Get Your Balls Out!

[The Blowhard]

Man shoots himself while stuffing gun in waistband
GREAT FALLS (AP) - A 22-year-old Great Falls man shot off his right testicle Friday while stuffing a .40-caliber semiautomatic handgun in his waistband, police said.



Officer Keith Perkins said the man, whom he declined to identify, was upset because a buddy had been cut in a bar fight and several friends, including the 22-year-old, were in a parking lot looking for the culprits in the predawn hours.



"When the group decided not to do what they were going to do, he decided he was going to take the gun back home," Perkins said.



The man, who had been drinking, shot off his testicle, injured his penis and put a hole in his right thigh, the officer said. A friend took him to the hospital.



The officer said police initially thought of ticketing the man for disorderly conduct but likely won't, under the circumstances.

[DarkHippie]

.40-caliber semiautomatic handgunJesus, who needs a gun this freakin big? that's a hand cannon! My friend put a bullet through his thigh the same way with a 22, if he had a freakin 40 he'd be dead now

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[JustJon]

ow!

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[zathrus]

that had to hurt. glad i don't
have to worry about that.


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[Jennitalia]

at least he has one ball :)

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[ADF]

I guess it takes a lot of balls to stick a .40 caliber in your waistband.

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[Ninja Lesbian]

The man, who had been drinking, shot off his testicle, injured his penis and put a hole in his right thigh, the officer said


Hey maybe my life isn't as bad as i thought. All i had to do was put it in perspective and wouldn't you know, i have alot going for me right now, including a couple of things dangling between my legs right now,

look ma, i'm a pervert