here or am I in hell?
Now you're sleeping peaceful, I lie awake and pray that you'll be strong tomorrow and we'll see another day together....just so I can see the smile across your face.

Jonkeu

05-27-2002, 07:05 PM

Some people are lucky enough to be proposed to twice =)

I've done it on the beach and also on Shelter Island =)

<img src="http://jonkeu.50megs.com/penkeu.jpg"></img>

Christy

05-27-2002, 07:15 PM

I'd do it sort of like erole did, but I'd wait until she was walking by the Empire State Building, then I'd go all the way to the top and I'd drop the ring on her. She'll be so surprised!

Wow! That's what I wanted to happen! Marry me now?!?! LOL

You would design the best wedding invitations .... because you're funny! You're sigpics rock!

But anway, back to the question at hand ... my views on marriage change on a daily basis. Do I or don't I want to be married in the future? But when that day comes, ANY way would be fine ...

I used to think about being proposed to in a huge place with tons of people ... but that really doesn't matter now! Anytime, anywhere .... but MUST be romantic!

<img src="http://norraccm.freeservers.com/images/rnf_billy_01.gif">

erole

05-27-2002, 07:28 PM

Let's remember that gravity is like a vietnamese whore. It sucks everything down at an alarming speed.

that is poetry. beautiful.
and weightlessness is what you feel when she sets off the bomb strapped to herself. always remember vietnam.

someone brought up a good point here and I want to expand on it a little. are there any ladies here that would propose themselves? we are beyond the year 2000 people, would any woman actually do the asking?

(my signature is my bitch and I won't let her out)

Gmann

05-27-2002, 11:41 PM

When jaws Pops out of the water

Im so pissed I didnt think of that first. Damn you for your MALLRATS knowledge!

In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!

Doogie

05-27-2002, 11:48 PM

Ohhhh it would definetly be the perfect night. First it would start with a romantic dinner (French, Italian, comes to mind) Next would be a long horse pulled stroll through Central Park, followed with some champagne, and then taken to the highest Peak I know of to show her the heights. At that point I would say to her "This point is high and is a great view of things but nothing compares with this...". Then I would get on my knees and propose to my would be captor of my heart...

I know may sound cheesy to some...

<IMG SRC=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doogcool/myhomepage/rfnetdoogie76.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

"Are you going to bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite??"- Mr Blonde

FUNKMAN

05-28-2002, 07:50 PM

i used this method, 17 1/2 years ago...

it was her birthday and I gave her "nothing", not even a card... she was upset but kept her cool pretty good...
A week later I showed up and had a very large box that i stuffed with Newspaper and put the ring at the bottom of the box... then I had a small seperate jewelery box, with a pair of earrings, which she opened first(just in case she thought it was a ring) Then she opened the big box and as she began to pull all the paper out she began to think there was nothing in it. then i told her to just keep checking until she found it...

as she opened the box, I proposed...

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 5-28-02 @ 11:59 PM

Sheeplovr

05-29-2002, 09:52 AM

Im so pissed I didnt think of that first. Damn you for your MALLRATS knowledge

words hurt

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

Hosp

05-29-2002, 11:09 AM

My sister's EX got a stretch Expedition on the day of her graduation, packed the entire family in it, and proposed in front of all of us. Then he took her to windows on the world. My mother kept telling me "See, this is how you are supposed to do it" 2 monthsÿlater my brother in law saw him driving around with another girl in his car and everything went to hell after that.

I don't think you need a big production. If you truly care for the person, the moment can stand on it's own.

<center>http://members.hometown.aol.com/good2goguynyc/images/sigpic4rent.jpg</center>

<center>Bad Words From Around The World</center> <center>Douchebag</center>
Spanish:Un Pedo
German:Lastige Setzkartoffel
French:Un(e) chieur(se)
Dutch:Griezel
Japanese:tah-mah-lahn-yah-tsoo

This message was edited by Hosp on 5-29-02 @ 3:24 PM

JustJon

05-29-2002, 11:59 AM

dammit. I didn't see this thread yesterday, so sheepy steals my answer. Then Shelle steals my marraige ceremony. I wanna have Elvis marry us. Doesn't matter if we're drunk or not.

