starbucks

[erinmoran]

Why does everyone like starbucks so much?!?...damn yuppies!..Anyway..a regular cup of joe there tastes like buttmud!!...you'd need 2 pounds of sugar in it for some taste!!!

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[The Blowhard]

Starbucks coffee sucks! I would rather go to a Greek coffee shop anyday. Only fools go to Starbucks and pay 5 bucks for a cup of crap that tastes like they burnt the beans.

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[EffMeBoobs]

It's too effin strong! Tastes like ass, not that I would know what ass tastes like. I would never betray my love for Dunkin Donuts!!

Piddlers and BJQs do it better....

[Pootertoot]

Starbucks is the epitome of all evil.

As for Greek coffee shops, I find you get an inordinate amount of chest hair in the coffee you get there.

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[Gwen]

Ok i have had just about enough of this starbucks bashing. I worked there for 3 years and was an asst. mgr. its not as evil as you think. THe customers are the evil ones, those people are the biggest f'n assholes.
Also the coffee is bad, thats why you've gotta drink the espresso drinks cause they get mixed with lotsa milk and syrups so you cant taste the coffee. I can't complain aobut price cause i never pay for drinks there, but you guys are right, it is a teensy bit overpriced

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[skullcrush]

what happened too a nice cup of tea?this country is becomin too americanized.

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This message was edited by skullcrush on 5-19-01 @ 6:53 PM

[girl germs]

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[The Blowhard]

Eat the poor.

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[Pootertoot]

Eat the poor? Then who am I going to shoot out into space...?

The elderly!

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[girl germs]

oh yeah, i ate a hobo today. it tasted great.

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[erinmoran]

Was he carrying his stick with the tablecloth wrapped like bag thingy?...Did you eat him just to get to his K.Y?

Dunkin donuts rules!!

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[Pootertoot]

I usually stab my hobos to death. It helps me rid of my blinding white rage. I didn't know I could eat them, too...

Wait, if I think of my father when I stab the hobo, then who do I think of when I eat him? Unless hobos smell like fish, I can't pretend it's my mother...

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[The Blowhard]

I just wanted to say "fuck Starbucks". Thank you.

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[TomPoo]

True Story:

I was at work the other day and I was on my way to the deli. As I was leaving I asked anyone if they wanted anything. One guy gave me a piece of paper and said give this to the guy he will know what I want.

So I go to the deli, hand the guy the paper, and he looks at me like I have two heads. I said I guess this guy wanted coffee or something. So I bought the guy a regular 32 oz cup.

I get back and this F'n guy looks at me and says "what is this" I look at him and say "I don't know what you were expecting but it is coffee" He starts BITCHING at me and asks why I didn't go to Starbucks. I said "I was getting lunch and I wasn't going to F'n Starbucks for some gormet garbage coffee"

What has happened to America when someone offer to get you lunch and your expected to go to Starbucks?????

*Oh and this duesh bag didn't even give me money, he expected me to lay out the $5 for this crap, and threw out the coffee I bought him. What a dick.

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---Tom Poo

[erinmoran]

You hang out with a lotta dooshbags??

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[sunndoggy8]

Tom Poo, what you should do is get a cup of starbucks coffee, the kind he likes, and pee in it. Then bring it to him and be all apologetic and sorry for what happened, and then watch him drink it! That's revenge, if you're willing to do it! :)

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[JustJon]

y'know, they closed my local starbucks. it was replaced with a starbucks.

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[TomPoo]

Sundoggy;

The day it happened I was really salty, and revenge would have been sweet, now I just give an F, and I won't pick him up anything at the deli. He feels pretty stupid cause I go out everyday and make runs for alot of people and I never include him, and he knows better than to ask.

However, evreytime I see a Starbucks on his desk I want to F'n throw it at his fat head.


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---Tom Poo

[The Blowhard]

Today a friend gave me a bag of Starbuck's morning blend.
I made some and I am convinced that people who enjoy this crap don't really like it. They use it as a prop to show how hip they are.
It smells awful, and has a horrible burnt bean taste. I would rather drink bong water.

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[adolescentmasturbator]

Starbucks finds out who is the renter of smaller coffee shops then offers more for rent forcing the smaller guy out. Add that to their shitty overpriced coffee.

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[IkeaBoy]

I drink a lot of coffee, enough to make people "talk." Anyway where was i going with this? oh yeah, right. I don't like Starbucks. I like bagel store coffee or 7-11 Coffee which is cheapter, you get a lot more and it tastes a lot beter. As far as usual coffee places there's this place called the Coffee Beanery in the mall and i'm sure it's at other places though I haven't seen it elsewhere and that has good coffee too, far better than Starbucks.

[adolescentmasturbator]

Best coffee on the road?

1) Green Mountain - served in
Mobil gas station shops
2) Bengal Traders - Exxon
3) Any diner

Starbucks ranks 2nd only to
McDonald's for the title of
foulest brew ever.

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[HordeKing1]

Coming Soon - Another Starbucks!

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[Gvac]

adolescentmasturbator,

Stop stealing my posts, you JO!!


(that post above about road
coffee is mine. He somehow
stole it when the board was
going haywire yesterday. Of
course, as with any discussion
of coffee, the supremacy of
Dunkin' Donuts is implied.)








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This message was edited by gvac on 7-23-01 @ 11:43 PM

[adolescentmasturbator]

GVAC I did that in a couple threads. If you highlight my post you'll see what I put.

I will get a sig pic...eventually

[F Wad]

i hate all brands of coffee

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