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NurseMira

05-25-2002, 09:19 AM

I am not sure if this was ever brought up but what is the strangest thing that has happend to you?

I worked for GUESS in the Willowbrook Mall, NJ. I was a manager there and we were always on the lookout for 'mystery shoppers'. One day, a man walks in all decked out in a suit so I figured "this is a mystery shopper". I approached him and he said he needed help shopping for his wife. I suggested a few items and had my cheesey smile on the entire time. All of a sudden, he tells me to forget about his wife and start picking out things that I liked. He wanted to buy it for me. After bickering back and forth he said he wouldn't leave until I said yes. So, I gave in. He picked out everything and just liked to watch me put it on. He sat on this huge chair while I would parade in and out the dressing room. Then he would buy it if he liked it. He took me to a few other stores as well. He spent about $1200 on me. I checked his ID too.
When I asked him why he was doing this for me he said, "I can see that you have a good heart and it's time for someone to pay you back"

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sleepyeyed_Jynx

05-26-2002, 02:06 PM

The weirdest thing that ever happened to me? I can't recall of something as strange as your story Mira. But staying on a message board without getting banned or warned within the first week is too erie and strange of my understanding.

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Poison Ivy

05-26-2002, 02:36 PM

I went down to South Jersey one
day to a Flyers practice. A guy
came up to me, sat down and
told me he had an extra ticket to
the game on Saturday and asked
me if I wanted to go. Then he
took me to lunch, took me
shopping, took me home to meet
his parents, let me drive his car
(A Monte Carlo GT) then took me
to dinner all in the same
day...The day of the game he
drove up from South Jersey,
picked me up, took me down to
Philly for the game, drove me
back home and then went home.
(It's about a 2 hour drive from
here to Philly!)

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Knocked

05-26-2002, 04:03 PM

I saw a UFO,,,for real, then that night I had a dream that a plane exploded in mid-air near my house, the next night flight 800 exploded in mid-air,,,,,I still don't get it.

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ShelleBink

05-26-2002, 05:43 PM

the first thing that came to mind was meeting my cousin in ireland ... and not realizing he was my cousin until we were talking about our families. luckily, i didn't fuck him, or this story would be a lot more embarassing.

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Yerdaddy

05-26-2002, 05:54 PM

I had an uncle who farted whenever his finger was pulled. Fuckin crazy, man.

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Arienette

05-26-2002, 06:31 PM

one time i was sitting in washington square park with a friend. he and i were just sitting on a bench talking, it was like early evening. suddenly, a cop comes up to us and starts asking us if we're carrying drugs. we weren't and told him so. he for whatever reason didn't believe us and started interrogating us big time. we weren't even doing anything odd or suspicious, just sitting there talking. the cop went so far as to look through our shit and finally saw that we had nothing on us... then he left us go. fucking weird

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Hardcorekid

05-26-2002, 06:41 PM

um I had a sucky weird thing happen to me...my gf at the time fooled around with a guitarist for a metal band she likes and I kinda like.., right in front of me...so now I like the band but I kinda hate seein them now, she ruined the vibe I get when I listen to 'em now.....kinda pisses me off.

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hyperspace

05-26-2002, 06:52 PM

i was the only client in an s&m club on a fri night, was strapped to a bondage table felt up poked and proded by 7 pro-doms who had nothing else to do.

PSSTT!! HIS REAL NAME'S MOSLEY!!!

Yerdaddy

05-26-2002, 07:26 PM

i was the only client in an s&m club on a fri night, was strapped to a bondage table felt up poked and proded by 7 pro-doms who had nothing else to do.
and...?

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Supervixen

05-27-2002, 08:23 AM

Last night I was coming home on the subway and there was this verryy attractive guy sitting on one of the seats. He was attractive in that looks-and-attitude sort of way where he was just socalming and... had this presence about him. Anyway I was staring at him nearly through the whole ride (He was reading Catch22) and then the seat next to him opened up, so I sat down. He didn't even notice me so I gave up on this pursuit.
Finally this dude gets up at a train stop that I could have gotten off on (both trains went near me so it didnt matter) and when he gets up and is waiting for the doors to open i feel him looking at me from the corner of my eye so I turn around and this due flashed me the biggest cutest smile you have ever seen in your life. The doors open and he goes to get off and Im still just sitting there but seeing him smile at me totally broke my concentration and I had started to giggle a little bit.
My train was sitting in the station waiting to make connection with the next train and I turn to the window and this dudes still staring at me so I think 'okay go ahead.' and I get off the train. My train left and Im standing there and the next two trains pull into the station. As theyre pulling in I walk toward the side of the platform that mine is on and he walks to the other side. Seeing this I kinda walked over toward him, he saw this and came toward me and then says "Hi, Im Nick." in this calmingggggg voice. Naturally back to him Im like "Hi Nick, Im Anna." and I extend my hand to shake his. Then he says "Hi Anna. You are beautiful." and kisses my hand.
That was way too much for me and I did a VERY STUPID THING but remember I was freaking out inside cause this was just SO amazingly sweet. One of the trains came and I just ran on it and sat. Doors closed and my train left. I couldnt even sit near a window to see him.