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon5.jpg">

jestah

05-29-2002, 12:07 PM

I did it a couple of years ago. My then fiance was on this kick of moving to Alexandria, Va. I paid someone mine to create a fake Alexandria website and when you clicked on a link (any of them actually) it brought you to a guy holding flowers standing in front of a diamond ring patterned background with the words binking on top of the page and the instrumental version of what was our song playing in the background.. my friend set up an email address through Yahoo and sent the link to this page to her email saying something like thank you for your inquiry, I hope this website helps or something like that. I went and got the ring while she looked at the main page and when she saw the second page, she turned and I was there on one knee.

Too bad she turned out to be such a money sucking, too faced whore. It was a pretty good idea..or at least I thought so.

Jennitalia

05-29-2002, 12:54 PM

. I wanna have Elvis marry us.

sorry, can't do it... he looks too much like my father and i dont want it to ruin the fun.
and what fun is getting married if you're not drunk?? :)

<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/jensig.gif">

Michael Fury

05-29-2002, 01:05 PM

I proposed to my wife at the top of the Wonder Wheel at Coney Island. I said, "Either marry me or I'll publish those photos."

New Yorkers for Palantine: We ARE the people.

Aggie

06-04-2002, 10:19 AM

...........(DID I MENTION WE WERE
NO WHERE CLOSE TO THIS STAGE!!!!!!!!!)))
Uh, I don't think you're ready to think about it! It's so funny how guys freak out at the idea! :)

I don't really care how he does it as long as it is sincere. Even though I am a huge sports fan, NEVER put it on a scoreboard at a game! This is so uncreative and you don't even have to ask the girl, she just reads. (I hope none of u have done this! :)) I like romantic, cheesy things. I would love if a guy bought me a rottweiler puppy and suprised me with that and when I look down the ring is on its collar and then he proposes. What a perfect little family! I know it's sickening...but oh well. :)

"I can resist everything except temptation." (And Jamaicans) :) -Oscar Wilde

<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie9.jpg">

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."-John Wayne

Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

swiss miss

06-06-2002, 05:28 PM

....as jaws popped out of the
water.....

<img src="http://knocked.homestead.com/files/SwissMiss1.jpg">

swiss miss

06-06-2002, 05:32 PM

and i look like a TOOL, i didnt
even see sweet sheepies post,
see, we got that psychic-panda
connection going!!!!

<img src="http://knocked.homestead.com/files/SwissMiss1.jpg">

swiss miss

06-06-2002, 05:32 PM

and i look like a TOOL, i didnt
even see sweet sheepies post,
see, we got that psychic-panda
connection going!!!!

<img src="http://knocked.homestead.com/files/SwissMiss1.jpg">

ShelleBink

06-06-2002, 07:23 PM

[quote]I proposed to my wife at the top of the Wonder Wheel at Coney Island. I said,

<center>I'm Not That Innocent...
<img src="http://shellebink.homestead.com/files/sigpicronfez.jpg"></img>
I Mean, Just Look At Me</center>
<marquee>...so don't hesitate/I won't kiss and tell/no need to worry 'cause/I'm, I'm a professional/the show can start/as soon as I see money on the table/I've an empty space to fill/I'm willing , if you're able...</marquee>

Hawiian shirt craig

06-07-2002, 02:28 PM

well i'm a guy so i'll go with that perspective...

the way i'd do it (and this might change b/c i'm
single at the moment, and if special circumstances
might come up for that lucky lady) is pretty simple.

First of all, gotta let her father know what you're
planning. He doesn't exactly have the right to say
no, but its nice to have him say yes. then its off to
the woods some where so we can be alone. i love
camping and all that crap so i'd know a good spot
where ever it is i'm living at the time. Then on one
knee propose. gotta have champaign on hand if
yes, and quervo gold if no LOL. plus whatever food
seems apropriate. So there it goes. no need to
rent the jumbo-tron @ giants stadium or anything.
Just two ppl knowing what they want. :)

was that

-Hawiian Shirt Craig

"You put some whiskey in the water, I'm gonna run off with your daughter, and if I make it to the border I'm gonna be allllll riiiiight."

<img src="http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/HSC.gif">

legroommusic

06-07-2002, 08:16 PM

Here's the way I'd propose:

I'd take my lady to a beach with a guitar. I sing her love songs all night. At the end, I would break the guitar on my chest and inside, the ring.

Clever, huh?

magical!