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Gvac
05-24-2002, 03:22 AM
The following is reprinted from Ann Landers' May 16 column:



ANN LANDERS

By Ann Landers
Thursday, May 16, 2002; Page C12

Dear Ann:

I hope you can help me with an unusual
problem. My teenage daughter was
recently invited to a nude slumber party.
She assured me there would be no boys
present.

I called the mother of the girl and talked
to her about this party. While the mother admitted the idea was strange, she said she
would be present during the party to supervise. She also said her husband and teenage
son would be away for the weekend, so there would be no males present in the house. She
assured me that nude slumber parties are all the rage these days.

I have never heard of such a thing and cannot imagine why a bunch of 15- and 16-year-old
girls would want to spend 12 hours together stark naked. Any ideas?

Baffled Mom in Burlingame, Calif.

I'm as baffled as you are. While walking around nude may be an interesting experiment, and
sleeping nude has long been popular, I cannot imagine the appeal of doing either with a bunch of
other girls in close quarters.

As long as you trust the mother of these girls to supervise for the duration of the party, I see no
harm in it. Meanwhile, ask your daughter why she finds this such an attractive idea. You might learn
something.



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DreamWeaver
05-24-2002, 03:33 AM
I have never heard of such a thing and cannot imagine why a bunch of 15- and 16-year-old girls would want to spend 12 hours together stark naked. Any ideas? C'mon...do you really need to ask such a silly question???

I was there...Everyone knows you don't need boys when you've got dildos....duh




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Fallon
05-24-2002, 03:39 AM
I wonder if they had a pillow fight.

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cheezeemee
05-24-2002, 04:22 AM
This is where lesbianism comes from

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wilee
05-24-2002, 05:26 AM
Sound's like the hostess bats for the home team

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Aggie
05-24-2002, 05:38 AM
I have never heard of such a thing and cannot imagine why a bunch of 15- and 16-year-old
girls would want to spend 12 hours together stark naked.
Isn't this what every guy thinks really happens at a slumber party? Or at least what they think should happen! :)

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zathrus
05-24-2002, 07:34 AM
Aggie,
that would be a guys wildest
dream and i do think they believe
that happens at slumber parties.


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DarkHippie
05-24-2002, 07:38 AM
a bunch of 15- and 16-year-old girls would want to spend 12 hours together stark naked
now I'm starvin

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The mighty Thor
05-25-2002, 06:57 AM
You'll probably get invited when the Mom's get together. :-) <P> <P>


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SeeYouNextTuesday
05-25-2002, 09:12 AM
I don't know about YOU, but if I'm that brother or father, I'm going away for the weekend... into the attic where I will have a computer recieving signals from a dozen hidden cameras around the house.

I can't wait for college...

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TheGameHHH
05-25-2002, 09:15 PM
This sounds like the coolest party ever!


IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Captain Rooster
05-28-2002, 01:09 PM
My teenage daughter was
recently invited to a nude slumber party.
She assured me there would be no boys
present.

I called the mother of the girl and talked
to her about this party. While the mother admitted the idea was strange, she said she
would be present during the party to supervise.


And so would her brother; Mr Greg Vacation, aka "Gvac the Poon Hound."

Gvac, I know that you have been referred to as the "Vaginal Terrorist of Love" but this is just sickening.

Oh, and I guess I should let my nephew go to Mr. Pootertoot's Naked, Lubricated Babysitting Service too?


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