The Truth about "Effmeboobs"

[The Blowhard]

I have heard that she is actually an 60 year old toothless man imitating a feisty young vixen!
Can this be confirmed or denied?;)


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[EffMeBoobs]

Last time I checked which was about 20 minutes ago in the shower(yes I utilized the sprinkler from my lawn}I was of the female gender. Would you like proof? ;)

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[Pootertoot]

I have heard that she is actually an 60 year old toothless man imitating a feisty young vixen!

isn't that why (s)he's hot in the first place? You ain't known lovin' til you've had a gum job. 60 year old men go at it like it's their last meal...because it probably really is.

Last time I checked which was about 20 minutes ago in the shower(yes I utilized the sprinkler from my lawn}I was of the female gender.

Well, there goes that one...do you at least have no teeth?

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[HordeKing1]

Read my posts about hermaphrodites! LOL.

EFFMEBOOBS - has a great sense of humor, as you can tell from her posts as well as her choice of sn.



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[The Blowhard]

Could EMB really be Fez?

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[Pootertoot]

Fez does have fairly large breasts...

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[erinmoran]

fairly large breasts you say??.....tsk tsk....take
your mind off fabio...daer

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[The mighty Thor]

I heard that EMB wants to have
a threesome with two
VIKINGS:-)





Take a liking to a Viking

[EffMeBoobs]

Why thank you HORDEKING! I appreciate that coming from the likes of yourself.
POOT unfortunately I have a great set of teeth, and a great smile so I've been told.
HECKLER I am not fez. Sorry to disappoint ya. I'm Jessica Rabbit, and I have faily large boobs.
Thor why yes, how did you know I wanted to play "Where's Your Viking Sword"?


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[TomPoo]

" She's part girl she's part boy, she's got parts everyone can enjoy

She got more, she got less shes got her man hood stuffed in her dress.

Is he a Mr. or is he a Miss? Does she stand up when she is taking a piss?

She is my little girl, yea she is my little guy; When I please her I get poked in the eye

She wears lace and she wears flannel, she watches footbal and the lifetime channel

WHat that bulge under her nighty??? It must be hermaphrodite "

----Steven Lynch

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
---Tom Poo

[The mighty Thor]

Sounds fun EMB:-) What am I
supposed to do with my hammer,
Any suggestions?





Take a liking to a Viking

[Pootertoot]

Gender is in the mind? Can I grow a vagina if I think really hard, then? Or do I have cut my taint open again?

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[EffMeBoobs]

Dan - umm no comment...lol I don't think I'm a woman..I KNOW I'm a woman...big difference :)
Thor- I can think of a million things you can do with your hammer....I've been tortured as a child watching Bob Vila with Dad. lol :)
Poot- you're already a pussy so don't even worry about growing one. :)



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[Pootertoot]

You're the sweetest.

When people shake my hand, is that considered fingering me or fisting me?

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[JustJon]

ask your pet gerbil.

by the way..vaginas are very evil...so that explains everything

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[EffMeBoobs]

Shit I'll fist ya anyday PooterTWAT. Speakin of twat, fisting and shit, I'm getting horny.

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[Pootertoot]

That's very nice of you. You're more than welcome to go elbow deep in me at your leisure.

I'd appreciate a warning though, as fisting tends to break concentration when I'm balancing my checkbook or something otherwise exciting.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Hey Poot....just a fair warning...I'm going to fist you in approxiamtely 28 mins ok?

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[Pootertoot]

I will try and get all my gas out within 27 minutes then. Don't want you coming out chocolate-coated.

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[JustJon]

Just keep your wrist- watch and brass knuckles on and he'll love even more

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[The Blowhard]

Hey EMB..check for corn!;)

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

[Pootertoot]

sweet lord, she's an animal. I whistle when the wind blows now, and not out my mouth.

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[EffMeBoobs]

So was it good for you PooterTWAT? It was my best fisting yet. I left my watch and all my BIG diamond rings on for his pleasure. The way my one 4 carat diamond caught his rectum and ripped his lining open was the best. He screamed in pure exctasy. Heckler I didn't see any corn but ther were plenty of sunflower seeds. My next anal fisting session with PooterTWAT will be in approximately 7 hours and 43 minutes and it will involve a carrot.

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[Pootertoot]

It was true bliss. However, the back of my pants look like abstract art.

My only complaint is that you took half the jewlery that I was keeping in my ass out in place of your ring. As for the watch, the ticking is more erotic than I thought it would be...my anus contracts with each minute passing, so I know what time it is at all times.

As for the carrot, well, you can't fool me. I know you'll put it in wide end first to spite me.