SO THERE is the weirdest thing that has happened to me recently. Go on and make fun of my stupidity for ruining my chances with an awesome guy.

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mindtank

05-27-2002, 08:40 AM

I was conceived. i was born, i started living, and there has never been a moment when something strange wasnt happening to me ever since.

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ShelleBink

05-27-2002, 10:45 AM

other strangest thing that's ever happened...

having an awful pick-up line work. ((i remembered this after reading anna's story))

last weekend, i was at birch hill, and this guy... my god, this guy... whoo. let's just say he looks... oh so delicious. he looks EXACTLY like this guy in a band i used to fool around with a lot. so much so that i thought it was the other guy. so i went up to this cutie with the hot booty and said

"Hi... did i ever fuck you?"

needless to say, a lot of people around us stopped what they were doing and looked at me ((i'm a bit loud when asking things bluntly)). Cutie cutie says "no, but i sure as hell wish i did"

...and this is how i met Eddie... time will tell where this goes, and so far, it looks promising. But I'm sure I'll fuck it up somehow... he's too god damn hot ;)

***
another time, i met a guy at the mall, thought he was cute and whatever. went home, went online, and was talking to someone i was just getting to know. ironically, it was who i met earlier that day.

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hyperspace

05-27-2002, 11:14 AM

yerdaddy..and well nothing. but considering the minimum fee at the time was $175 per hour(1992) i thought it was unusual they didn't charge any extra!!

PSSTT!! HIS REAL NAME'S MOSLEY!!!

SeeYouNextTuesday

05-27-2002, 02:02 PM

Nothing TOO weird, but... 
Ok, so I used to play in an online D&D game DM'd by my friend Andrew(in a chat room). So Andrew had a couple of friends he met in NJ somehow or other, who played in these games, along with the rest of us who all went to my school. And I got to know these people a little bit, and stopped talking to them when Andrew stopped running his game. 
Fast forward to last month at the open house/orienation/tour thing my college is hosting for students accepted to the class of 2006. And I'm walking around the room checking out clubs and sports teams and looking for older friends from high school who were going there. I noticed one guy (because he looked a lot a guy named Jeff at school) standing around with one of these old friends (John for future reference)... I stopped by and said hello. 
Later we're standing in smaller groups waiting to go out for dinner and striking up conversations, and this guy I saw before was in my group, and remembering what high school I went to from when I stopped to talk to John, he asked

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JerryTaker

05-28-2002, 07:44 AM

hmm, there seems to be a girl out there that actually likes me.... That's weird, that's, like, pay up on bets you never thought you'd have to because the temperature in Hell just plummeted....

Oh, And this weird feeling I've been having lately, It might be a good mood, but I wouldn't know....

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nellie

05-28-2002, 08:01 AM

i met this really amazing guy. he's perfect for me.... the strange thing is that he doesn't see how truly special he is :)

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Yerdaddy

05-28-2002, 08:05 AM

that's beautiful.

I've got something in my eye...

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zathrus

05-28-2002, 08:06 AM

The strangest thing ever to happen to me was my bed shaking. No one else was in the bed, the room and no vibrators.

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Doogie

05-28-2002, 08:13 AM

The strangest thing ever to happen to me was my bed shaking. No one else was in the bed, the room and no vibrators.

Was it last month?? Cause it could have been that small earthquake that hit here...

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Hosp

05-28-2002, 08:19 AM

You people don't know weird...

Over the weekend I went camping with my sister, her husband and a group of their friends. My sister brought her dog Randy, and one of her friends brought their dog Hampton. Both of which were male. The second Hampton showed up, he started trying to mount Randy. Every couple of minutes we had to chase him away. Then Hampton started licking Randy's crotch and dry humping the air. After a couple of times of this happening I walked up to scare him off again and Hampton came on my leg. That is the single weiridest, sickest, strangest and most disgusting thing to ever happen to me. After showering for about an hour I decided just to throw empty beer cans at them instead of walking up to them. And Hampton's owner had the nerve to say that Randy was "Acting like a girl" so it was his fault. Yeah. You're dog got so excited from sucking our dog's dick that he came. Who's the homo?

Holy shit, Shelle's here. How have you been? And nice new sig.

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Michael Fury

05-28-2002, 08:46 AM

Once, while backwoods camping in Michigan, me & few others howled into the night darkness. We had heard there were wolves in the area. 20 seconds later, a fucking pack of wolves howled back, really mournful-sounding. It was both weird & cool. It raised hairs on the back of my neck. As you can imagine, my sleep was pretty shitty that night.

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wilee

05-28-2002, 09:20 AM

One time, at Band Camp...

Seriously, strangest thing that happened to me was on a night out drinking with my friends (on a jetty in Belmar pretty late) we saw a ball of light shoot across the sky through the clouds. I checked the news, and other things for meteor sightings and everything, and there was nothing reported. Since this thing moved through some low clouds and not in regular path like a meteor would, I'm inclined to think it was something else.

