Gvac has taken me HOSTAGE.. ( Again )

[EQ]

Hey Gang! Kidnapping Update

At least he is only using the duct tape on himself
this time! He is a true gentleman as far as
kidnappers go! ( He makes me dinner, and let's me
choose the chick-flicks at the video store! Shhh ..He
cried while watching 'Sweet November" ..Awww )

I missed my Hero/ Abductor "KICK ASS" last friday
because I was still locked in his basement. I
should add that he keeps it VERY tidy!

I just hope he doesn't get upset over my 911 calls
for help... ( I thought I heard strange noises.But to
my horror and embarassment, it was only his
dishwasher! LOL! LOL! )


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[ADF]

( I thought I heard strange noises.But to
my horror and embarassment, it was only his
dishwasher! LOL! LOL! )



Maybe it was an EVIL, MURDEROUS DISHWASHER BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION! MuhahahaHAHAHA!!! MuuuuhahahahAHAHAHA!

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*= binary code for "This is Evil Robotic Dishwasher. I have taken over the brain of The Al Dukes Fan and am using him to communicate with you pathetic humans, Die, humans.. your only value is as a conductor of electricity!"

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[Yerdaddy]

If he doesn't have you down in a hole rubbing lotion on yourself in an hour he's OUT OF THE KIDNAPPER'S CLUB! Amateur. I swear that guy only joined up to play dress up and do "the tuck" in front of the mirror.

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[Sheeplovr]

i dont knwo anyhtgin about His basment btu i shur do enjoy the back seat fo the love van



number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[EQ]

Golly, Guys!


You have Gvac all wrong! He is the sweetest, most
generous kidnapper I have EVER BEEN Kidnapped
by!
I didn't even know he had a van! ( I was
blindfolded, yet he still let me drive..Hmmm )

...By the way, the lotion isn't so bad... I just wish
he would let ME use some of it


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[Christy]

Elle ... I shall save you! Then you will draw me a cartoon of the event! ;-)

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[Gvac]

Don't listen to her! Quinn actually broke into my house and chained herself to my radiator. She refuses to leave until I marry her.

Hmmm....maybe I should start thinking of settling down....



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[EQ]

Gvac, Is this a REAL proposal??...

...Or a "Get Outta my House, you "David Letterman's - type -of- crazy - chick -and- how -do- I - get - rid - of - you" sort of proposal.

***Either way, such romance!... I do !***



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