Anyone who wants to be admitted to the next anal fisting, tickets are $25 and can be bought at the door of the venue, which is to be determined by Ms. Boobs prior to the fisting.


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[EffMeBoobs]

You thief!! That's where my watch is, shit someone has to let me know when 3 hours and 28 minutes from now will be.
As far as the carrot, no actually I was thinking of sticking the sharp end in first so I can rip up the other side of your rectum. It's only fair to the other side of your rectal lining.
Well the 1st time the atmosphere was very cheap considering you only paid $17.00 for 2 hours at Motel Brite. This time I want it to be meaningful. How about the restroom of McDonalds on 11th Ave?

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[Pootertoot]

No problem, you can use the plunger...I'll see you there in a few.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Dammit!!! That asswipe dissed me!!!! I waited at the McDonalds on 11th Ave around 10pm for an HOUR and PooterTWAT didn't show. What pussyTWAT!! Then to top my horrific night I was standing in the rain on the corner with a carrot in my hand, and a homeless guy came right up to me and stole the carrot from my hand and started to eat it in front of me. Standing there upset, cold, wet, and dumbfounded a black guy came up to me talkin some kinda jive then next thing you know, he ripped off my 4 carat diamond ring that I used to pleasure the one side of PooterTWAT's rectal lining!!! WHY ME?!?!?! I was left there on the curb standing in the freezing rain looking sad and miserable without the company of PooterTWAT, my carrot, my 4 carat diamond ring, and my watch which is still ticking and giving pleasure every fucking second to that PooterTWAT. Can my life get fucked up anymore?? Oh and I forgot one more thing, I stood in line at McDonalds because I was in the mood for fries and they ran out of FRIES?!?!?! WTF?????????

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This message was edited by EffMeBoobs on 5-26-01 @ 3:35 PM

[Pootertoot]

Um...I thought we agreed to meet in the BATHROOM of the McDonald's, not outside...I waited there, holding my buttcheeks apart with my hands for a good four hours. Every time I felt my anus start to be torn, I'd turn around, smiling that familiar pained smile, and it was never you. It was either the janitor, a trucker, or some kid who wanted to see how many McNuggets he could fit in my ass (approximately 23 1/2).

I was getting ready to close my anus for the night when a pair of tremendous breasts jiggled their way through the door...I was elated! My carrot rape approaches. But they were sported by a fat homeless guy eating a carrot.

In your honor, though, I anally violated myself with the spout of a park waterfountain. Just think of all the children wondering why the water tastes so funny...I hope that makes up for our misunderstanding.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Yanno.....that is the only place I didn't look. I went into the ladies room looking for you. The only reason I did that was because you did say to me one in confidence that you dress as a woman sometimes. To this day the color pink suits you so well my friend. The mens room was the last place I thought you would be. I even looked in the kids play area, well I don't need to go into any explanation as to why. Well think of it this way, you now have a watch with a clever tick and 23 and a 1/2 McNuggets up your rump. I think for now you'll be satisfied for a while. You won't be needing my anal plunging services for another 4 days and 57 minutes. Next time please remove your cell phone from your rectum and answer it so we can meet at the correct spot. Until next time this has been EMB your #1 Buttplug.

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[JustJon]

OK "ron" and "fez"....free lube if you kiss and make up. A big fat baby for the one with the biggest "woody"

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[sunndoggy8]

All this talk about anal plunging and rectal lining...damn I wished my cell phone had a vibrate feature! :)

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[The Blowhard]

EMB..all talk, no action!
Meet me on 86th Street and 5th Avenue tonight at midnight in Bay Ridge Brooklyn and prove yourself! Bring a bucket, a glove, 50 White Castles and a gallon of Crisco. I'll supply the duct tape and the raincoats!;)

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[EffMeBoobs]

Meet me on 86th Street and 5th Avenue

Is that a 3 or an 8? Please confirm it for me and then I will pencil you into my lil black book. Wow I guess by the looks of it I have some new clients on Tuesday, Sunndoggy, Jon, PanterA, HK, Skull, and TomPoo(who needs a double slot open for his session...god only knows why). The first available appt is for this coming Wednesday at 6:48pm. Is that good for you or would you like to reschedule Sir?

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[Pootertoot]

I thought I was the only one...maybe that's why your hands always smell like fecal matter, raw chicken, and (I'm guessing Heckler is responsible for this, don't ask me why) Circus Peanuts.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Oops I forgot to wash my hands after I was done with Heckler. I'll remember for next time, if there is even a next time. You never answered my question.

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[The Blowhard]

NO MORE FISTING EMB! Damn, she's only 14!!!!


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[EffMeBoobs]

NO MORE FISTING EMB! Damn, she's only 14!!!!