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Daftman

05-28-2002, 12:24 PM

I used to work as a mover during the summers while I was in high school.

Well one hot July afternoon while moving an old dresser into this ladies basement. Someone whispered my name into my ear while I was moving this dresser. I set it down, turned around expecting to see this ladies daughter (she was a hotty) and there was no one there and the door was still shut.

So I went upstairs and asked if anyone called for me thinking that maybe it was a faint voice. Turns out everyone (except me) was outside loading stuff off of the moving van.

That's when I realized I was all alone in a basement and that someone(thing) had whispered my name into my ear. So I sat down and tried drink a Coke, I was shaking like crazy.

One of my wierd stories.

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Tall_James

05-28-2002, 05:01 PM

Watching my baby being born...cool but so weird. 

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SeeYouNextTuesday

05-28-2002, 06:21 PM

Haha, Hosp. That's hilarious. Mind you, I'm laughing at you, and your dog-cum-covered leg, not WITH you, since I figure you weren't laughing much, but it's a friendly kind of laughing at you... ya know what I mean?

Btw, RF Hosp = OA Hospitaliano? If so, miss you on the OA board.

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Hosp

05-28-2002, 06:29 PM

Damn! Next your going to start ratting out Superman and Spiderman!!!

Yes it's me and I know I'm not missed. No one is ever missed over there, you're just forgotten unles you were a really big asshole.

And I was just more of a dick.

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erole

05-28-2002, 07:18 PM

birth

Poison Ivy

05-29-2002, 12:52 AM

A kinda strange thing happened
to me tonight....

I was at Red Rock and it was
these guys birthdays (Twins,
fraternal not identical) and the
girl there made me whip the one
twin with his belt then lick a shot
off his chest (He was H-O-T too
:p) If anyone ha been to Red
Rock before they know the drill...I
just never did anything like that
before...it was embarrassing!! lol

Fortunatley I managed to get his
number before he left ;)

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Jennitalia

05-29-2002, 05:59 AM

i was blowing this guy and i went to stop for a sec and he shot cum up my nose. that was wierd

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Tall_James

05-29-2002, 11:19 AM

i was blowing this guy and i went to stop for a sec and he shot cum up my nose. that was wierd

Now that's a sticky situation. When the cum enters your nose, does it then become categorized as "boogers"?

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Jennitalia

05-29-2002, 11:22 AM

Now that's a sticky situation. When the cum enters your nose, does it then become categorized as "boogers"?

it kinda felt like getting a nose full of saltwater. but, no, there were no jizz boogers as a result of this.

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Hosp

05-29-2002, 11:32 AM

That's not weird, that's just a guy with no stamina. Tell Jon he should be ashamed of himself.

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JustJon

05-29-2002, 11:35 AM

Yes it's me and I know I'm not missed. No one is ever missed over there, you're just forgotten unles you were a really big asshole.
Then what does that say about me, when my name occassionally gets brought up on that board?

That's not weird, that's just a guy with no stamina. Tell Jon he should be ashamed of himself.
Y'know, after a couple hours, ya just gotta let go...

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Jennitalia

05-29-2002, 11:38 AM

Then what does that say about me, when my name occassionally gets brought up on that board?

you really want to know? :)

Y'know, after a couple hours, ya just gotta let go...

if only you could hold out for as long as you beat me :)

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SeeYouNextTuesday

05-29-2002, 04:35 PM

Oh great, now you're making me feel like a dick for still being on that board. 90% of the old people I remember from when I joined are gone... we don't talk about them... they're on another board now, of course, but I could never really get into it, personally, because I wasn't big enough to be too cool for OA, and I have a fundamental mental block with message boards that have no theme. Oh well, looks like I'm doomed to be forgotten. That's life... I'll make my mark in the real world, thanks, and find a few people online who I know and who know me. I don't need people who've never talked to me talking about me, remembering the good old days when they had the pleasure of reading my words...

No offense to ANYONE intended, this is just me.

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Rev

05-30-2002, 06:41 AM

I've had many strange things happen, but this one came to mind while reading other posts....
It was while managing a record store in the willowbrook mall in nj about 5 yrs ago.
This strange man frequented the store all the time and wouldnt buy anything. He'd just walk around, looking at the employees.
Finally, one day, I made a clerk ask him if he needed help. He quickly left the store, and didnt come back for a few days.
A week later, he came back and aproached me.
He whispered to me "You have beautiful hair. Please dont ever cut it. You really look sexy with your long black hair."
He smiled, and reached into his front pocket.
I took 2 steps back at that point.
He pulled out a business card and gave it to me, then walked away.
As he split, i read the card, which said "Do you have long hair? Have you ever been pressured at work into cutting it? Dont do it! Call me if you need support."
I never saw the man again.
that freaked me out. i still have the card. i laugh each time i look at it.

xoxoxoxo,
Rev

ps- If anyone wants, i'll scan it, to prove i'm not making this up. :)

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03-04-2003, 07:01 AM

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