my super interesting concert/tampon story

[Arienette]

so i went to see remy zero tonight at maxwells in hoboken (which was so excellent, by the way). my friend and i were lucky enough (or got there early enough) to get right up to the stage. we were right in front of a huge ass speaker, and it was ridiculously loud. so we start searching through our respective bags, and i actually found a pair of earplugs from another concert.. i thought it was kind of icky, but it was so fucking loud i had to use them. she couldnt find any, thuogh. so, she suddenly went all macguiver on me... she busts out a tampon and a set of nail clippers and fashioned herself a nifty pair of earplugs! i dont know why, but i was just so entertained i figured i should share this with everyone else. and now that i have, it really doesnt sound all that interesting... oh well


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[sexy bastard]

damn....now i need to go buy some tampons

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[JerseyRich]

I have shoved all kinds of things in my ears for use as earplugs at concerts.
Lima beans have excellent acoustics blocking qualities...

WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

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[zathrus]

That's an interesting idea. Use
tampons for ear plugs.


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[ADF]

Lima beans have excellent acoustics blocking qualities...


The problem with using lima beans is the possibility that the bean will become lodged and a lima bean bush will start growing out of your noggin', which is a situation ripe with public embarassment. Also, you can wake up with a giant stalk growing out of your ear with giants living at the tippy top.

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[AppleBoy]

I just got this visual of her shoving one in each ear, having them stick straight out with the strings dangling, looking like the gremlin on the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

[Arienette]

i have a question, if i might...

this thread was moved into the ladies room, and i was wondering how those decisions are made... like what are the criteria? i realize i discuss a tampon in the story, but i really dont see where that makes this a ladies room thread. i was just curious how this works. and if you dont want to divulge the info, that's cool, too. thanks :)

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[lleeder]

Anytime a tampon is mentioned it should be in a ladies room.

[Zipgun]

Lima beans have excellent acoustics blocking qualities...

My mommy said not to put beans in my ears, beans in my ears, beans in my ears. My mommy said not to put beans in my ears, beans in my ears.

Now why would I want to put beans in my ears, beans in my ears, beans in my ears? Now why would I want to put beans in my ears, beans in my ears?

You can't hear the teacher with beans in your ears, beans in your ears, beans in your ears. You can't hear the teacher with beans in your ears, beans in your ears.

What's that you say? Let's put beans in our ears, beans in our ears, beans in our ears. What's that you say? Let's put beans in our ears, beans in our ears.

You'll have to speak louder, I've got beans in my ears, beans in my ears, beans in my ears. You'll have to speak louder, I've got beans in my ears, beans in my ears.

Say, Mommy, we've gone and put beans in our ears, beans in our ears, beans in our ears. Say, Mommy, we've gone and put beans in our ears, beans in our ears.

That's nice, boys, just don't put those beans in your ears, beans in your ears, beans in your ears. That's nice boys, just don't put those beans in your ears, beans in your ears.

I think that all grown-ups have beans in their ears, beans in their ears, beans in their ears. I think that all grown-ups have beans in their ears, beans in their ears.

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