SHE?? Whom is this young female you speak of? Fourteen is a nice age to start the fisting, they are nice and tender. Easy to be manipulated.

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[babychanel]

Class.. I mean this thread will be a Classic one day ;)

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[erinmoran]

14 year old chick + fisting= heaven!!!

By the way...why do they use gloves when their fisting in the pornos??

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[The Blowhard]

Fisting a minor=fisting by Bubba in Riker's Island. No thank you.

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[Pootertoot]

She just pretends I'm fourteen and makes me wear a skirt...that doesn't mean I am a small girl...

Okay...I wear the skirt on my own...

Excuse me, Ms. Boobs, my ass is getting cold...when's the next rondezvous?

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[EffMeBoobs]

Class.. I mean this thread will be a Classic one day

Yea CHANEL, a classic DUMP! :)


By the way...why do they use gloves when their fisting in the pornos??

Erin, they gotta protect those long coke nails. Would you want sex poo under your nailbeds?

Excuse me, Ms. Boobs, my ass is getting cold...when's the next rondezvous?

Alright enough with the teasing and the game play. I say lets just get it on, rip each others clothes off and scream out our board names while in pure exctasy. Lets see if you're all talk. Whatta ya say....your place..or...your place?

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[skullcrush]

say....your place..or...your place?




"jon benet wasn't that hot without make up on"
-me

[The Blowhard]

"SEX POO"? Skull, you are a lucky man indeed.

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[Pootertoot]

My bathroom stall is open, I'm spread eagle and waiting baby. Don't mind the italian dressing smell, I use it as crotch perfume, so it's not so cheesy.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Alright Toot, but next time please promise me you'll smear 4 day old vaginal bloody clots on your ass, mixed in with some yeast infection and some 2 day old twat fishy juice. Oh my lord heavens! The winning combination will make me perform your sessions with 100% excellence.

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[The Blowhard]

Hey EMB, I miss you.
The board has not been the same since the "Angelic Princess of Perversion" has gotten herself a life! ;)


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[EffMeBoobs]

Awwww Heck baby, I miss you lots. I really can't stand having a life, it's made the people that I've grown close to so far away. How about I come over with some ost and we can fondue over a bottle of Jack? I'm really in the mood for some hot fondue cheese smothered on my not-so-public parts. ;)

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[The Blowhard]

I'm coming over now! Ha ha, I said "coming"!;)

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[babychanel]

rude & rude
sick & sicker


adu adu parting is such sweet sorrow.


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[Pootertoot]

If I have to stop eating your blood clots and start putting them up my ass, I may die of starvation...but I'm doing it all for you...

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[EffMeBoobs]

So did we ever really find out the truth about EffMeBoobs? Did anyone confirm or deny the accusation?

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[The Blowhard]

The truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! ;)

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[EffMeBoobs]

Life is like a knife handle, GET A GRIP ON IT!!!!!! ;)

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[Pootertoot]

I hear Ms. Boobs taught Paula Poundstone everything she knows...

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[EffMeBoobs]

Paula had a knack for fistings? I knew that wacky broad was standing around during my anal sessions watching for a reason.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Bringing back a classic for my Lou. We were talking about the McDonald's story last night. The good ol days...

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[FMJeff]

Another stellar post...kudos...

Jeff Shain
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[Dirtybird11]

Eff me boobs is nice.
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[EffMeBoobs]

Thanks for the appreciation Jeff. I'll mark it down in history what a kind thing you said. You rock. :)

Sissylips is nicer.

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[Gvac]

The Truth about "Effmeboobs"
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

Fact is, Ms. Boobs is probably one of the nicest, sweetest, warmest, and funniest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. There's not too many other people I could think of as to who I'd rather hang out with.

Just ask me about the time she saved my life with a cheeseburger.

Love ya, Boobsie!

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[The Blowhard]

This thread FINALLY has some closure: EMB and Pootertoot lived happily ever after.;)
Now I'm gonna sing the "Theme From The Love Boat" to them! ;)

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[Sheeplovr]

how come nobody picks the theme for m.a.s.h. as there wedding song and i dont mean just the music the words that are in the movie

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[The Belcher]

I don't care WHAT she is, I am definitely her FAN. She is the funniest, wittiest person on here, and if she's a she, and if she's single, I'd love to meet her. If she's a 60 year old "he", I'd like to push him around in his wheelchair and listen to him talk all day. THEY are a riot.

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[IrishAlkey]

She's alright.

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[EffMeBoobs]

Thanks Alkey for the sweet words. I was going to admit that I'm an "alkie-holic" but I'm so smitten with your words. I'm speechless.

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