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ADF
05-25-2002, 09:02 PM
Hey there, a friend of my girlfriend was ordained as a catholic priest and I thought I'd give you guys an outsider's view on the goings on--

First off, we all sit in these bences called "pyoos," but they don't really smell like anything. After a while, some phantom-of-the-opera type of music starts playing and a bunch of guys wearing their pajamas come walking down the aisle. One of the guys carries a big pole with a little statue of a guy nailed to some wood at the top. I guess they're trying to say, "watch out or this could happen to you." Then a bunch of older-lookin' guys with folded up napkins on their heads walk by real somber-like. Some kids in front of them shake a ball with incense in it. Maybe the older dudes smoke pot and don't want their moms to find out, I dunno. After that, you sing a bunch of songs, but don't worry.. as long as you can memorize the word "alleleuia," you've got about 90% of the lyrics down. The main old dude, I think his name is Archie Bishop, starts saying some gobbledy-gook and everyone touches their chest a couple of times. You're supposed to shake the hands of the people around you, but I don't know these people and where their hands have been, so I just kinda waved. After that, all the guys who are in their pajamas touch the new priests heads to check for lice, I think. Then we do some more "alleleuia" songs. They started to hand out crackers and I was kinda hungry by this time, so I asked my girlfriend to get me a couple, but she didn't seem to be too keen on that idea. If they gave out hamburgers I think they'd get more people to go to church. Archie starts sayin' some more gobbledy-gook and then we all get to leave. This religion stuff seems pretty goofy to me, but maybe I just don't understand it.

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Sheeplovr
05-26-2002, 07:34 AM
Damm i was hopeing this was goign to be about GOOF TROOP

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Jackie Sloan
05-26-2002, 09:03 AM
Paternalistic, outdated, judgemental. Based on an ancient book created by ancient people who held no science. Goofy works too. Faith? Suuure. No wife no husband for the keepers in the 21st century? Ridiculous!

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Lulu
05-26-2002, 10:19 AM
i know. its so silly isn't it? but i had to put up with it for 9 years ever first friday of the month. being in catholic school sucks.

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synthfiend
05-26-2002, 12:01 PM
The major problem I have with Catholicism is that too much of the things that are taught to the people as doctrine are NOT biblical. Celibacy for priests? Not biblical. Confessionals? Not Biblical. Worship of Mary? Not biblical. Absolutions? Not biblical. The Crusades weren't ordered by God. The Inquisition wasn't ordered by God. But when people talk about the church they're usually talking about the Catholic church and the rest of us catch hell by being lumped in with them.

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legroommusic
05-26-2002, 01:38 PM
Actually, the catholic religion is a pagan religion with the christian names put in. It's greek mythology for the new generation.

magical!